Guest Mirezzi Posted May 15, 2009 Share Posted May 15, 2009 I didn't know Jack Handey was a real guy...apparently started as a writer for SnL back in the 70's and wrote comedy with Steve Martin off and on. Anyhow, bookmark this page: http://www.deepthoughtsbyjackhandey.com/random2.asp Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Braintree Posted May 15, 2009 Share Posted May 15, 2009 Deep Thoughts is one of my favorite things. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Mirezzi Posted May 15, 2009 Share Posted May 15, 2009 "Probably the funniest thing to a shark is a wounded seal trying to swim to shore, because where does he think he's going?" lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Mirezzi Posted May 15, 2009 Share Posted May 15, 2009 "If you're an ant, and you're walking along across the top of a cup of pudding, the only thing between you and disaster is the strength of that pudding skin." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest theSun Posted May 15, 2009 Share Posted May 15, 2009 lol planet climax Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fred McGriff Posted May 15, 2009 Share Posted May 15, 2009 he writes for the new yorker too. real highbrow stuff. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
awepittance Posted May 15, 2009 Share Posted May 15, 2009 i heard that when he first did deep thought some of them were live action sketches, but i've never seen those just the scrolling text ones and the later mid 90s snl versions Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
oyster Posted May 15, 2009 Share Posted May 15, 2009 They read some of these at my highschool. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
marf Posted May 15, 2009 Share Posted May 15, 2009 it takes a smart man to sound stupid Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
awepittance Posted May 15, 2009 Share Posted May 15, 2009 One thing kids like is to be tricked. For instance, I was going to take my little nephew to Disneyland, but instead I drove him to an old burned-out warehouse. "Oh, no," I said. "Disneyland burned down." He cried and cried, but I think that deep down, he thought it was a pretty good joke. I started to drive over to the real Disneyland, but it was getting pretty late. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest nene multiple assgasms Posted May 16, 2009 Share Posted May 16, 2009 One thing kids like is to be tricked. For instance, I was going to take my little nephew to Disneyland, but instead I drove him to an old burned-out warehouse. "Oh, no," I said. "Disneyland burned down." He cried and cried, but I think that deep down, he thought it was a pretty good joke. I started to drive over to the real Disneyland, but it was getting pretty late. ohmylol that last sentence. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sneaksta303 Posted May 16, 2009 Share Posted May 16, 2009 this is pretty great. the site is pretty too. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Franklin Posted May 16, 2009 Share Posted May 16, 2009 lols abound Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pabs Posted May 16, 2009 Share Posted May 16, 2009 It takes a big man to cry. It takes an even bigger man to laugh at that man. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lumpenprol Posted May 16, 2009 Share Posted May 16, 2009 I think they work better without the scrolling text. You can often finish reading them before the voice over gets to the punchline, which spoils the lol. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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