Guest leprechaun Posted July 18, 2009 Share Posted July 18, 2009 http://www.pussysnorkel.com/facts.htm Would you buy one watmm? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kcinsu Posted July 18, 2009 Share Posted July 18, 2009 seems like a great way to be killed by having plastic smashed into your brain, through your nose. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vamos scorcho Posted July 18, 2009 Share Posted July 18, 2009 i would definitely purchase this. my last dive was completely ruined by the smell Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
marf Posted July 18, 2009 Share Posted July 18, 2009 If it tastes like chicken keep on lickin, if it tastes like trout get the hell out Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vamos scorcho Posted July 18, 2009 Share Posted July 18, 2009 if it smells like elephant manure recommend a shower Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kcinsu Posted July 18, 2009 Share Posted July 18, 2009 i would definitely purchase this. my last dive was completely ruined by the smell find a girl with some sense of personal hygiene. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Barricade Posted July 18, 2009 Share Posted July 18, 2009 i would definitely purchase this. my last dive was completely ruined by the smell find a girl with some sense of personal hygiene. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Siegecow Posted July 18, 2009 Share Posted July 18, 2009 is that one of those delicious rutabagas ive been hearing so much about? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Yegg Posted July 18, 2009 Share Posted July 18, 2009 Phbt, just use a scented dental dam. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
J3FF3R00 Posted July 18, 2009 Share Posted July 18, 2009 Would you buy one watmm? I lol'd in the form of a snort. I actually think I would buy one but only if they attach to goggles, like a regular snorkel. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lumpenprol Posted July 18, 2009 Share Posted July 18, 2009 Phbt, just use a scented dental dam. dental dams are an even stupider invention than a pussy snorkel. Are you telling me you actually use those things? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rubin Farr Posted July 18, 2009 Share Posted July 18, 2009 goddamnit now i won't make my million dollars. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Yegg Posted July 18, 2009 Share Posted July 18, 2009 Phbt, just use a scented dental dam. dental dams are an even stupider invention than a pussy snorkel. Are you telling me you actually use those things? I'm not stepping into this trap. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Iain C Posted July 18, 2009 Share Posted July 18, 2009 Yeah, dental dams are for girls with crewcuts and plaid shirts. Does anyone else find that women's bodies are inherently unclean? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
awesomeperson Posted July 18, 2009 Share Posted July 18, 2009 Welcome to 2001. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lumpenprol Posted July 18, 2009 Share Posted July 18, 2009 Phbt, just use a scented dental dam. dental dams are an even stupider invention than a pussy snorkel. Are you telling me you actually use those things? I'm not stepping into this trap. It's only a trap if you're a) paranoid or b ) a virgin or relatively sexually inexperienced, as Essines likes to claim. If you were c) a clean-freak, I think you'd say it was just "gross". I thought dental dams were a great idea back when I first started playing around, until I actually tried using them. I don't say many inventions are near-worthless, but they certainly are. I've kissed untold numbers of pussies without even a case of herpes as punishment for my carelessness. Either I'm a passive carrier, my immune system is unusually strong, or most of the shit they teach you in sex ed class is scare tactics. Saliva for the win. though, if I die at 60 from hpv-related throat cancer you can make a "fail gif" for me. and Iain, I think you're just gay, though Smettingham Rutherford would agree with you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lumpenprol Posted July 18, 2009 Share Posted July 18, 2009 double post Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Iain C Posted July 18, 2009 Share Posted July 18, 2009 Not gay, just immensely confused. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lumpenprol Posted July 18, 2009 Share Posted July 18, 2009 hm, how can you be "not gay" if you're confused? regardless you're a cool dude (apart from the acohol-induced self-posting sprees). Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Gary C Posted July 18, 2009 Share Posted July 18, 2009 Yeah, dental dams are for girls with crewcuts and plaid shirts. Does anyone else find that women's bodies are inherently unclean? Maybe you should introduce the female circumcision to Western society. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Iain C Posted July 18, 2009 Share Posted July 18, 2009 Yeah, dental dams are for girls with crewcuts and plaid shirts. Does anyone else find that women's bodies are inherently unclean? Maybe you should introduce the female circumcision to Western society. I envisage a patriarchal society, a religious theocracy actually, where women are kept out of sight for their own good, women of high birth aren't allowed children or to have sex, or to read or write, and their role in society is dictated by their parentage and class. It's such a good idea I'm going to write a novel about it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest zaphod Posted July 18, 2009 Share Posted July 18, 2009 Phbt, just use a scented dental dam. dental dams are an even stupider invention than a pussy snorkel. Are you telling me you actually use those things? I'm not stepping into this trap. It's only a trap if you're a) paranoid or b ) a virgin or relatively sexually inexperienced, as Essines likes to claim. If you were c) a clean-freak, I think you'd say it was just "gross". I thought dental dams were a great idea back when I first started playing around, until I actually tried using them. I don't say many inventions are near-worthless, but they certainly are. I've kissed untold numbers of pussies without even a case of herpes as punishment for my carelessness. Either I'm a passive carrier, my immune system is unusually strong, or most of the shit they teach you in sex ed class is scare tactics. Saliva for the win. though, if I die at 60 from hpv-related throat cancer you can make a "fail gif" for me. and Iain, I think you're just gay, though Smettingham Rutherford would agree with you. you forgot d)asian and therefore e)crazy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Iain C Posted July 18, 2009 Share Posted July 18, 2009 regardless you're a cool dude (apart from the acohol-induced self-posting sprees). It's OK, as of this morning I'm never drinking again. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Gary C Posted July 18, 2009 Share Posted July 18, 2009 LOL Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
producer snafu Posted July 18, 2009 Share Posted July 18, 2009 http://lolpornonline.com/ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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