MadameChaos
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https://youtu.be/aY34MK9lxII
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A GUN shop owner in South Africa is being held for allegedly cutting off 21 women's genitals and storing them in his freezer. http://www.dailystar.co.uk/news/weird-news/466013/danish-man-arrested-women-genitalia-found-freezer-south-africa
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http://www.queerty.com/penis-shaped-popsicles-that-explode-in-your-mouth-hit-the-swedish-ice-cream-market-20140325
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agreed, but even this should be carefully regulated to prevent people being ripped off. this is an interesting article about the current state of affairs with the UK utilities market. http://www.theguardian.com/sustainable-business/2015/jul/10/uk-energy-system-in-thrall-to-giant-utilities-customers-budget-renewables as is often the case, the market rips off those who can least afford it. the elderly. renewables are the way forward, especially the local co-operatives idea.
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people have been calling work to complain that one of our ice creams looks like it has a bell end. apparently it's disturbing for children.
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i'm just going to put this here http://www.independent.co.uk/voices/diane-abbotts-alleged-affair-with-corbyn-only-makes-me-more-sure-she-can-handle-her-new-political-role-10510138.html
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NSFD
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Lol! What can I say, I has such wise.
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https://youtu.be/PJ3NTDjNErY
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I'm not very good at extensive argument as I burn out too fast. Plus I have too short a concentration span. *gets distracted by something, wanders aimlessly off*
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i like my men like i like my coffee; hot, strong, sweet and not up my arse.
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Noooooooo, on instagram. :D
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3rightm9
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cheesy spicy beans (baked beans with mozzarella and sriracha sauce stirred in) on buttered toast with rocket, grapefruit juice with ice.
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Thanks yek and Tricone RC lol ;)
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Sorry to be a dickhead but it always pisses me off - it's down't mine not down tut mine Or for example, going tut (to the) shops You are correct, sorry old chap. *tapdances sideways out of thread*
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i just can't believe there's a genuine person in parliament, and at the head of Labour party no less! whatever's next? a government run for the people by the people? what a ludicrous idea!
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I had some inception fucking once. I met a girl at a club a few months ago, and due to her being a hobag, we went to a love hotel (which is where you go in Tokyo to sexing). Anyway, after doing some lines of near-pure charly from IDM hookupz, my member is all of a sudden knee deep in her vagiznaz (took awhile to get it up, but I poked at it like checking meters in a jet). As I'm pumping her furiously with coke sweat splatting on the walls, I put her ankles by her head to get in deeper. And then I realized...... What the fuck. "Is that..... Is that another vagina?!" "...Yes." TLDR: I fucked a girl who had a vagina in her vagina, and in that vagina was another vagina. It was the first time I've been in 3 vaginas simultaneously, and I'm now humbled and find myself watching sunsets with can beer, crying, remembering the Native Americans. Sidenote: After the fucking, she queef'd with all 3 vaginas, which made a G major chord. So now every time I hear G major I remember her. Good thing it wasn't G Minor. You would have gotten 3 nested life sentences. Some people think that G Major is the sacred chord, that David played and it pleased the Lord. But it isn't it's F minor, as found in Chopin's Nocturne. Stupid fucking cunts.
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i like a cup of bovril with lard in. especially after i've hard a hard day down tut mine.
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Worst Album Covers of All Time (The Definitive List)
MadameChaos replied to Joyrex's topic in Music Discussion
not enough females in this thread imo m8 that is all, as you were. -
it's like fucking Inception in 'ere.
