Guest IRARI Posted May 14, 2009 Share Posted May 14, 2009 at least it's true in my state that if a dog not on a leash bites you you can defend yourself however you see fit Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest boo Posted May 14, 2009 Share Posted May 14, 2009 you should be able to if it is on a leash too some dogs are more powerful than any unarmed human tho Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Deep Fried Everything Posted May 14, 2009 Share Posted May 14, 2009 punch a hole in your wall adjacent to this barking dogs cage. when your neighbor asks why, tell him that you've decided you like the sound of the dog barking and the wall in between was fucking up the acoustics Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Space Coyote Posted May 14, 2009 Share Posted May 14, 2009 You should post a copy of the note you left for us to critique and determine if his reaction was warranted Also my neighbours a few houses down also have two annoying dogs that bark a lot and I would like to adapt your already constructed note to my situation. The last time I left a note I wrote it in blue highlighter and left my phone numbers and this seemed to solve the issue for a few days. I'm thinking a more formal note might buy me a week or two. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
J3FF3R00 Posted May 14, 2009 Share Posted May 14, 2009 just move Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sneaksta303 Posted May 14, 2009 Share Posted May 14, 2009 force-feed him 24 little pink diphenhydramine pills I have thought about this so often. I mean not this exactly but I wanted to somehow slip like 650 mg of diphenhydramine in someone's food or something. it's too bitter. they'd notice right away. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest ezkerraldean Posted May 14, 2009 Share Posted May 14, 2009 microwave your dog, then pour the remains through his letterbox. then microwave his dog Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest idrn Posted May 14, 2009 Share Posted May 14, 2009 you should be able to if it is on a leash too some dogs are more powerful than any unarmed human tho there have been cases of fully grown men being killed by dogs over the years, not just the usaul children. its a big thing in london to have 'weapon' dogs, especially around peckham. ive seen a crew of greasy 14 year old kids with some nasty beefed-up things... they're practically dragging the owner along. they use them to mug people too - "give me your phone or ill set the dog on you". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
beariksson Posted May 14, 2009 Share Posted May 14, 2009 build a brickwall in front of his door Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest abusivegeorge Posted May 14, 2009 Share Posted May 14, 2009 While he's out or while he's in? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest tv_party Posted May 14, 2009 Share Posted May 14, 2009 While he's out or while he's in? both Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lala Posted May 14, 2009 Share Posted May 14, 2009 build a brickwall in front of the dog Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fred McGriff Posted May 14, 2009 Share Posted May 14, 2009 shoot the dog in the back of the head and then throw the dog in the trash. then fuck your dog in the ass Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
keltoi Posted May 14, 2009 Share Posted May 14, 2009 man up Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Mr Salads Posted May 14, 2009 Share Posted May 14, 2009 build a brickwall in front of his door This is my favorite idea so far. Then in chalk draw a door on the brick wall, with a knob too. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
funkaholic Posted May 14, 2009 Share Posted May 14, 2009 shave the dog Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fenton Posted May 14, 2009 Share Posted May 14, 2009 Bark and wank at him in the road. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SCONES TO DIE FOR Posted May 14, 2009 Share Posted May 14, 2009 I say we stomp him, then we tattoo him, then we hang him, then we kill him! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest countchocula Posted May 14, 2009 Share Posted May 14, 2009 Poop in the dogs food dish to firmly establish superiority. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OneToThirtySix Posted May 14, 2009 Share Posted May 14, 2009 Wait outside his door for him to go to work, and when he opens the door, look him straight in the eye, raise your gun to his eye level and say firmly, "Do something about the dog." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Enter a new display name Posted May 14, 2009 Share Posted May 14, 2009 Zaphod, I am fully aware of your special ability that is complaining on WATMM, which makes me wonder why you can't complain properly about your neighbor's dog. Grow some balls and show your neighbor that you are member #112, damnit. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
playbynumbers Posted May 14, 2009 Share Posted May 14, 2009 an actual answer!: i had this problem as well, and the key is to tell the rental management people (i.e. who run the leasing office, or whatever the equivalent thing is at the apartment complex); this took care of it real quick. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest zaphod Posted May 14, 2009 Share Posted May 14, 2009 yeah i did that today actually. the dog has been barking since i got home from work. the guy is never at home, that's the problem with even being able to confront him. he's never there. also, do i really complain that much on this site? jesus. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest boo Posted May 14, 2009 Share Posted May 14, 2009 move to portugal Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Mirezzi Posted May 14, 2009 Share Posted May 14, 2009 build a brickwall in front of his door This is my favorite idea so far. Then in chalk draw a door on the brick wall, with a knob too. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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