lumpenprol Posted May 14, 2009 Share Posted May 14, 2009 step 1: get erection step 2: press tip of penis against mirror Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest IRARI Posted May 14, 2009 Share Posted May 14, 2009 i wanna dock with gaarg Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sneaksta303 Posted May 14, 2009 Share Posted May 14, 2009 i wanna dock with gaarg bandwagon jumper Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest IRARI Posted May 14, 2009 Share Posted May 14, 2009 i wanna dock with gaarg bandwagon jumper i been wantin' to dock with gaarg Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OneToThirtySix Posted May 14, 2009 Share Posted May 14, 2009 step 1: get erection step 2: press tip of penis against mirror lol I almost spat generic diet cola on the computer monitor. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest ezkerraldean Posted May 14, 2009 Share Posted May 14, 2009 i always wondered if anyone had a knob long enough to bend around and stick up their own arse. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chris Moss Acid Posted May 14, 2009 Share Posted May 14, 2009 yeah Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Yegg Posted May 15, 2009 Share Posted May 15, 2009 i always wondered if anyone had a knob long enough to bend around and stick up their own arse. Yes, I've seen my friend do it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Pilcat Posted May 15, 2009 Share Posted May 15, 2009 i was expecting pictographic evidence from yegg Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lumpenprol Posted May 15, 2009 Author Share Posted May 15, 2009 she has previously posted these: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
impakt Posted May 15, 2009 Share Posted May 15, 2009 Why didn't he creampie himself? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
keltoi Posted May 15, 2009 Share Posted May 15, 2009 step 1: get erection step 2: press tip of penis against mirror *smashes mirror* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
perunamuusi Posted May 15, 2009 Share Posted May 15, 2009 docking involves rolling the foreskin of the docker's penis over the glans of the dockee's penis i tried but i can't do this using the mirror technique Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lumpenprol Posted May 15, 2009 Author Share Posted May 15, 2009 docking involves rolling the foreskin of the docker's penis over the glans of the dockee's penis i tried but i can't do this using the mirror technique with your foreskin pulled forward, how can you be sure your glans wasn't in fact docking inside the cold hard cock of your mirror self? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
perunamuusi Posted May 15, 2009 Share Posted May 15, 2009 cause there was glass in the way Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lumpenprol Posted May 15, 2009 Author Share Posted May 15, 2009 clearly you need to learn how to free your imagination so it can run unfettered through the fields of your own narcissism... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gaarg Posted May 15, 2009 Share Posted May 15, 2009 i wanna dock with gaarg bandwagon jumper i been wantin' to dock with gaarg Its called gaarging, and its prohibited in most countries. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
perunamuusi Posted May 15, 2009 Share Posted May 15, 2009 clearly you need to learn how to free your imagination so it can run unfettered through the fields of your own narcissism... does it involve losing my hair and sleeping with asian prostitutes? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lumpenprol Posted May 15, 2009 Author Share Posted May 15, 2009 each person's different...another way might be to make lukewarm second-generation aphex ripoffs and imagine you are original... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
keltoi Posted May 15, 2009 Share Posted May 15, 2009 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Stoppit Posted May 15, 2009 Share Posted May 15, 2009 step 1: get erection step 2: press tip of penis against mirror *smashes mirror* That's 7 year's bad luck. Or possibly more if you get mirror shards in your glans. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
perunamuusi Posted May 16, 2009 Share Posted May 16, 2009 ooh touchy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest abusivegeorge Posted May 16, 2009 Share Posted May 16, 2009 each person's different...another way might be to make lukewarm second-generation aphex ripoffs and imagine you are original... LUDD are you going to take that shit, tell them your the TUSS already. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FLA FUR BIS FLE Posted May 16, 2009 Share Posted May 16, 2009 Hey Ludd I met someone in London who knows you. We talked about how lazy you are and that you never fulfill your promises of meeting people IRL. Good job. great job. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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