ten fingers ten toes Posted April 19, 2008 Share Posted April 19, 2008 Because nobody else from here would probably ever see them, I just wanted to bring to everyones attention the megalolage involved in Fred McGriff's Annotated Chess Games on Gameknot. There are only 2 so far but I hope more will come soon. His irreverent and witty take on the usually stuffed up ones own asshole world of Chess annotation is just great. http://gameknot.com/list_annotated.pl?u=fredmcgriff Some good bits: Well here it comes, a direct attack on my D guy. I knew we couldn't just stay friends and move around on the board forever. At this point I could put down about 9 or 10 sliders, White Castle or Krystal I don't care. Kobeyeshi (sp) endorses Krystal's so I'm leaning that way right now, plus there's one close to my home. The only White Castles around here are in the frozen section of Stop n Shop. my battle donkey takes a gorgeous slow-motion leap to d5, its sinewy haunches ripple majestically as it evades the deadly attack then: white is being annoyingly aggressive. my battle donkey's proud display of majesty obviously either went unnoticed or defiantly underestimated. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Idrn Posted April 19, 2008 Share Posted April 19, 2008 lol amazon link plz Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ten fingers ten toes Posted April 19, 2008 Author Share Posted April 19, 2008 This also came during our latest game: Comment: (tenfingers) well crap, I'm gonna have to sleep on this. I meant no disrespect. This game has been war. Dirty, bloody, tactical war the whole way. I feel like a GI Joe Lumbering out of the jungle with a dead donkey on my back but a wound in my leg to thank for it, and Cobra Commander has Destro still searching for me, and I still can't figure out why the f*** Cobra had a battle Donkey to begin with. Comment: (fredmcgriff) f*****g lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest boo Posted April 19, 2008 Share Posted April 19, 2008 i feel like i'm not enough of a nerd to get this Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ten fingers ten toes Posted April 19, 2008 Author Share Posted April 19, 2008 LOL when did everyone around here start kidding themselves that we aren't all gigantic fucking nerds? Besides, since when was Chess nerdy? FIDE Grandmaster Alexandra Kosteniuk (rating 2523) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest umop_apisdn Posted April 19, 2008 Share Posted April 19, 2008 holy shit, theres still stopnshops in ct? meeeeeemorieeeeeeeeeesssssss. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Rambo Posted April 19, 2008 Share Posted April 19, 2008 My friend (who's about 25) got into a full blown argument once with a 10 year old girl on gameknot. It went on for about a fortnight. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ten fingers ten toes Posted April 19, 2008 Author Share Posted April 19, 2008 I bet that 10 year old girl was a 45 year old guy who wished his penis was impaling a 10 year old girl Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SCONES TO DIE FOR Posted April 19, 2008 Share Posted April 19, 2008 LOL when did everyone around here start kidding themselves that we aren't all gigantic fucking nerds? Besides, since when was Chess nerdy? FIDE Grandmaster Alexandra Kosteniuk (rating 2523) So what's the RZA ranked? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ten fingers ten toes Posted April 19, 2008 Author Share Posted April 19, 2008 LOL when did everyone around here start kidding themselves that we aren't all gigantic fucking nerds? Besides, since when was Chess nerdy? FIDE Grandmaster Alexandra Kosteniuk (rating 2523) So what's the RZA ranked? Probably -2. I would seriously love to pwn the shit out of him in WATMM's honor. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FLA FUR BIS FLE Posted April 19, 2008 Share Posted April 19, 2008 girls are nerds too i think my girlfriend is a total fucking nerd because she'd rather play MMORPGs on a friday night than go out and dance and drink and meet people or would rather play MMORPGs than go out and enjoy the sunny weather i'm not a nerd, i just suck.. tELL HER TO HIT ME UP ON DEATHWING SERVER, WoW. I'M THAT FLY ASS African American (ORC) THAT BE ALL ABOUT IT. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Siegecow Posted April 19, 2008 Share Posted April 19, 2008 she totally calls out my name during sexes doesnt she boo? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
triachus Posted April 19, 2008 Share Posted April 19, 2008 LOL when did everyone around here start kidding themselves that we aren't all gigantic fucking nerds? Besides, since when was Chess nerdy? FIDE Grandmaster Alexandra Kosteniuk (rating 2523) i wonder how many of her opponents were beating themselves off under the table while playing against her Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Beholdapalehorse Posted April 20, 2008 Share Posted April 20, 2008 LOL when did everyone around here start kidding themselves that we aren't all gigantic fucking nerds? Besides, since when was Chess nerdy? FIDE Grandmaster Alexandra Kosteniuk (rating 2523) Damn, instant wood. That picture is 10 times better than most porn out there to me anyways. