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If you had the cash to have your own custom built night club, what stuff would you have? how would you run it? etc

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I'd have:

 

- a fairly big structured building

- The best speakers available, 7.1 set-up

- many rooms, some large, some small, some quiet rooms, other rooms very loud

- a rotary schedule where the large 7.1 room has a different music genre every night so every saturday would be different

- all music genres accepted

- banning of people who reach a 'call an abmulance' stage due to excessive drinking

- never the same play list ever

- featured dj's

- massive screen for visually sync'd music

- each table would have piping to the main central alcohol reservation & the tables would be digital and acceptant of coins/notes/credit cards. a kind of fountain would fill up your drinks then and there.

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no shoes (hand them in with your jacket)

no smelly feet

no chewing gum

smokers only

no stage loiterers

sleeping encouraged

rotating floors

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- The best speakers available, 7.1 set-up

 

 

There's fuck all club music being made in surround. Mostly cause bass is a nightmare even in stereo, let alone 7.1

 

 

when it's time to go home all lights go off, rather than turning lights on

Awww, but that's my favorite part, when all the gringos see just how ugly each other is.

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Guest joshier

on an airship

and you finish the night off when the plane is over your house roughly, jumping out with a parachute.

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In a deep underground compound, 500 meters beneath the surface of the earth. Once everyone is inside, the doors close and you can't leave for 3 days. Free drinks, food and prostitutes of all ages, races and genders for everyone!

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