Guest Tony Danza Posted April 3, 2009 Share Posted April 3, 2009 poison yourself a little bit every day until you build up a tolerance. then poison your food so that you can eat it and live while your housemates can not. weather or not you tell them of these new and dangerous circumstances is up to you. i guess it depends on how much you need housemates. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest taxman Posted April 3, 2009 Share Posted April 3, 2009 haha exactly Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OneToThirtySix Posted April 3, 2009 Share Posted April 3, 2009 Iocaine powder. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Braintree Posted April 3, 2009 Share Posted April 3, 2009 They are totally stealing your shit. They also text me at night with a picture of them eating your favorites while I text "lol." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Yegg Posted April 3, 2009 Share Posted April 3, 2009 Easy solution. Plus, since when is Kirkland brand "gourmet"? p.s. Enjoying tuna as I type =3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
autopilot Posted April 3, 2009 Share Posted April 3, 2009 Since they changed the dress code to top hats & monocles at Costco. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OneToThirtySix Posted April 3, 2009 Share Posted April 3, 2009 Since they changed the dress code to top hats & monocles at Costco. I say, Caruthers, do you know what's very, very funny? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Tony Danza Posted April 3, 2009 Share Posted April 3, 2009 Since they changed the dress code to top hats & monocles at Costco. Yes. Where've you been, Yegg? Here is the result of the theft. The foodstuffs look messy on my shelves, but at least their safe from thieving hands. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OneToThirtySix Posted April 3, 2009 Share Posted April 3, 2009 Somebody is definitely stealing your food. On the last page, the food shelves were full! Better not post anymore pics, or your private stash might be next! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Tony Danza Posted April 3, 2009 Share Posted April 3, 2009 Somebody is definitely stealing your food. On the last page, the food shelves were full! Better not post anymore pics, or your private stash might be next! Haha! I wasn't clear. I moved the food from the public shelves to the shelves in my room. That'll teach them buggers who's a what's-it! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
autopilot Posted April 3, 2009 Share Posted April 3, 2009 Spices and all. That'll show em. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Capsaicin Posted April 3, 2009 Share Posted April 3, 2009 place a single hair on top of each stack of food containers if you return and the hair has been disturbed, you have a thief... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr.Sensi Posted April 3, 2009 Share Posted April 3, 2009 Does anyone have any techniques that will definitively tell if they're taking my food or should I just keep an eye on it? I'm so tired of living with cavemen, but the rent is cheap. Put poison in some of your food and mark it so you don't accidentally eat it. If you wake up and one of your roommates is dead then you've: Found out that someone was in fact eating your food. Successfully terminated the problem. poison yourself a little bit every day until you build up a tolerance. then poison your food so that you can eat it and live while your housemates can not. weather or not you tell them of these new and dangerous circumstances is up to you. i guess it depends on how much you need housemates. Fuck. I'm a little late here. That's an even better idea. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
autopilot Posted April 3, 2009 Share Posted April 3, 2009 place a single hair on top of each stack of food containers if you return and the hair has been disturbed, you have a thief... ...or a slight breeze. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Capsaicin Posted April 3, 2009 Share Posted April 3, 2009 place a single hair on top of each stack of food containers if you return and the hair has been disturbed, you have a thief... ...or a slight breeze. you could tape it to the food, or use heavy hair, or be careful not to breathe on it Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OneToThirtySix Posted April 3, 2009 Share Posted April 3, 2009 You could put blood on the bottom of their shoes and when you think they've stolen something call CBS and borrow some CSI "make-the-blood-glow" juice and follow the footprints like in the first Ocean's Eleven. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Capsaicin Posted April 3, 2009 Share Posted April 3, 2009 lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Meadows and Labyrinths Posted April 3, 2009 Share Posted April 3, 2009 I'VE GOT IT ! POISON THE FOOD ! THEN IF ONE OF YOUR ROOMMATES DIES THEN HE WAS THE THIEF HAY GUYS POISON IT Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DaveMike Posted April 3, 2009 Share Posted April 3, 2009 thanks for the picture. made things a lot clearer in my mind eat it Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
essines Posted April 3, 2009 Share Posted April 3, 2009 you have an ironing board, fag Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
marf Posted April 3, 2009 Share Posted April 3, 2009 I opened a jar of pasta sauce and used some refilled it a bit with water and put it back in the cupboard. Not refrigerated. I swished a bad roommates tooth brush in the toilet. Bless me father for I have sinnned Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest weed Posted April 3, 2009 Share Posted April 3, 2009 my roommate stole one of my cans of tuna and thought it'd be a great idea to stick it under the table where no one could see it - and have it sit there for days until the cat found it. and yes my old place smelt that bad - that the cat had trouble finding tuna classy innit? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fenton Posted April 3, 2009 Share Posted April 3, 2009 There are some very potent flavourless psychedelic chemicals you should be using in a situation like this. Really, you ought to alter their brain chemistry forever. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Tony Danza Posted April 3, 2009 Share Posted April 3, 2009 you have an ironing board, fag I eat pieces of shit like you for breakfast. UPDATE! They will rue the day! I have rid the apartment of all of the perks that I've been providing freely. Jose, unemployed roommate #2, can't keep the doggy gate up at the end of the hall. The dog, Oreo--owned by unemployed roommate #1 Carlos, shits and pisses on my nice rug that I bought for the tile hallway outside of my room. I washed the rug and put it in my room. It's nice to have it in my room! I think it will stay much cleaner, and it provides a great way for me to wipe my feet as I walk into my room. I'm the only one who cleans the floors in the apartment. The same went for the bathroom as I removed the plush bathroom mats that were oh-so-comfortable to rest feet on whilst pooping. It looks a little strange, but they're under my feet now while I WATMM. I provided a wash cloth for the kitchen. It's nice to have a little cloth to wipe your hands with while cooking and doing dishes, I think. The roommates always manage to stink it up by midday, and I can't validate my effort to walk it to my hamper and replace it daily anymore. The sad thing is that my roommates probably won't even notice the changes. I just hope my ironing board will secure me a career so I can buy my own place in the next couple of years. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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