keltoi Posted June 9, 2009 Share Posted June 9, 2009 wtf! these things creep me out cos they are so tiny they could congregate in my orifices in their millions and i'd think i just hadn't wiped my arse thoroughly. last night i spotted one on the bathroom tiles when i was brushing my teeth so i smeared the little fucker. serves him right. what is he doing or eating in my flat? where does he fit in in the food chain? i couldn't fall asleep cos i felt all itchy. *shudder* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pcock Posted June 9, 2009 Share Posted June 9, 2009 theres used to be millions of the fuckers on my house when i was younger, i have dim memories of crushing them and painting the side of the house with spider blood until my parents told me to stop. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tessier Ashpool Posted June 9, 2009 Share Posted June 9, 2009 Dude - welcome to the last two months here. These little bastards along with all variety of tics are ALL OVER THE FUCKING PLACE. *shudders* I feel your pain, and it is an itchy, itchy annoying one. I vote for Science to figure out a virus to kill these, tics, and roaches. I mean, come on, can they REALLY be that important in the greater ecosystem? I think Satan made these on the seventh day when God was sleeping off the acid trip he took on the sixth day when he made Australia. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Iain C Posted June 9, 2009 Share Posted June 9, 2009 It sounds bad but I used to love killing them when I was a kid, that colour was something else. I don't think I'm going to become a serial killer though, I started on insects and moved on to rodents but I'm sticking with rodents. I can actually hear the mice moving behind my bed. I'm going to enjoy destroying them with a BB gun or something. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Drahken Posted June 9, 2009 Share Posted June 9, 2009 No spider mites this year, but this is the first time I've ever in my life seen a carpet beetle, under my carpet, under my feet. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest zaphod Posted June 9, 2009 Share Posted June 9, 2009 i remember these things. right now though i've got an ant infestation. the really small ants. i hate them. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
six Posted June 9, 2009 Share Posted June 9, 2009 I kind of like the little guys. They are bright colored, very tiny, and don't bite or contaminate food so I'm pretty cool with them. I would trade them for the cockroach infestation I currently have in a second. And bed bugs, those are truly the most vile things on the planet. Having a bed bug infestation is one of the most stressful ordeals in life, thank goodness that is over and done with. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fred McGriff Posted June 9, 2009 Share Posted June 9, 2009 i bet if you had an anteater on the premises you would not be bothered by these things Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest tv_party Posted June 9, 2009 Share Posted June 9, 2009 grits got rid of ants for me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Karnov Posted June 9, 2009 Share Posted June 9, 2009 Those little red things are alright - we had loads of them when I was little. I used to think it was because we had a red brick house and that red was because red brick was their habitat. They’re certainly a lot nicer that the big fuck-off beetles we’ve discovered in our kitchen – brown things around 8mm long, they look foul. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
keltoi Posted June 9, 2009 Author Share Posted June 9, 2009 i certainly enjoyed that information in Garamond... Arial just wouldn't convey your dismay. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fred McGriff Posted June 9, 2009 Share Posted June 9, 2009 lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kaini Posted June 9, 2009 Share Posted June 9, 2009 the rules should be in comic sans Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Salvatorin Posted June 9, 2009 Share Posted June 9, 2009 those are chiggers- oops I meant "parasitic americans" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest abusivegeorge Posted June 10, 2009 Share Posted June 10, 2009 Those little fuckers are nasty, and they DO bite, so fuck them. They are pretty IDM though. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest thanksomuch Posted June 10, 2009 Share Posted June 10, 2009 I kind of like the little guys. They are bright colored, very tiny, and don't bite or contaminate food so I'm pretty cool with them. I would trade them for the cockroach infestation I currently have in a second. And bed bugs, those are truly the most vile things on the planet. Having a bed bug infestation is one of the most stressful ordeals in life, thank goodness that is over and done with. this Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mononomo Posted June 10, 2009 Share Posted June 10, 2009 :( this thread made me itchy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
essines Posted June 10, 2009 Share Posted June 10, 2009 those are chiggers- oops I meant "parasitic americans" who's that chinese chick in your av dude? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest abusivegeorge Posted June 10, 2009 Share Posted June 10, 2009 Thats his mom and his sister. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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