LimpyLoo Posted September 20, 2013 Share Posted September 20, 2013 Commence advice vis-a-vis tattooing LimpyLoo's person. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest disparaissant Posted September 20, 2013 Share Posted September 20, 2013 i'm getting my first tattoo soon. i'm thinking of getting the pulsar map that carl sagan designed for the voyager golden record. not the most original idea, i know, but it's fucking awesome. get a generic tribal on your chest and bicep and get swole, bro Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
essines Posted September 20, 2013 Share Posted September 20, 2013 i have more than one tattoo. what kind of advice could you possibly be seeking? getting a tattoo, in my experience, is extremely personal. the input needed is yours. others can add to your decision but they will not make it happen. get the tattoo. or don't. who fucking cares. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LimpyLoo Posted September 20, 2013 Author Share Posted September 20, 2013 who fucking cares. You cared about what happened to my body last night. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
essines Posted September 20, 2013 Share Posted September 20, 2013 not once did i say your body did not matter to me. any and every night. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MisterE Posted September 20, 2013 Share Posted September 20, 2013 find some ancient alchemical runes that when placed on your fleshy container will make you a vessel through which one of the old gods (perhaps beelzebub- lord of the flies, or mot- the god of death who's hunger can never be satiated) may interact with our realm once again. edit- do it, pussy! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LimpyLoo Posted September 20, 2013 Author Share Posted September 20, 2013 The sort of advice I was looking for was more like "how do I not regret this in 5 years" 5 years ago I got drunk, I had a couple hundred dollars in my wallet, and I said "I'm gonna do it, tonight's the night." And so I walked down to the most reputable ink joint in town and turns out they had closed early that night. I was gonna get "I'm a girl and you're a boy" tattooed on the inside of my arm. And although I wouldn't have outright regreted it, I can't say I woulda been totes stoked about having that particular phrase written on me forever. So is the secret to find something that you've liked for a long time--something you're unlikely to outgrow--and have that scraped into your flesh? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MisterE Posted September 20, 2013 Share Posted September 20, 2013 the secret is evil runes dude! you might try searching archive.org for occult texts. how much use are you really getting out of that body? think about what this guy might do with it! be asmodeus's bitch! he'll use your body to do unspeakably lustworthy bestial acts! edit- do you think you'll regret having your body be the super soaker 200 that slathers earth in a bukkake of torment and anguish? no. it will be awesome. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest RadarJammer Posted September 20, 2013 Share Posted September 20, 2013 i would wait for new technologies to emerge in tatto ink application and removal. getting a tattoo now would be like buying a horse drawn carriage the day before the first cars go on sale the idea of "this is forever" is romantic but its outdated i don't think the flesh is sacred but I don't think iv'e ever seen a tattoo that did anyone's image any favors. words/sentences/names are the worst kind of tattoo. how many times do you want to read yourself and aren't people going to get fed up reading the same word on you over and over? its like i get it already, i read it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest zaphod Posted September 20, 2013 Share Posted September 20, 2013 the secret is to not get a fucking tattoo. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LimpyLoo Posted September 20, 2013 Author Share Posted September 20, 2013 the secret is to not get a fucking tattoo. mad lolsies (dup in heeyah) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest boo Posted September 20, 2013 Share Posted September 20, 2013 how about a triangle? it will always be a cool shape Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MisterE Posted September 20, 2013 Share Posted September 20, 2013 have i ran out of recommendations or can i still suggest slimer?that's probly the classiest thing you could do, short of summoning the devil Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest zaphod Posted September 20, 2013 Share Posted September 20, 2013 get sylvester stallone doing a backflip off a spike while robocop carries a ghost up a mountain. get this on your forehead. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MisterE Posted September 20, 2013 Share Posted September 20, 2013 carrying a ghost up a mountain=classic! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lewps Posted September 20, 2013 Share Posted September 20, 2013 I gave myself a 'prison tattoo' at the end of last year on my knuckle with india ink and a needle, turned out pretty well really. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alcofribas Posted September 20, 2013 Share Posted September 20, 2013 get sylvester stallone doing a backflip off a spike while robocop carries a ghost up a mountain. this will forever remain the most beautiful line in watmm. always moves me to the core. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest zaphod Posted September 20, 2013 Share Posted September 20, 2013 it's mysterious, heroic, beautiful. that ghost needs to get to the top of a mountain and by god robocop is going to carry him if he has to. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alcofribas Posted September 20, 2013 Share Posted September 20, 2013 can you even begin to imagine carrying a ghost while stallone is back flipping on a spike? my god, the dedication is ineffable. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MisterE Posted September 20, 2013 Share Posted September 20, 2013 i just wonder what would happen if stallone met robocop Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alcofribas Posted September 20, 2013 Share Posted September 20, 2013 i think he would backflip on a spike and robocop would carry a ghost up a mountain. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
goDel Posted September 20, 2013 Share Posted September 20, 2013 Get a tramp stamp ..of sylvester doing some stuff on a spike Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
delet... Posted September 20, 2013 Share Posted September 20, 2013 Thinking About Getting A Tattoo...Thoughts? don't, it's reached passé saturation. and on top of that your body is something that you can't just redecorate when you get tired of the old look, like a room in your house or your desktop background. The bloody thing is there for good. Pointless, don't do it, invest more wisely. Buy an half ounce gold coin or something. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
delet... Posted September 20, 2013 Share Posted September 20, 2013 Also this, plus with augmented reality overlays you'll be able to be seen any way that you like. i would wait for new technologies to emerge in tatto ink application and removal. getting a tattoo now would be like buying a horse drawn carriage the day before the first cars go on sale the idea of "this is forever" is romantic but its outdated i don't think the flesh is sacred but I don't think iv'e ever seen a tattoo that did anyone's image any favors. words/sentences/names are the worst kind of tattoo. how many times do you want to read yourself and aren't people going to get fed up reading the same word on you over and over? its like i get it already, i read it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest disparaissant Posted September 20, 2013 Share Posted September 20, 2013 my brother has a tramp stamp that says: exit only \/ he got it while drunk, and then a week later got arrested and spent a month in jail. the cops got a good laugh out of it because prison rape HA seriously cops suck. but my brother is kind of a dick too so Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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