Guest abusivegeorge Posted February 13, 2009 Share Posted February 13, 2009 watmm would pick at the hole in your fucking polo if you posted it wouldnt they? erm okay if you figured that out now the road ahead is through bitter and salted land survival means packing some lunch and a smile No, I found this out before I even joined I just thought I'd elaborate because there are quite a few new members in the last week. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kaini Posted February 13, 2009 Share Posted February 13, 2009 bitter? near took a chunk outer leg. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest abusivegeorge Posted February 13, 2009 Share Posted February 13, 2009 I can never understand half your posts kaini i.e. were you asking me if im bitter? If so, no not at all I love everyone and everything, even n00bs and especially essines and LUDD, ZBZ and beneboi sometimes too, although one of my first loves was actually with your DUBSTEP post, and it was the first time I'd really heard anything like it (In the DUBSTEP thread) and it hapenned to be your link I clicked, I've loved you from that day forth. Can I have my chunk of leg back now? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Braintree Posted February 13, 2009 Share Posted February 13, 2009 Today, while in our communal showers in the highschool football locker room, I started to swing my penis around because it feels good and I was alone. Two minutes later the rest of the team hops into the shower with me. 30 dudes, one self-induced boner. FML. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest countchocula Posted February 13, 2009 Share Posted February 13, 2009 Do you have a memory of a really awkward moment? I bet this kid tops it. Today, I found FML for the first time in class, and literally laughed out loud in the middle of the lecture in front of 200 classmates. Today's lecture? The cruelties of slavery. FML Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hexagon son Posted February 13, 2009 Share Posted February 13, 2009 FuckMyLife is great! thanks for the lols ^_^ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GORDO Posted February 14, 2009 Share Posted February 14, 2009 reminds me of overheardinnewyork.com Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GORDO Posted February 14, 2009 Share Posted February 14, 2009 Today, after being in the hospital for 2 days with no visitors, I got my first phone call. It was my best friend asking if he could date my ex girlfriend. FML oh my lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest dese manz hatin Posted February 14, 2009 Share Posted February 14, 2009 Today, I took my friend to buy a pregancy test. She took it and it came out negative. I decided to re-pee on it to be funny...it turned to positive. FML HAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAH Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dragon Posted February 15, 2009 Share Posted February 15, 2009 Today, I heard my sister masturbating in her room. I took the dog around the block to get out of the house, and I came back to see her exiting her room....my electric toothbrush in her hand. FML Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
qnio Posted February 15, 2009 Share Posted February 15, 2009 hahah Today, I looked on my sister's phone. There was a text from her boyfriend: "Let's go camping again, I bought more condoms so we won't make a big mess this time." Last time they went camping, they borrowed my sleeping bag. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
beneboi Posted February 15, 2009 Share Posted February 15, 2009 lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest countchocula Posted February 16, 2009 Share Posted February 16, 2009 lol I hope this one was fake. Today, my boss called me into his office to show me the web site of a potential business partner. When he began to type 'virginia' into google, it auto-completed his search with his recent search for 'virgin boy assholes'. I have to go on business trip with him tomorrow. I'm a young guy. FML Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest dese manz hatin Posted February 16, 2009 Share Posted February 16, 2009 Today, I submitted my picture to a rating website. It was rejected because I didn't clarify which person I was. The picture was of my dog and I. FML Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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