Can anyone here write in Hebrew?

[rixxx]

Ohh, here's a programme about language, this episode deals with translations of Shakespeare:

 

http://www.dailymotion.com/video/xqcu23_frys-planet-word-5_shortfilms

[Salvatorin]

God is ready to use. This is called a translation of Shakespeare

[spratters]

Shakespeare made up some brilliant words. What do you think they called an elbow beforehand?

[Fred McGriff]

a beforehand.

[triachus]

"Shakespeare's works are wonderful. Do you think you are fat tail Cody?"

 

translat'd

[funkaholic]

Ohh, here's a programme about language, this episode deals with translations of Shakespeare:

 

http://www.dailymotion.com/video/xqcu23_frys-planet-word-5_shortfilms

gonna watch, that sounds interesting, must be a very a difficult task & if someone does a good job of it they them selves are always a good writer. in nostalghia there is a line that always stuck out for me "you can't translate poetry"

 

 

a beforehand.

im going to somehow get people talking about what a elbow was called before it was a elbow so i can drop this a bomb.

[rixxx]

It's got Stephen Fry presenting to which is awesome, in fact that link has the other 4 episodes which are great. There's one episode with Brian Blessed which is fucking hilarious

[Guest Eggylips]

Original text:

"How many roads must a man walk down before he becomes a man?"

...35 translations later, Bing gives us:

"Can also occur due to other people."

[Guest Eggylips]

sorry but had to do the whole song after that:

 

 

The friends

Before you continue?

Haifa and the sea is the most

-Cat?

There are many recurring images: e.

Double room?

Friends

In the clouds

 

It is so good

The Point?

In the past year. In some cases

You will receive the message?

There are many people in this effort

View all?

Friends

In the clouds

 

The term is used in this part.

You can see in the sky?

For this reason

I heard people screaming mmarr?

Many people have to die for us.

A lot of people

Friends

In the clouds

[Guest Eggylips]

Think I've found a new hobby, cheers for the bad translator link:

 

Here's Neil Young's "Heart of Gold"

 

I would like to have
It is not required
MOL E
Gold
Private parking is shown, the terms and conditions
Not
My understanding is that this study
Gold
Who has the right.
If demand continues to
Gold
Aging

Hollywood
Mahogany
Go abroad
Gold
He said: very happy
All
In addition
A serious chest injury
I'm old!
I want to go at all times.
Hot gold
Lee

I would like to. He said
Gold
It does not exist.
Hot gold
I'm on a roll
Bergman
Hot gold

[Guest A/D]

Hot gold

I'm on a roll

Bergman

Hot gold

Oh man. This thread is hot gold.

[Guest Eggylips]

Original text:

"Oh man. This thread is hot gold. "

...35 translations later, Bing gives us:

"The program in this area."

THA FUCKIN PROGRAM IS IN DIS AREA GFUKIN G G

[Guest Eggylips]

Holy shit, ever wondered how the badtranslator would handle a rolling LOL:

 

 

Original text:

"LOL"

...35 translations later, Bing gives us:

"The layout of the page."

From English: LOL

To Vietnamese: Cười to
Back to English: Lol
To Ukranian: Помираю від сміху
Back to English: Lol
To Chinese Simplified: 号
Back to English: Number
To Swedish: Antal
Back to English: Number Of
To Czech: Počet
Back to English: The Number Of
To Danish: Antallet af
Back to English: The number of
To Dutch: Het aantal
Back to English: The number of
To Spanish: El número de
Back to English: The number of
To Portuguese: O número de
Back to English: The number of
To Polish: Liczba
Back to English: The Number Of
To German: Die Anzahl der
Back to English: The number of the
To Lithuanian: Skaičius,
Back to English: Number,
To Haitian Creole: Nombre,
Back to English: Number,
To Bulgarian: Номер,
Back to English: Number,
To Hungarian: Szám,
Back to English: Number,
To Romanian: Număr,
Back to English: Number,
To Indonesian: Nomor,
Back to English: Number,
To Turkish: Sayısı,
Back to English: Views,
To Korean: 레이아웃
Back to English: Layout
To Latvian: Izkārtojums
Back to English: Layout
To Thai: เค้าโครง
Back to English: Layout.
To Chinese Traditional: 佈局。
Back to English: Layout.
To French: Mise en page.
Back to English: Page layout.
To Finnish: Sivun asettelu.
Back to English: In the page layout.
To Hebrew: פריסת דף.
Back to English: Page layout.
To Slovenian: Postavitev strani.
Back to English: Page layout.
To Slovak: Rozloženie strany.
Back to English: Page layout.
To Estonian: Lehekülje paigutuse.
Back to English: Page layout.
To Arabic: تخطيط الصفحة.
Back to English: Page layout.
To Russian: Макет страницы.
Back to English: The layout of the page.
To Norwegian: Oppsettet for siden.
Back to English: The layout of the page.
To Japanese: ページのレイアウト。
Back to English: The layout of the page.
To Catalan: La disposició de la pàgina.
Back to English: The layout of the page.
To Greek: Τη διάταξη της σελίδας.
Back to English: The layout of the page

 

/forum

[Fred McGriff]

/everything

[Guest Eggylips]

so is like, is this the bit of silence before the secret track?

[Guest cctoide]

Original text:

"Robocop carrying a ghost up a mountain"

...35 translations later, Bing gives us:

"What is the spirit of a polar bear."

[rixxx]

 

Original text:

"Robocop carrying a ghost up a mountain"

...35 translations later, Bing gives us:

"What is the spirit of a polar bear."

 

 

 

album title worthy phrases.

[spratters]

 

 

Original text:

"Robocop carrying a ghost up a mountain"

...35 translations later, Bing gives us:

"What is the spirit of a polar bear."

 

 

 

album title worthy phrases.

 

 

Make it happen.

[funkaholic]

the card, wrote fuck the police in arabic on the other side for a extra laff

[funkaholic]

apparently the arabic is a awful translation & as the letters aren't connected is almost illegible

[eugene]

this is a fail man, the hebrew is all backwards, lol

 

thats how it is supposed to look:

[rixxx]

Yeah hebrew is right to left not left to right, thats what may have happened?

[Fred McGriff]

it's all at once.

[cear]

wrong both f you, it's top to bottom then left to right and then right to left again

[Fred McGriff]

I read it clockwise and spiral out with a 9 degree divergence