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logakght

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  1. Fuck.

    1. Hugh Mughnus

      Hugh Mughnus

      Sir why are you swearing, it is unbecoming of you.

  2. mexican jihad

    1. Hugh Mughnus

      Hugh Mughnus

      can't behead now, it's siesta time

    2. KovalainenFanBoy

      KovalainenFanBoy

      replace Allah with drugs and it's not much different tbh (beheadings included)

    3. Joyrex

      Joyrex

      That would be Los Zetas...

  3. I just came from a fucking party and realized how few I know about party's protocols, plus I'm drunk as fuck

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    2. KovalainenFanBoy

      KovalainenFanBoy

      Does this party adhere to the Treaty of Vienna? 1738 or 1864?

    3. PhylumZunami
    4. hello spiral
  4. Bjork and my post-1994 depression.

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    2. Hugh Mughnus

      Hugh Mughnus

      Britney spears and several adolescent years of stephens boners

    3. logakght

      logakght

      y'all ruined my sentimental update yo

    4. KovalainenFanBoy

      KovalainenFanBoy

      all your updates are sentimental bruh

  5. Sex, death and mathematics.

  6. Has anyone seen my virginity? It seems to have slipped by me

  7. the suicide of a mother

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    2. hoggy

      hoggy

      What are the beginning and end of that sentence?

    3. KovalainenFanBoy

      KovalainenFanBoy

      FACE OF A WOMAN

       

      TEARS OF ITS CHILD

    4. triachus

      triachus

      RIP FLOW KRANIUM

  8. Opal Tapes is NOT overrated.

    1. Bechuga

      Bechuga

      Opal Fruits however are not

  9. The Drowning of Walter White.

  10. I'm the Omegle bitch.

  11. are we sensitive to becoming?

    1. ambermonk

      ambermonk

      If that state of becoming is arousal, then yes

    2. hello spiral
  12. the programmer of love

  13. Being the son of El Chapo Guzmán

    1. KovalainenFanBoy

      KovalainenFanBoy

      talk to Notch to join the Depressed Billionaire Club

       

  14. Your toxic tears.

  15. Depression is truly painful.

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    2. sheatheman

      sheatheman

      need more numbness tbh

    3. KovalainenFanBoy

      KovalainenFanBoy

      can't be worse than a worse than a dick papercut. The thin edge of a sheet of paper right across your pee-hole. Now that's painful

    4. usagi

      usagi

      gives you a bit of extra throughput though

  16. Da lazt surviving emo.

    1. hello spiral

      hello spiral

      Cram it, lady.

       

       

    2. hoggy

      hoggy

      "And Then, Every Emo Band In The World Sank Into The Ocean, But Nobody Really Noticed."

  17. some countries simply have no salvation

    1. Bechuga

      Bechuga

      Oh for the love of God...what's Luxembourg done now?!

    2. hello spiral

      hello spiral

      Some countries simply have no Savlon. pls donate

  18. islamhomoereticphobia

  19. my gf: the virgin hikikomori

    1. ambermonk

      ambermonk

      Wut? I'm not your GF!

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