Guest Helper ET Posted July 22, 2007 Share Posted July 22, 2007 I just came up with a great idea. Someone should kidnap RDJ and lock him into a house with loads of equipment, and have it all go through a line out into a recording device outside the house. Consider the possibilities. You could even put him in rooms with...oh, say Bjork. Hehe, you'd end up with a bunch of little AFX/Bjorks running around...it'd be so cute. Another one I've had for a while, is to break and enter into RDJ's house, and steal (copy actually, I wouldn't do that to the guy) all his unrealeased music. Good lord...I can't even pretend to think of how good some of it must be. I've actually considered doing this...it would require a phone tap, an EMP, a glass cutter, probably some welding equiptment of some kind, and a person who can open safes. Not only would it be incredible, think of how much money it would be worth. I'd never sell it, but one could get mega rich if they actully decided to do this. (heh, mega rich...the irony of his name sharing the same word as his financial situation). Anyone think this would actually be doable? The break and enter, not the kidnap...maybe... Apologies to RDJ if he reads this and fears for the safety of his home. I'm sure the mother fucker has got security up the ying yang anyway though. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Caustic Posted July 22, 2007 Share Posted July 22, 2007 Fanboys...sigh There's an unwritten law that anyone who posts here has thought about doing that atleast once. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
goDel Posted July 22, 2007 Share Posted July 22, 2007 just try to hack into his computer and get it over with. there's no need to break in, or kidnap. don't waste your energy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
perunamuusi Posted July 22, 2007 Share Posted July 22, 2007 get me some of his pants from the dirty laundry basket. apparently he never wears the same pair twice according to OK magazine so he probably wouldn't even notice. in fact they'd probably just be in the bin so look there yeah. make sure they're really grubby yeah. cheers mate Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Helper ET Posted July 22, 2007 Share Posted July 22, 2007 I hate it when you are just chillin with people somewhere, and someone walks up to join, and there becomes an overwhelming stench in the air. ASS. Happens in the grocery store to me all the time too. Some fucking people. What if I'm that guy??? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
J3FF3R00 Posted July 22, 2007 Share Posted July 22, 2007 I hate it when you are just chillin with people somewhere, and someone walks up to join, and there becomes an overwhelming stench in the air. ASS. Happens in the grocery store to me all the time too. Some fucking people. What if I'm that guy??? deja vu Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
goDel Posted July 22, 2007 Share Posted July 22, 2007 and please, no teaming up of bjork and afx. it wouldn't be good for either of them. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Enter a new display name Posted July 22, 2007 Share Posted July 22, 2007 He's rich enough to hire security agents. I bet he has a few bodyguards. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Caustic Posted July 22, 2007 Share Posted July 22, 2007 He's rich enough to hire security agents. I bet he has a few bodyguards. Vibert and Jenkinson Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest panga Posted July 22, 2007 Share Posted July 22, 2007 He's rich enough to hire security agents. I bet he has a few bodyguards. Vibert and Jenkinson that little fingers fucking lethal Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fred McGriff Posted July 22, 2007 Share Posted July 22, 2007 get me some of his pants from the dirty laundry basket. apparently he never wears the same pair twice according to OK magazine so he probably wouldn't even notice. in fact they'd probably just be in the bin so look there yeah. make sure they're really grubby yeah. cheers mate i think it'd be better to start collecting the lint from the lint filter in his washing machine and then try to construct a thong out of the lent and then swallow the thong anally Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Helper ET Posted July 22, 2007 Share Posted July 22, 2007 Jesus, I just want some more of his music, you guys all want his gonch and shit. Sick fucks... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Rook Posted July 22, 2007 Share Posted July 22, 2007 I am not afraid of Vibert, but for some reason I bet Tom could take a guy twice his size. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fred McGriff Posted July 22, 2007 Share Posted July 22, 2007 i once had this great idea to get one of those plastic contraptions that cuts play-do into shapes when you press it through, i wanted to have one of those things installed on my ass so i could shit the the aphex symbol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sneaksta303 Posted July 22, 2007 Share Posted July 22, 2007 i once had this great idea to get one of those plastic contraptions that cuts play-do into shapes when you press it through, i wanted to have one of those things installed on my ass so i could shit the the aphex symbol woah!! :laughing: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Caustic Posted July 22, 2007 Share Posted July 22, 2007 i once had this great idea to get one of those plastic contraptions that cuts play-do into shapes when you press it through, i wanted to have one of those things installed on my ass so i could shit the the aphex symbol *invests* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joyrex Posted July 23, 2007 Share Posted July 23, 2007 Play Doh® Poop Factory Please, Helper ET, don't turn this into the BoC Subforum. Admire the music, hell, admire the man if you want, but begging and wanting new music won't make it come any faster. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Helper ET Posted July 23, 2007 Share Posted July 23, 2007 We all want but I don't remember begging. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Helper ET Posted July 23, 2007 Share Posted July 23, 2007 In fact, I think supporting an AFX poop logo maker in your ass is a bit more out there than stealing his music (no disrespect to Fred McGriff). Joyrex you never did like me did you? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Romhotep Posted July 24, 2007 Share Posted July 24, 2007 There's nothing strange about wanting AFX poops. I've been trying to learn muscle control through secret Buddhist techniques for years now, but it hasn't paid off yet. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Dr. Elemeno von Hat X: PhD Posted July 24, 2007 Share Posted July 24, 2007 it paid off for me. try regular stretching, yoga, yogurt Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest mrcopyandpaste Posted July 29, 2007 Share Posted July 29, 2007 i think it'd be better to start collecting the lint from the lint filter in his washing machine and then try to construct a thong out of the lent and then swallow the thong anally utter lolocaust Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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