Amen Warrior

Don't forget to bring 237 comedy disguises in case it's one per customer

Most annoying post of the year? Top 10 surely

Thought I'd have a relaxing time fixing my bike listening to this. He starts playing the most demonic sound evil shit right when I'm at the fiddliest bit and my hands were covered in oil and grease so can't turn the fucking thing off. Stressful as fuck

The new first lady will be an inspiration to all the world's eastern european prostitutes

My sister lived and worked in Libya for a few years. She left in around 09 I think. I don't think she ever felt unsafe. I doubt she'd last 2 weeks in post-gaddafi Libya. The boyfriend she had while she was there is almost certainly dead now

Last time you had a stoopid president it was hilarious. Don't you remember when he choked on a pretzel, or mispronounced words, or did 9/11? Vote Trump imo

Lol, I had no idea about this. I once shared a lift with miliband before he fukt off forever (hopefully). Very weird and unsettling man. Almost stopped the lift before I reached my floor just to avoid being in an enclosed space with him any longer than I needed to. Almost definite reptilian shapeshifter.

The amount of times I've almost dropped silly money on incuntabula over the years. Great news!!

Haha, grampa BCM can actually remember old British Rail! I just resent the eye watering ticket prices when the rail franchisees are a) coining it with subsidies and b) paying out dividends. They can obfuscate it as much as they want but atm it's a mechanism for moving money out of public purse into private pockets. The franchises should just be allowed to expire and network rail assume control of the whole lot. Should've happened after Railtrack was liquidated imo

This really gave me the urge to play Alan Wake again

I was disappointed that the kids didn't all fuck like they do for no reason at the end of Steven King's It

I don't understand. You need the jewel case version? Cant you just put the CD you already own in a jewel case and print out the cover/rear? Is that cheating?

I bought this from HMV cos I had vouchers, first time I've been into one in about 15 years. Surprisingly massive selection of 12" LPs, but it's all weird shit like '180g deluxe' represses of 50 cent for £20+. When did this happen and who the fuq is buying it?! Anyway lush EP. Noticed it says recorded in the dandelion spaceship pre-syro on the label. Name of one of his studios? :D also pre syro release, or pre recording of syro trax?

The the whole corbyn conflating Israel with ISIS is bollocks though, total spin. The point was Israeli gov's actions give cause to rising anti semitic feeling, in the same way isis actions give cause to rising anti Islamic feeling. He wasn't saying Israel is like isis for fuck sake, he was naming the 2 international things that are driving up racist sentiment against those two groups. But yeah that aside the cunt needs to go. I get he was democratically elected leader, but the MPs were also democratically elected in a much more significant and er..democratic election no? Without their support there's no fucking opposition. Exactly when we need it most

Guys has anyone noticed this: Rich Is Aphex Twin Is an anagram of Richie P.S.X. Hawtin (his middle names are Peter Steven...Xavier)

Isn't that how the Joyrex tape came about? Some cheeky cunt nicked it from his house or something

wow, that actually made me kinda tear up a bit to see just how original and unique of an artist he was even in his early days. this article is incredibly inspiring. thank you. What the fuck does this "incredibly inspire" you to? Become a loud obnoxious cunt to your neighbours? Read the whole thing again and replace any mention of Aphex/Richard with "David Guetta" or whatever. Still going "wow" and "tear up" at all the "incredibly inspiring" waxing lyricals and flowery language? ffs Lol, if I had been considered a genius artist at my early twenties I definitely would have tried to get away with shit like described in the article. I think that article divides the people that have had to live next to noisy cunt neighbours and people who haven't.

oh no...lol Both soundcloud cheetahs are on there pal. One is renamed cirklon someat yeah that's cheetah 3. 7b is the cheetah track. Also I'm not your pal. I don't even know you. Fight me bro. You would be my pal if we knew eachother :)

oh no...lol Both soundcloud cheetahs are on there pal. One is renamed cirklon someat

Yeah take your negative energy somewhere else, I'm trying to open my chakras in preparation for this record!!!

Thanks for letting us know, I won't get it either then. What else isn't mindblowing that we shouldn't automatically buy? :)

New 'phex m8

I'm going to buy the vinyl then record it to tape, take that watmm

Yeah cirklon 1 drum pattern is p much I'm Self Employed with crazy snare fills, assuming being trigged by the cirklon? Rad

Why cunts going mental over the tape, is it just cos it's 'limited'? Samples sound lush btw. Drum pattern in cirklon 1 same as one of the analords?