Guest Coalbucket PI Posted May 26, 2009 Share Posted May 26, 2009 on my few days off work I always have a better day if I get up and get moving with some sort of task or activity rather than lounging in bed, or even having a long shower or cooking some nice food. the best thing is to just get up as soon as I wake and eat some toast and start doing something, so I can have some sort of quantifiable thing that has happened before lunch. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thehauntingsoul Posted May 26, 2009 Author Share Posted May 26, 2009 so I can have some sort of quantifiable thing that has happened before lunch. I think that's the key cause behind this whole idea Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kaini Posted May 26, 2009 Share Posted May 26, 2009 so I can have some sort of quantifiable thing that has happened before lunch. I think that's the key cause behind this whole idea it's a threshold thing - or, to put it another way, the burning question is if 'wanking to allie sin bukkake' counts as some sort of quantifiable thing that has happened before lunch. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
essines Posted May 26, 2009 Share Posted May 26, 2009 i set my alarm clock 45 minutes ahead so i always think that i'm late. never fails, i'm retarded this is, hands fucking down, the only way worth waking up. i am fucking PUMPED AS SHIT to be awake, no matter what time or where i am or what i've got to do, if i wake up with my dick in my girls mouth. end of. i would have loved that for my birthday. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
YEK Posted May 26, 2009 Share Posted May 26, 2009 um green tea? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
essines Posted May 26, 2009 Share Posted May 26, 2009 no Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
J3FF3R00 Posted May 26, 2009 Share Posted May 26, 2009 I don't drink coffee, but a tall glass of grapefruit juice always does me right. What is better that coffee any day is a glass of unsweetened, raw cranberry juice. Tart as fuck. It'll snap you gight into the real world. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest ms-dos Posted May 26, 2009 Share Posted May 26, 2009 - and you can then wake it and yourself up next morning with ice-cold water and two mildly lubed fingers up your butt. rumour has it you come stupid hard. edit: shaving in the shower and two mildly lubed fingers up your butt is good too. rumour has it you come stupid hard. i still laugh every time i see this shit Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest ms-dos Posted May 26, 2009 Share Posted May 26, 2009 i laugh stupid hard, that is. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest weed Posted May 26, 2009 Share Posted May 26, 2009 i laugh stupid hard and cum stupid hard when i awake to a court date. i cream all over my papers then take a nice 6 mile bike ride to the place of "justice" then i cream some more on my ride home thanking whoever that i have not gone to jail edit: no to not Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chaosmachine Posted May 26, 2009 Share Posted May 26, 2009 ive always found that the frozen goodfellas pizzas are pretty disgusting, never been able to get into anything with a thick base unless its made fresh. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
awepittance Posted May 26, 2009 Share Posted May 26, 2009 getting a good fucking on to get going in the morning Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Dr. Bunsen Honeydew Posted May 26, 2009 Share Posted May 26, 2009 I tend to sabotage my weekends by staying up way too late friday night, sleep until 3 or so on saturday and then the entire weekend is pretty much fucked up. I think ill make an effort to try something like what you suggested in the original post and see how that goes. Its a bit difficult for me because I appreciate the night time so much more than the day that I don't want to sleep until the sun comes up. maybe i should just live in a basement or get some good shades. anyhow, good thread Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
impakt Posted May 26, 2009 Share Posted May 26, 2009 My days are like this: -Wake up -Curse the world and shake fists while checking out my dick in the mirror -Take shower -Brush teeth -Get dressed -Run to work -Work -Go home -Surf internets and play wow -Wank -Sleep And toss in a meal or two at random times. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BobDobalina Posted May 26, 2009 Share Posted May 26, 2009 At the moment I'm in grad school, finished exams, only working on dissertation now which is all self-motivated. So getting going in the morning is fucking crucial. Rule 1 is never sleep in, my wife gets up at 7:30 for work so I'm always up with her. Rule 2 is change into you days clothes pronto, nothing is more conducive to farting around doing fuck all than to remain in your sleepwear. I usually shower in the evenings after exercise so in the morning it's usually just a quick wash of hands & face. After a bowl of cereal it's a cup of coffee and bam, ten minutes later I've taken my morning shit. Having evacuated my bowels and lightened myself, I'm now ready to face the day as productive as can be. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Karnov Posted May 26, 2009 Share Posted May 26, 2009 i pack my stomach with the natural battery that is porridge with cream, brown sugar, and a dribble of honey. or try making porridge with unsweetened cocoa rather than milk (disclaimer:i learnt this from a frenchman), then add full-fat milk and sweeten again with brown sugar. optional razor-thin slices of banana - and maybe a blob of my home-made blackcurrant jam. always with the strong coffee too. porridge is incredible. That sounds incredible. Will be trying this at the weekend. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest boo Posted May 26, 2009 Share Posted May 26, 2009 wake up put coffee machine on roll tobacco cigarette piss smoke and drink coffee whilst reading watmm shit smoke and drink coffee whilst reading watmm feel sick (at that point i have been awake for 1 hour and 30 minutes) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Squee Posted May 26, 2009 Share Posted May 26, 2009 espresso machine Yes Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Etch Posted May 26, 2009 Share Posted May 26, 2009 My alarm is set for 6:45 regardless of weekends. When I wake up the first thing I do is shut my window. I sleep right next to it and I always have it open unless its raining. My alarm is BBC Radio 4, I like waking up to a formal british accent. I go through to the bathroom, quick shower, moisturise, brush teeth, fill jug, back into room, water houseplants, get dressed, downstairs. Stick on a record. Stick on a brew, make porridge (the only thing that gives me enough energy long enough in the morning) Feed the cat. Finish second cup of tea with the intenet, check watmm, news, surf reports. Light up a Camel, check the bird feeders whilst thinking about the day. Put board in car (depending on forecast) Drive to studio. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest idrn Posted May 26, 2009 Share Posted May 26, 2009 - press snooze alarm 4/5 times - realise i really do need to start getting ready - sniff clothes for clean ones - splash face, brush teeth, wax hair - throw some food into bag for breakfast - arrive 2 mins late for work my friend swears by modafinil, that wacky new amphetamine that students in america are all taking because it has 'no side effects'. he drops one when he wakes up and 20 minutes later is going all turbo. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest ward Posted May 26, 2009 Share Posted May 26, 2009 get up, walk downstairs rolling a fag, drink some strong columbian or italian coffee whilst smoking a fag outside back door. then i'll need a poop. poop, shower, clothes. ready. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest boo Posted May 26, 2009 Share Posted May 26, 2009 how often and at what time of the day do you do your crunches and push-ups ward Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest ward Posted May 26, 2009 Share Posted May 26, 2009 in the evening. really don't have the energy to do it in the mornings monday, wednesday and fridays i'll admit though, i haven't been doing them the past few weeks. must start again soon, or it's all just lost work Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest dese manz hatin Posted May 26, 2009 Share Posted May 26, 2009 espresso machine Yes Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Muflontillah Posted May 26, 2009 Share Posted May 26, 2009 music,coffeee... watmm, learning about music, working at it quite makes my day fine..... I love to wake up at 4-5 in the mornig. Its the best time to start the day. It makes me feel fucking fresh. I also am a night creature. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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