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Discuss anything and everything here, but please keep discussions about any of the featured WATMM artists to their appropriate subforums, or new music releases or live shows and dates to theirs.
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MY NEW FAVE ANIMAL 1 2
by Guest petr- 28 replies
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aaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh :stuart: :stuart: :stuart: :teeth:
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Dizzee's Gone Insane 1 2 3
by Guest Gary C- 50 replies
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Love this.
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Motherfuck!
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fred knows things
by Guest Helper ET- 12 replies
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we all wonder yet we wait fred wont spill the beans he has a reason we dont care we just want the beans if we look at why we want the beans, we will find what fred has found therefor, look at the fred within you, and you will find fred
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Any of the books read by Roald Dahl him self. The Blade Runner I have is quite good as well, but it don't who say its ready by:(
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boring day 1 2
by david- 28 replies
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whats everyone doing? anything exciting?
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Post your desktop thread: IRL edition!
by Guest Iain C- 20 replies
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I bet some of your desks are even filthier and less organised than mine! I know, I know. I'm going to clean my room this afternoon.
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KISS cider 1 2
by kaini- 26 replies
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also comes in blueberry, which is the nicest. i feel like Iain C drinking this, but it is so very very nomnomnom. i'm free! shoot me now! edit: upon consideration, the notion that drinks can have a sexual orientation is pretty mental.
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oasis hater0rs
by Guest dese manz hatin- 12 replies
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why is there so much hate towards oasis? i'm not sure i know where this is coming from.. could have something to do with the fact that im a foreigner (Ger). but ive always wondered is it the lyrics? is it the general appearance of the gallaghers (cocks)? is it the plagiarism? is it the repititiveness? bless bless all di man dem innit, BLAP
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UNICORNS
by Guest chax- 19 replies
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why did i click it? whyyyyyy MAKE THE HORROR STOP
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teacher appreciation week 1 2
by Guest tht tne- 47 replies
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25 hottest sex-offending teachers
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i guess
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wtf. Like how are you supposed to tell this guy not to bite your dick? He's God. It's like, hey man, you gave me a dick and you know all that has ever happened and you know what you're doing is correct and perfect but could you please not bite my dick? like, how hard would you get smited? damn.
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Punching a Horse
by Guest Iain C- 4 replies
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crime fighting experiences 1 2
by Guest Franklin- 26 replies
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recently, I was on my way to an appointment with a client when I was met with 4 oncoming police cruisers. They turned left in front of me, forcing me to slow. So I checked out what was happening on my right as they headed into a shit looking cluster of welfare homes. Just as the last cop pulled in I noticed a rustle of one of the bushes and some scary-looking dude jumps out and starts booking down the street beside me, looking behind him every few seconds. This guy is clearly running from the cops. So I make my next turn, almost right beside the guy. He turns into a field for about 100 meters and hops a fence into another welfare subdivision. So i slow right down t…
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want 2 fuck
by Guest KY- 4 replies
- 655 views
come on guyz
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the total emptiness of getting what you want 1 2
by Guest A/D- 43 replies
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i feel like i'm hitting some kind of new low here. which is funny because i have so many things i've wanted all my life. maybe this is what zen is talking about. a good, interesting job in a time when jobs are scarce good gear for work lots of time off for my own projects a girl i love in a different city, and a girl i like in this one good friends good house and roommate body work honest relationship with my family money isn't a problem at the moment i eat delicious food every day not dependent on substances at the moment (may be experiencing withdrawal) and here i am, it's 3am and i can't move myself to get ready for work tomorrow. i could make some drastic c…
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does chewing chewing gum make you feel a bit arrogant? 1 2
by Guest boo- 34 replies
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chewing chewing gum seems to make me act like some kind of coke fiend with a jaunty swagger, and maybe even a cockney accent. am i the only one?
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COME TO MAGIC SHOW!
by Guest DOLLA MENU- 7 replies
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Pascal Kleiman
by Guest assegai- 1 reply
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CUTEST THING EVER THREAD! 1 2
by Guest Tony Danza- 42 replies
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My cat named Richard. She sounds like Nintendo.
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sorry for the earlier confusion. Don't know why this never occurred to me before
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night watch/day watch
by Guest tht tne- 16 replies
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has anyone seen these, are they good? i caught part of night watch and the subtitles used transitions, it was cool
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My penis smells of curry sauce
by Guest abusivegeorge- 19 replies
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OK, so I've just been eating French Fries (Worcester sauce flavour crisps, not the chips) with an old curry sauce I found from mcdonalds, it was still in date mind, I had two bags, and finished up the dip, delicious, I then had a bowl of sweetcorn with a drizzle of vinegar. After this I visited tube8 and watched Nicole Ray fuck some guy and had a good old wank. Now bare in mind I never touched the curry sauce with my hands, just the french fries, and the two have pretty different smells. For some reason, my penis now stinks of the curry sauce and so to does my cum. I am confused.
