Guest assegai Posted February 12, 2009 Share Posted February 12, 2009 http://www.fmylife.com/ Found lols, thought i'd share in the time of twilight-zone-watmm not refeshing. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Z_B_Z Posted February 12, 2009 Share Posted February 12, 2009 jazz Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Joyrex Posted February 12, 2009 Share Posted February 12, 2009 Today, I shook hands with a girl and held onto her hand while telling her she had very tiny, delicate hands. When I let go to look at them, I discovered she only had two fingers. I don't know why, but this makes me LOL uncontrollably. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Babar Posted February 12, 2009 Share Posted February 12, 2009 Today, I shook hands with a girl and held onto her hand while telling her she had very tiny, delicate hands. When I let go to look at them, I discovered she only had two fingers. I don't know why, but this makes me LOL uncontrollably. I'm doubtfull. Did this really happen ? edit : the two-fingered story, not the laugh. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest abusivegeorge Posted February 12, 2009 Share Posted February 12, 2009 watmm would pick at the hole in your fucking polo if you posted it wouldnt they? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bubba69 Posted February 12, 2009 Share Posted February 12, 2009 http://grouphug.us/ This is the only one I knew about. But nice to know there are others. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
goonstock Posted February 12, 2009 Share Posted February 12, 2009 Today, I accidentally unplugged my headphones in the quiet section of the library, causing my music to play from my laptop at full volume. I was listening to Celine Dion. I'm the captain of the football team. FML Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bubba69 Posted February 12, 2009 Share Posted February 12, 2009 Today, while copying some stuff for school, I felt someone rubbing her boobs against my back. I got a boner and when I looked to see who the hot chick was, I saw my fat friend rubbing his man boobs against my back. FML Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Yegg Posted February 12, 2009 Share Posted February 12, 2009 Today, I got a text message. It said, "I'm so drunk. What you up to, girl?" It was my dad. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Z_B_Z Posted February 12, 2009 Share Posted February 12, 2009 i regret my initial call of "jazz"... some of the stories that have been posted (true or not) are fucking hilarious Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest assegai Posted February 12, 2009 Share Posted February 12, 2009 i regret my initial call of "jazz"... some of the stories that have been posted (true or not) are fucking hilarious That's quite alright, I'm sure each one of us at some point suffered from premature ejazzulation. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest tv_party Posted February 12, 2009 Share Posted February 12, 2009 Today, I got a text message. It said, "I'm so drunk. What you up to, girl?" It was my dad. shit that's the one that made me lol edit: Today, my boyfriend started affectionately calling me "Burt Reynolds" because I wax my upper lip. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
National Park Posted February 12, 2009 Share Posted February 12, 2009 "Today, I found out that when I masturbate at night while watching internet porn I cast a huge shadow on the curtain and the entire street is able to see it. FML" this is my biggest fear Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
roasty Posted February 13, 2009 Share Posted February 13, 2009 hehe i like these Today, after leaving a store I got stuck at a red light. A car pulled up next to me and there was a half retarded man jerking his junk at me. Nasty image burned into my corneas forever. FML Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest JohnTqs Posted February 13, 2009 Share Posted February 13, 2009 Today, I listened to my room mate having sex from 3 A.M. until 6 A.M. When I looked over at my girlfriend, who must have thought I was sleeping, I noticed she was masturbating. FML lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Z_B_Z Posted February 13, 2009 Share Posted February 13, 2009 Today, I listened to my room mate having sex from 3 A.M. until 6 A.M. When I looked over at my girlfriend, who must have thought I was sleeping, I noticed she was masturbating. FML lol lol why is this a bad thing? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest JohnTqs Posted February 13, 2009 Share Posted February 13, 2009 good question but Today, when my husband got home from work, I was standing in the kitchen, wearing nothing but stilletos. He asked me to make him hot chocolate. FML HARDCORE LOL Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest countchocula Posted February 13, 2009 Share Posted February 13, 2009 this site was posted in that one "i need a hug" thread. I don't care if they are made up or not, they are hilarious. Today, I was walking down the street with my newly healed implants, when a drag queen approached me and asked who my doctor was, because I was the "most convincing transgender he had ever seen." I'm a woman. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kaini Posted February 13, 2009 Share Posted February 13, 2009 watmm would pick at the hole in your fucking polo if you posted it wouldnt they? erm okay if you figured that out now the road ahead is through bitter and salted land survival means packing some lunch and a smile Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Squee Posted February 13, 2009 Share Posted February 13, 2009 Today, I got fired from my job. I worked for my parents. FML Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bubba69 Posted February 13, 2009 Share Posted February 13, 2009 Today, I was on a date with this girl. I attempted to put my arm around her, but I elbowed her in the face instead. FML Today, I fell in love with a girl on the internet, she's great and funny. She says she's 16, but everyone keeps telling me she's only 11 and that I'm a pedophile. this next one is from grouphug.us I had an erotic dream about Krusty the Clown 4 or 5 nights ago. I jumped into his arms and made out with him, which made me suddenly horny, so much so that I woke up in surprise at the intensity. I was immediately disgusted at myself for dreaming about hooking up with a cartoon, and a foul one at that, laying face down on my bed at 11am. My pussy was so tight I could hardly piss for the next few minutes. Why would anyone want to make this up? Completely horrifying. 18/f Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Braintree Posted February 13, 2009 Share Posted February 13, 2009 Today, I was going down on a girl. When I looked up she was texting. FML Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest countchocula Posted February 13, 2009 Share Posted February 13, 2009 oh fucking lol Today, my girlfriend dumped me proclaiming she wanted someone more like her "Edward". I asked her who Edward was. She held up a copy her "Twilight" book. She was talking about a fictional vampire. FML Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kaini Posted February 13, 2009 Share Posted February 13, 2009 although painful ^^^ (no vampiresex) experiences like this will help rid of what we call 'idiots' Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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