thehauntingsoul Posted August 28, 2009 Share Posted August 28, 2009 When you pour a drink and you need to go through a closed door while also carrying some sort of food, so you turn the doorknob with your drink hand and spill the drink all over the floor? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MAXIMUS MISCHIEF Posted August 28, 2009 Share Posted August 28, 2009 yeah i hate that a lot. espeically with cereal. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Adjective Posted August 28, 2009 Share Posted August 28, 2009 this is why i hired a night servant Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
karmakramer Posted August 28, 2009 Share Posted August 28, 2009 man stop thinking about such depressing shit, get yourself together! here get excited -- this will be hilarious! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thehauntingsoul Posted August 28, 2009 Author Share Posted August 28, 2009 Lol spilling juice is not depressing, just irritating and then funny later this didn't actually happen to me any time recently, but almost did tonight and I reminisced of spillages past Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jeremymacgregor87 Posted August 28, 2009 Share Posted August 28, 2009 yeah i hate that a lot. espeically with SOUP. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Iain C Posted August 28, 2009 Share Posted August 28, 2009 I generally put the glass down on the floor then open the door. This works perfectly unless the door in question opens towards you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blir Posted August 28, 2009 Share Posted August 28, 2009 I generally put the glass down on the floor then open the door. This works perfectly unless the door in question has a pressure sensitive pad that activates a turret gun. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Berk Posted August 28, 2009 Share Posted August 28, 2009 I always spill coffee when walking up the stairs with a cup of coffee. always. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest countchocula Posted August 28, 2009 Share Posted August 28, 2009 I honestly did this just now. I had a glass of milk in one hand and toast with butter and honey in the other. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Shockerbrown Posted August 28, 2009 Share Posted August 28, 2009 When you pour a drink and you need to go through a closed door while also carrying some sort of food, so you turn the doorknob with your drink hand and spill the drink all over the floor? just put the food/drink on the floor and open the door without spilling? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest abusivegeorge Posted August 28, 2009 Share Posted August 28, 2009 When you pour a drink and you need to go through a closed door while also carrying some sort of food, so you turn the doorknob with your drink hand and spill the drink all over the floor? just put the food/drink on the floor and open the door without spilling? But this wastes valuable wanking time Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest abusivegeorge Posted August 28, 2009 Share Posted August 28, 2009 I once came in completely drunk and stumbled up the stairs with a massive mug of tea, like the biggest mug in the house, needless to say I tripped half way up the stairs, I hadn't noticed that my mum was walking down the stairs and this entire mug of freshly boiled tea went straight up her bare legs, I was drunk, it was hialrious. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest mafted Posted August 28, 2009 Share Posted August 28, 2009 man stop thinking about such depressing shit, get yourself together! here get excited -- lol.. awesome. this will be hilarious! wha?? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
patternoverlap Posted August 28, 2009 Share Posted August 28, 2009 Does no one else do a small scout mission to clear a path between the kitchen and the desired destination? Jesus people, there could be a fucking knife-wielding maniac on the other side of any door, at any time. You have to secure the area and create a safe passage. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Adjective Posted August 28, 2009 Share Posted August 28, 2009 at my old apartment, if i had been upstairs for a long period of time with headphones on, i would scout with a knife first when going downstairs. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest idrn Posted August 28, 2009 Share Posted August 28, 2009 hangover, full english, pint of water, mug of hot tea, hunched over using little finger to gently prise open kitchen door, housemate storms in, door smacks into face, hot tea goes down front/ onto bare feet, bacon falls onto floor, UTTER DESPAIR. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
keltoi Posted August 28, 2009 Share Posted August 28, 2009 entire mug of freshly boiled tea went straight up her bare legs i'm strangely aroused by this. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
patternoverlap Posted August 28, 2009 Share Posted August 28, 2009 at my old apartment, if i had been upstairs for a long period of time with headphones on, i would scout with a knife first when going downstairs. So that was you on Sunday night! hangover, full english, pint of water, mug of hot tea, hunched over using little finger to gently prise open kitchen door, housemate storms in, door smacks into face, hot tea goes down front/ onto bare feet, bacon falls onto floor, UTTER DESPAIR. Gotta clear a path and announce your intentions. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SCONES TO DIE FOR Posted August 28, 2009 Share Posted August 28, 2009 I often spill drinks checking my watch. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lumpenprol Posted August 28, 2009 Share Posted August 28, 2009 I keep a large bottle of water near my desk during the day, but for some reason I have a habit of placing it directly behind my chair. Occasionally I'll back up with such force that I knock it over. I guess I keep doing it for the rush, adaptation, and general backwardness of the act. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thehauntingsoul Posted August 28, 2009 Author Share Posted August 28, 2009 I keep a large bottle of water near my desk during the day, but for some reason I have a habit of placing it directly behind my chair. Occasionally I'll back up with such force that I knock it over. I guess I keep doing it for the rush, adaptation, and general backwardness of the act. lol well played. I would put the food/drink down but I would feel like an utter failure. While some Go-get-em guys can easily carrey a 3 course meal and 2 drinks and open the door skillfully, I'm cowardly taking the easy way out by putting my food on the floor to open the door. also before anyone else says it, FUCK MAKING 2 TRIPS I AIN'T NO BITCH!!!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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