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chaosmachine

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The barista here likes me cuz I'm american (lol) and hooks me up with free shots, etc. which is great since shit's expensive. I usually just order black of whatever the strong blend of the day is.

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Guest Iain C

I went to one yesterday with some friends, I wouldn't normally go to one because I don't drink coffee and would rather have tea at home. I ordered a large tea. I added whole milk and brown sugar - Starbucks' brown sugar is crap, by the way.

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always large never grande or whatever they say, black coffee wit suga... girlfriend.

 

word up... all those other dranks (frapaccino, machiato, and shit) are for THE GAYS!

 

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Guest Coalbucket PI

I just drink black coffee and I refuse to order using silly italian jargon. I like normal instant coffee anyway so I don't usually bother with expensive coffee shops.

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Guest abusivegeorge

I fuckin hate it when the guy in front of me orders a fucking "grande" we are in fucking England, speak fucking English you stupid English cunt. Fuck.

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grande iced soy toffee nut latte

 

 

yeah what?

 

You live in America, you would be fooled, mistake accepted.

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only time i've been in starbucks i ordered the keycode for the toilet. the guy said he couldn't give it to me unless i bought a coffe so i said i'd deal with that after i relieve my straining sphincter, then i left without buying a coffee!

 

F U starbucks!

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I hate when people come into my shop, and order something off the starbucks menu. we are not starbucks. when I inform them that I have no idea what they are talking about, they act like I insulted their mother. I then tell them they can actually read our menu, which is posted right in front of their fucking eyes.

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