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  1. you should put spiders in her food flol
  2. It is my goal to leave Canada. I have lived all over British Columbia and I love it unconditionally but I strongly desire to put myself out of place.
  3. i just sliced my thumb open on a tuna can. i was making a salad. i let my one hand bleed over the sink whilst i finished the salad with the other. i am eating said salad. it's a bit salty but i like it.
  4. The over time I just worked earned me enough to buy the new pc I've been eyeing. And more.
  5. 84 hour work tour and of course my last night has to fuck me in the ass. as a side note i'm at home now lying in bed naked with a cold drink. But i go back to work tomorrow morning. also i might miss my friends stag as it is up north and also right now is summer time and it is batcock hard to get time off in the summer with my level of seniority. *batcock hard*
  6. coming from the tattoo thread... i'd rather have any room left for tattoos if it meant this could be avoided. /hippie, gets drunk, burns watmm by learning martial arts *montage*
  7. people who ask that are cunts.
  8. Isn't "way too loud" a compliment for a metal song? why does volume make music any more valid? metal music is just as good quiet, but i'd rather the assault on my ears.
  9. I still don't understand why people can't not wear clothing. i only dress so i don't get arrested.
  10. asshole neighbor keeps me awake all day because he is obsessively doing yardwork with loud equipment. he finishes just as i'm supposed to be waking up for work. he is also just a cunt in the first place. fuck him.
  11. I had a dream i was fishing in the canadian pacific northwest (aka my homeland) and i had hooked a salmon. fucker bailed and my hook managed to catch a bear in the mouth. it was a cub. i can't distinctly recall if it was a black or grizzly, but the bear looked at me as an equal. it dodged behind an early 1990s jeep cherokee, green. i shared this vague connection for a few seconds, and then the bear panicked, calling for his mom. the whole time i was scared shitless that his mother would come up behind me and skin my stupid ass. it didn't happen. Mom called at her son, to get him home, and he ignored. Now we have a mounted cub and a dead mother.. At the end of my dream i remember being driven off in the box of a pick up truck wondering how they were going to kill the bear.
  12. i'd see portishead. but i remember getting their self titled album when i was in grade 4 (maybe grade 3) for my birthday cause i asked for it. i'm awesome. i have a spot in my heart for them. also watching beth gibbons sing like she does with a cigarette burning in one hand is fucking hot for some reason.
  13. don't ruin a good drunk with that nonalcoholic hullabaloo
  14. MEAN! But yeah that's what I said too! If it had low river levels it would be called Low River. lol I'm glad you got out in time. I'm going to pick up my brother communities across the street from him are being evacuated. I have a buddy that I'm worried about. I hope he or she is ok... my thoughts are with everyone involved and even though i have a dumbass sense of humour i hope all is well. it seems that lives have been saved through awareness, but that says nothing for the damage that the flooding will cost in the end. talking with a few friends and, again, it's surreal. it rained here yesterday but the creek nearby didn't rise 154 meters. and godspeed to you and your brother StephenG! Do a backflip when you get home.
  15. I got out just in time, i saw them devil clouds in my rear view mirror. but the evening i got home i read the news and heard about it and it was pretty surreal. also my bestest friends are in edmonton, so first world success? on a lighter note there was a picture of the flooded town of High River. It was a picture of tiny-town High River completely flooded, cars up to their wind shields. I laughed because it was a picture of a town under water and the caption was "High River". *goes to hell*
  16. also how many warnings am i gonna get for giving watmm a cumshot? it just feels right.Oh, and watmm, I just came all over you.
  17. essines

    Limmy

    this is fucking fantastic.
  18. also i concur with the skinny jean thing. i cannot wear them. even if my life depended on it. i don't understand how they work.
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