Guest countchocula Posted May 13, 2009 Share Posted May 13, 2009 Fuck his dog in the arse. In all seriousness I second this. Fuck the dogs ass to firmly establish superiority. Then fuck your neighbors ass to firmly establish superiority. I guarantee you will never hear another bark from either of them. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Yegg Posted May 13, 2009 Share Posted May 13, 2009 Either tell the landlord or call the policia and then duck out at a friends house. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
essines Posted May 13, 2009 Share Posted May 13, 2009 Ja! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SCONES TO DIE FOR Posted May 13, 2009 Share Posted May 13, 2009 You could probably already get the guy with an assault/menacing charge. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
funkaholic Posted May 13, 2009 Share Posted May 13, 2009 show this thread so he knows all the different things you thinking of doing to him Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
goffer Posted May 14, 2009 Share Posted May 14, 2009 only solution: leave on weekend (cus you know he's not gonna leave his play)... go to your playlist on the PC, select 54 Cymru Beats, select repeat and turn it loud up afamerican! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lala Posted May 14, 2009 Share Posted May 14, 2009 show the dog this thread so he can see all the things you're going to do to him Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest abusivegeorge Posted May 14, 2009 Share Posted May 14, 2009 lol^ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Root5 Posted May 14, 2009 Share Posted May 14, 2009 Play "who let the dogs out" over and over again. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BCM Posted May 14, 2009 Share Posted May 14, 2009 order a shit load of pizzas and taxis round his house. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest zaphod Posted May 14, 2009 Share Posted May 14, 2009 oh i know, i'll sleep with his ex wife when she brings his kids around on the weekend. that'll show him! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest abusivegeorge Posted May 14, 2009 Share Posted May 14, 2009 Then fuck his dog in the arse. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest zaphod Posted May 14, 2009 Share Posted May 14, 2009 hmm, maybe a threesome with his dog and ex wife Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest IRARI Posted May 14, 2009 Share Posted May 14, 2009 force-feed him 24 little pink diphenhydramine pills Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest zaphod Posted May 14, 2009 Share Posted May 14, 2009 oh i have an idea now. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
oyster Posted May 14, 2009 Share Posted May 14, 2009 force-feed him 24 little pink diphenhydramine pills I have thought about this so often. I mean not this exactly but I wanted to somehow slip like 650 mg of diphenhydramine in someone's food or something. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
doorjamb Posted May 14, 2009 Share Posted May 14, 2009 set his whole apartment complex on fire and watch it burn to the ground. (oh wait.) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest IRARI Posted May 14, 2009 Share Posted May 14, 2009 force-feed him 24 little pink diphenhydramine pills I have thought about this so often. I mean not this exactly but I wanted to somehow slip like 650 mg of diphenhydramine in someone's food or something. that's assault, brotha Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
takeshi Posted May 14, 2009 Share Posted May 14, 2009 Make friends with someone large and menacing. Have said person come with you to neighbors apartment. Calmly talk to neighbor about your problem with his dog while said friend silently stands behind you wearing black gloves, cracking his knuckles and generally looking batshit crazy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Rambo Posted May 14, 2009 Share Posted May 14, 2009 do absolutely nothing. Think about it, it's the last thing he is expecting now. lol pwned. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Capsaicin Posted May 14, 2009 Share Posted May 14, 2009 Force feed him 54 cymru pills at full volume Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dr lopez Posted May 14, 2009 Share Posted May 14, 2009 Play "who let the dogs out" over and over again. win Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest boo Posted May 14, 2009 Share Posted May 14, 2009 a neighbour of mine has had a pitbull/rottweiler/bulldog or whatever for ages, with a muzzle. that's fine, but everyone seems to be getting one now, sans muzzle so i was walking along the street, a neighbour dude coming the other way, and he was tugging the lead to piss off his own dog, so i crossed the street (the other side of the street is just car parking, no pavement) and he looked pleased with himself, because he has the dog as a weapon, lame Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest IRARI Posted May 14, 2009 Share Posted May 14, 2009 i hate people who own dogs as defense systems, i guess... just let me go for a walk in peace Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest boo Posted May 14, 2009 Share Posted May 14, 2009 this weak looking teenage girl keeps walking hers by the unsupervised moroccan kids who play on the street all the time, i'm seriously worried they'll get killed by it i'm not bothered by other dog types but those ones seem to want to kill people Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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