Guest IRARI Posted March 4, 2009 Share Posted March 4, 2009 i think we all know the saying "happy as a clam" is kind of gay, can you think of any better ways to finish this cliché? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest analogue wings Posted March 4, 2009 Share Posted March 4, 2009 FLY ON SHIT Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest my usernames always really suck Posted March 4, 2009 Share Posted March 4, 2009 None of us have ever heard that phrase ever, bro Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest David R James Posted March 4, 2009 Share Posted March 4, 2009 Happy as larry Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Braintree Posted March 4, 2009 Share Posted March 4, 2009 I'm as happy as an irritated hemorrhoid in a pool of acid. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest zaphod Posted March 4, 2009 Share Posted March 4, 2009 god this topic is brilliant Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Capsaicin Posted March 4, 2009 Share Posted March 4, 2009 Happy as a mofo on a milf Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Braintree Posted March 4, 2009 Share Posted March 4, 2009 I'm as happy as a palsy victim with an ice pick up his ass. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
posture Posted March 4, 2009 Share Posted March 4, 2009 happy as a clark. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Capsaicin Posted March 4, 2009 Share Posted March 4, 2009 As happy as a man who makes a popular thread on watmm Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
elusive4 Posted March 4, 2009 Share Posted March 4, 2009 claM Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest weed Posted March 4, 2009 Share Posted March 4, 2009 i am happy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Squee Posted March 4, 2009 Share Posted March 4, 2009 Happy as a retard Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest ezkerraldean Posted March 4, 2009 Share Posted March 4, 2009 as happy as someone who's just been released from the gulag, and has also just had a particularly cute bunny rabbit come up to them and sit on their shoulder. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 277: 930-933 Posted March 4, 2009 Share Posted March 4, 2009 Ready and I'm happy happy as a beaver On the radio and good to go says your receiver Not to be the baddest or the oldest nor the wackest Neither am I needest or the newest or the blackest Just a brown fellow Who's not afraid of Jello To the people of the world I would like to say G'day Had to wait a while But the while has been waited Never gave up hope in myself, nor debated Didn't shed a tear when I wasn't picked Cause I got a cone now, want a lick? Chorus Third Verse Now I catch a number when before I caught a glare Now I give a pound when before I got a stare Now I guess I kinda got it goin on I get a wake-up call on the lawn I used to try and push a demo Now I have a Coupe That's a bit more than a little But then not quite a few Funny how they find you when they told you get lost Tell me why you're grittin when you have no dental floss Wasn't my loss Thought you were the boss? You never knew how much the Sherbert cost Forget it, I never sweat it Your girl will give me play I'll wet it It only happens just because you let it Now everybody wants to play my phone I see em with a spoon I see em with a cone You never knew I knew it but I knew you would pursue it Hurry up and get a scoop before it's gone Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chenGOD Posted March 4, 2009 Share Posted March 4, 2009 happy as a hooker with a premature ejaculator for a client. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
keltoi Posted March 4, 2009 Share Posted March 4, 2009 happy as a bishop in a boy's school Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest thanksomuch Posted March 4, 2009 Share Posted March 4, 2009 i was about to post that XXX... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
keltoi Posted March 4, 2009 Share Posted March 4, 2009 ... dog with 2 dicks Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Etch Posted March 4, 2009 Share Posted March 4, 2009 ...Paedo in a Wendy House Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
keltoi Posted March 4, 2009 Share Posted March 4, 2009 i almost said 'paedo creche manager' Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Etch Posted March 4, 2009 Share Posted March 4, 2009 Were going to get along just fine. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chenGOD Posted March 4, 2009 Share Posted March 4, 2009 My favorite and definitely local in color is "happy as a pig in shit" Oh yes. Never heard that one before. happy as an indian at a lysol factory happy as lion at an all you can eat mexican buffet Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Velazquez Posted March 4, 2009 Share Posted March 4, 2009 My favorite and definitely local in color is "happy as a pig in shit" word up! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Stoppit Posted March 4, 2009 Share Posted March 4, 2009 As happy as a man who has just discovered he has bacon in his fridge that he has no recollection of buying, yet is still well within the expiry date. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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