Guest idrn Posted June 25, 2009 Share Posted June 25, 2009 did you hear about jacko? he's beat it. apparently he's to be buried in never never land, next to many of those who tried to press charges. at least he lived to an age greater than the amount of allegations made against him. RIPaedophile BBC BREAKING NEWS: Unconfirmed sources claim that bubbles the monkey has actually been a 6 year old in a chimp suit and is now free from the clutches of his diabolical master Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Braintree Posted June 25, 2009 Share Posted June 25, 2009 Thriller? I hardly know her! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest idrn Posted June 25, 2009 Share Posted June 25, 2009 If you play thriller backwards, you can hear Michael confessing all the names of the boys he touched. That's why it is 14 minutes long. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chaosmachine Posted June 25, 2009 Share Posted June 25, 2009 http://www.ismichaeljacksondead.com/ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest abusivegeorge Posted June 25, 2009 Share Posted June 25, 2009 I heard he went into Anaphylactic shock after eating 12 year old nuts. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Funktion Posted June 25, 2009 Share Posted June 25, 2009 so i hear he's not going to be cremated. since he is 80% plastic he shall be recycled instead. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hoodie Posted June 25, 2009 Share Posted June 25, 2009 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Funktion Posted June 25, 2009 Share Posted June 25, 2009 Michael Jackson has cancelled all his upcoming dates. They were James (aged 9) and Thomas (aged 11). Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest idrn Posted June 26, 2009 Share Posted June 26, 2009 Michael Jackson did manage to whisper a brief message to paramedics on his way to hospital... "Put me on the children's ward" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Rabid Posted June 26, 2009 Share Posted June 26, 2009 looks like jackson finally kicked that nasty oxygen habit of his Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Braintree Posted June 26, 2009 Share Posted June 26, 2009 At least we still have one MJ left. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest thec Posted June 26, 2009 Share Posted June 26, 2009 dont stop till you get enough Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Braintree Posted June 26, 2009 Share Posted June 26, 2009 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest abusivegeorge Posted June 26, 2009 Share Posted June 26, 2009 World's worst thread. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bob Dylan Posted June 26, 2009 Share Posted June 26, 2009 YEAAAAAAAAAHHH!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hoodie Posted June 26, 2009 Share Posted June 26, 2009 holy shit this is amazing lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest zaphod Posted June 26, 2009 Share Posted June 26, 2009 fucking lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Worlds Most Johnsson Posted June 26, 2009 Share Posted June 26, 2009 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dr lopez Posted June 26, 2009 Share Posted June 26, 2009 fucking lol at the extra sunglasses Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
YEK Posted June 26, 2009 Share Posted June 26, 2009 he's now king of the daisys Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BCM Posted June 26, 2009 Share Posted June 26, 2009 i hear michael jackson's body will be melted down and made into toys....so the kids can play with him for a change. *rimshot* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Dassler Posted June 26, 2009 Share Posted June 26, 2009 it's against californian law to burn plastics. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BCM Posted June 26, 2009 Share Posted June 26, 2009 apparently, jackson's not going to be buried, he's being recycled into grocery bags - white, plastic and dangerous for kids to play with. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
keltoi Posted June 26, 2009 Share Posted June 26, 2009 Q: What has 18 balls and 3 pubic hairs? A: A Michael Jackson slumber party. Q: What’s brown and often found in a baby’s diaper? A: Michael Jackson’s hand. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest ezkerraldean Posted June 26, 2009 Share Posted June 26, 2009 newsflash! Michael Jackson's yacht has capsized and sunk just off the coast coastguard found him bobbing up and down on a small buoy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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