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  1. MadameChaos
    can everyone please just shut up and pay the man for the thing? i can't afford £60 but £16 is feasible...
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  3. MadameChaos
    *tries to use paint to add shoop-da-whoop lazer to avatar, fails*
  4. MadameChaos
    Kant would never be so vague and wischiwaschi.
  5. MadameChaos
    *googles* !!! So that's what those things are that I keep seeing cunts wheeling about on the last few weeks. oh god, don't get me started. never in my life have i wanted so much to go and push over a complete stranger for no reason.
  6. MadameChaos
    I just picture myself as an active, fit and healthy 80 year old. That's enough motivation for me.
  7. MadameChaos
    oh photoshop
  8. MadameChaos
    bumpity-bump
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    huehuehuehuehuehuehue
  10. MadameChaos
    Checks calendar day. You plan ahead! yeah i buy all my lunch stuff at the start of the week, it's just easier that way. I do this too. I buy anything I need the next day the day before, because it made me less late to work doing it that way (Tescos is on my walk route to walk). Took me a few years to realise this, though. yeah it's a pain to walk in to town every day for the specific tuna i like, plus it's cheaper to buy in bulk. my current healthy living plan involves eating a set thing most days (tuna salad), life tweaks etc.
  11. MadameChaos
    how does someone look at you like she wants to blow you? does she stare are your groin licking her lips? explain yourself. how is this even possible? do you mean you looked at it? looking at it isn't the same thing (please see above). *scoots out of thread on a IO Hawk mini segway*
  12. MadameChaos
    and hey, you might learn something... ..."electrocation?" *says weird twee thing and then scuttles off a la Delet* Limpy you are adorable.... and unfortunately unintelligible. Say wut now? it's a cross between electrocution and education I've been working on my Delet impression lately where you come into a thread, add a crazy-yet-cute non-sequitor and then leave with stage directions *slumps away in failure* Oh I get it, are you perhaps mini Delet? *puts little finger to mouth and zips off in a retro motorised Chair*
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    Checks calendar day. You plan ahead! yeah i buy all my lunch stuff at the start of the week, it's just easier that way. Until some bugger steals your food! yes quite am reet vexed.
  14. MadameChaos
    Checks calendar day. You plan ahead! yeah i buy all my lunch stuff at the start of the week, it's just easier that way.
  15. MadameChaos
    and hey, you might learn something... ..."electrocation?" *says weird twee thing and then scuttles off a la Delet* Limpy you are adorable.... and unfortunately unintelligible. Say wut now?
  16. MadameChaos
    some tea leaf at work stole one of my tins of tuna. now i have to buy an alternate option for friday's lunch.
  17. MadameChaos
    the tribe http://www.channel4.com/programmes/the-tribe can't get enough of this series about a group of Ethiopians. There was this bit where the mum is having a go at a teen about not cleaning out the goats and they just say "whatever". It was a beautiful moment.
  18. MadameChaos
    http://metro.co.uk/2014/08/12/man-dies-after-getting-vibrator-stuck-up-his-anus-and-waiting-too-long-to-get-medical-attention-4830046/ this is old but...
  19. MadameChaos
    i have one word for you "electrocution"
  20. MadameChaos
    Haha! referential
  21. MadameChaos
    You don't have to be stoned to post here, but it makes the dank memes thread more amusing if you are.
  22. MadameChaos
    Just so you're clear, it's nothing like purple drank
  23. MadameChaos
    *sings The smiths song "unlovable" swapping out the title word with "unrapeable"*
  24. MadameChaos
    *sigh* that's Ribena
  25. MadameChaos
    blinding! genuinely sweet. o', ..me little rose cheeks :) aw you sweetie. avatar changed back. urakyo͞otēpi :) *blows electronic kisses*
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