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fred McGriff Posted April 20, 2008 Share Posted April 20, 2008 LOL when did everyone around here start kidding themselves that we aren't all gigantic fucking nerds? Besides, since when was Chess nerdy? FIDE Grandmaster Alexandra Kosteniuk (rating 2523) oh my god LOL when did everyone around here start kidding themselves that we aren't all gigantic fucking nerds? Besides, since when was Chess nerdy? FIDE Grandmaster Alexandra Kosteniuk (rating 2523) i wonder how many of her opponents were beating themselves off under the table while playing against her look how fucking stupid her shoe is though but still the first picture, oh my good god. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ten fingers ten toes Posted April 20, 2008 Author Share Posted April 20, 2008 Just to let everyone know, a rating that high would mean she's good enough to easily beat everyone here on WATMM, playing us all at the same time. Blindfolded (playing all boards in memory with moves being read to her), giving us all knight odds. I think she'd win all boards handily. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest boo Posted April 20, 2008 Share Posted April 20, 2008 i like that she has big ears or, a small face Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Enter a new display name Posted April 20, 2008 Share Posted April 20, 2008 LOL when did everyone around here start kidding themselves that we aren't all gigantic fucking nerds? Besides, since when was Chess nerdy? FIDE Grandmaster Alexandra Kosteniuk (rating 2523) i wonder how many of her opponents were beating themselves off under the table while playing against her Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fred McGriff Posted April 20, 2008 Share Posted April 20, 2008 ehh... bad lighting right there Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Eris Siva Posted April 20, 2008 Share Posted April 20, 2008 Also a nice one: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Caretstik Posted April 20, 2008 Share Posted April 20, 2008 a rating that high would mean she's good enough to easily beat everyone here on WATMM, playing us all at the same time. Blindfolded (playing all boards in memory with moves being read to her), giving us all knight odds. I think she'd win all boards handily. I'm shit at chess. I'd love to take her on just so that she could completely and utterly fucking pwn me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ten fingers ten toes Posted April 20, 2008 Author Share Posted April 20, 2008 a rating that high would mean she's good enough to easily beat everyone here on WATMM, playing us all at the same time. Blindfolded (playing all boards in memory with moves being read to her), giving us all knight odds. I think she'd win all boards handily. I'm shit at chess. I'd love to take her on just so that she could completely and utterly fucking pwn me. If you want to get pwned at chess you could just play me or Fred, a rating of 2500+ in the FIDE means you are officially a Grandmaster, it's a very elite few who play at this level and it's a mastery of Chess in a way that none of us will ever know mastery of anything else in our lives. In a way it would be kind of rude to waste her time with any of our play. It would be like you or I playing Halo 3 against a toddler or a blind man. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pcock Posted April 20, 2008 Share Posted April 20, 2008 a rating that high would mean she's good enough to easily beat everyone here on WATMM, playing us all at the same time. Blindfolded (playing all boards in memory with moves being read to her), giving us all knight odds. I think she'd win all boards handily. I'm shit at chess. I'd love to take her on just so that she could completely and utterly fucking pwn me. If you want to get pwned at chess you could just play me or Fred, a rating of 2500+ in the FIDE means you are officially a Grandmaster, it's a very elite few who play at this level and it's a mastery of Chess in a way that none of us will ever know mastery of anything else in our lives. In a way it would be kind of rude to waste her time with any of our play. It would be like you or I playing Halo 3 against a toddler or a blind man. you really are quite pompous Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ten fingers ten toes Posted April 20, 2008 Author Share Posted April 20, 2008 a rating that high would mean she's good enough to easily beat everyone here on WATMM, playing us all at the same time. Blindfolded (playing all boards in memory with moves being read to her), giving us all knight odds. I think she'd win all boards handily. I'm shit at chess. I'd love to take her on just so that she could completely and utterly fucking pwn me. If you want to get pwned at chess you could just play me or Fred, a rating of 2500+ in the FIDE means you are officially a Grandmaster, it's a very elite few who play at this level and it's a mastery of Chess in a way that none of us will ever know mastery of anything else in our lives. In a way it would be kind of rude to waste her time with any of our play. It would be like you or I playing Halo 3 against a toddler or a blind man. you really are quite pompous Why? I'm talking about someone else. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Meadows and Labyrinths Posted April 20, 2008 Share Posted April 20, 2008 nice. glad to see you guys are still playing. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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