awesomeperson Posted February 9, 2009 Share Posted February 9, 2009 Beats reading on a monitor. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Pennywise Posted February 12, 2009 Share Posted February 12, 2009 im buying that book. imagine if it was actually good. (thats impossible) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest bitroast Posted February 12, 2009 Share Posted February 12, 2009 i'd buy it. dunno if i'd read it, but i can't imagine not buying it. although, if it DID turn out to be a massive fake/joke then i'd probably throw the book in a fire and cry. not that i doubt ulillillia's authenticity, i'm just saying :) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Panoptimist Posted February 12, 2009 Share Posted February 12, 2009 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Panoptimist Posted February 12, 2009 Share Posted February 12, 2009 Dude lives in one big dream. That's why he hates mirrors. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Panoptimist Posted February 12, 2009 Share Posted February 12, 2009 This dude is not aware of himself as a human being. That's why he hates mirrors. Back to reality. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest hahathhat Posted February 12, 2009 Share Posted February 12, 2009 someone needs to sign up as ulililia's big brother, take him out in their ferarri to meet some arcade babes Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Panoptimist Posted February 12, 2009 Share Posted February 12, 2009 That would be a disaster waiting to happen. How big of a shitfit do you think he'd throw if he didn't get his pizza? That kid wouldn't know what to do if you brought him on a hike through the mountains. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joyrex Posted February 12, 2009 Author Share Posted February 12, 2009 I don't think he has any friends... very sad actually. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Drahken Posted February 12, 2009 Share Posted February 12, 2009 This thread is the second search result for ' Ulililia ' on Google. Number 1 goes to: http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthrea...hreadid=2932152 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
awesomeperson Posted February 12, 2009 Share Posted February 12, 2009 That's because it's misspelled, anyway you guys must have not caught this, he's not even aware of what his dogs were doing: http://forums.howwhatwhy.com/showflat.php?...p;Number=261889 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Drahken Posted February 12, 2009 Share Posted February 12, 2009 Oh my, my oh my serious lulz. I love how he uses math to explain the powerful bond made when two dogs hump. 4. Fairly recently, there was a bond made that was so strong, even with a 25-pound dog below and the 15-pound dog on top with the lower dog hanging and movement up and down to simulate about 2 G's of force, the bond wouldn't break. That's like 50 pounds of force for a bond no more than 2 cubic centimeters. That is such an intense force required. After repeated whacking (sometimes even hard whacks), the bond still remain as if not giving up. The bond finally broke and a lot of liquid came out (and it wasn't yellow suggesting urine). After this episode, I locked him up again and he was breathing in and out like 4 times a second, so fast, it doesn't seem right. Edit: man that is pure win. "Actually it was the male trying to get the other older female. I thought it was "heap", not "heat"." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Drahken Posted February 12, 2009 Share Posted February 12, 2009 I think your theory of masturbation just went out the window Joyrex. Well, when I broke that bond, there wasn't any yelping or blood so it probably didn't hurt and it otherwise was in the early stages. A strange liquid came out, however, but it wasn't yellow or didn't have any tints of red, so it was kind of like water. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
awesomeperson Posted February 12, 2009 Share Posted February 12, 2009 Yeah, he has no clue what-so-ever, plus the way he describes these situations is rather amusing :D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joyrex Posted February 12, 2009 Author Share Posted February 12, 2009 That's because it's misspelled, anyway you guys must have not caught this, he's not even aware of what his dogs were doing: http://forums.howwhatwhy.com/showflat.php?...p;Number=261889 OH MY FUCKING LOL Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kaini Posted February 12, 2009 Share Posted February 12, 2009 That's because it's misspelled, anyway you guys must have not caught this, he's not even aware of what his dogs were doing: http://forums.howwhatwhy.com/showflat.php?...p;Number=261889 wow. just wow. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Drahken Posted February 12, 2009 Share Posted February 12, 2009 More epicness On my Minute Maid drinks, I see "HI, ME 5¢ CA CRV" right next to the bar code. It doesn't seem to be an ID or anything (that appears to be on the bottom), because a can over a year old has the exact same thing. What does this mean? HI, ME, and CA are the two-letter state abbreviations for Hawaii, Maine (? 92% certain), and California. The CRV I have no idea what it is (< 1% certainty). What's with the 5 cents notation? I see this kind of stuff on other products as well, with small variations, but only a few products have this. I'm posting this here because I don't know what this is all about so I can't determine the category. Feel free to move the thread if it fits into a category more suiting. http://forums.howwhatwhy.com/showflat.php?...0920#Post320920 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest assegai Posted February 12, 2009 Share Posted February 12, 2009 More epicness On my Minute Maid drinks, I see "HI, ME 5¢ CA CRV" right next to the bar code. It doesn't seem to be an ID or anything (that appears to be on the bottom), because a can over a year old has the exact same thing. What does this mean? HI, ME, and CA are the two-letter state abbreviations for Hawaii, Maine (? 92% certain), and California. The CRV I have no idea what it is (< 1% certainty). What's with the 5 cents notation? I see this kind of stuff on other products as well, with small variations, but only a few products have this. I'm posting this here because I don't know what this is all about so I can't determine the category. Feel free to move the thread if it fits into a category more suiting. http://forums.howwhatwhy.com/showflat.php?...0920#Post320920 Wow, you have to appreciate his exact calculations of percent certainty. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joyrex Posted February 12, 2009 Author Share Posted February 12, 2009 Here's all 5000+ posts from that site: http://forums.howwhatwhy.com/dosearch.php?...mp;Old=allposts Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest assegai Posted February 12, 2009 Share Posted February 12, 2009 I actually kind of admire his quest to know things and ask about it. No matter how rediculous, and he takes such a logical and scientific stance on everything with such sincereity it's near impossible to not help him. Mind you, I just discovered this shit today. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Funktion Posted February 12, 2009 Share Posted February 12, 2009 jesus fucking christ, he is so innocent and naive Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
qnio Posted February 12, 2009 Share Posted February 12, 2009 no way this is real Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest assegai Posted February 12, 2009 Share Posted February 12, 2009 no way this is real At 5000+ posts it better be real, or else who ever has the time to pull something like that wins the award for most pathetic person on the planet. » Click to show Spoiler - click again to hide... « Yeah, there's an award for that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest tv_party Posted February 12, 2009 Share Posted February 12, 2009 this is really happening Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Drahken Posted February 13, 2009 Share Posted February 13, 2009 I wonder if his parents, or even him for that matter, fathom how many people know and read about him lol. Does he even have a tracker on his site, I bet its pretty significant. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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