Guest idrn Posted September 13, 2009 Share Posted September 13, 2009 not being authoritative, i'm just throwing these out there and seeing what happens. gotta love the internet's posterity. - major investment in weather infrastructure across the globe. - increased nuclear power, increased offshore wind turbines. ridiculously soaring petrol prices, everyone drives hybrids if not fully electric. - digital television will be dying out like analogue is now. some kind of symbiosis between net and digital. on-demand content. - comedy in america will be like peep show etc. it'll be subtle and inventive, and concentrate on how shit and tragic american life is. - the issue that riles up everyone in america will be class, not race. - muslims will be a greater part of western society and we'll all feel quite embarrassed about the current period. there'll be channel 4 comedy dealing with the socio-political issues surrounding muslim integration/assimilation. - al-quaida/taliban will be just a tiny dying fringe movement. non-violent but ultra-conservative islam will replace it. - labour will have reinvented themselves and will be picking up the pieces/ playing on how much the tories have wanked everything up. - there'll be some kind of coalition or political grouping between lib dems and more left-leaning labour MPs. - iran will either have had a revolution (coup d'etat) or more likely, made major democratic 'liberal' concessions. the supreme leader either won't exist, or more likely will wield little power. - palestine will be an officially recognised and functioning state, but still be incredibly unstable and poor. no territories will have been given back. borders will only be very slightly relaxed. - russia and china will be diplomatically tag-teaming the west/un. china will be exerting huge power, russia will be swinging her cock around. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest idrn Posted September 13, 2009 Share Posted September 13, 2009 oh wait yeah, and hoverboards. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Gump Posted September 13, 2009 Share Posted September 13, 2009 In the future... the average age of a grandmother in the uk will be 28. we will be a world full of huge fat bastards. beer will cost a fortune the sentence for posession of weed will be the death penalty but for murder you will get 2 hours community service and a pat on the back and some compensation money for breech of your human rights. everyone will have mental health issues and stomach problems everyone will have tinitus cars still won't fly and will mostly run on electricity it will rain every day religion should be banned but it won't and it will still be the route of all evil and the cause of many wars. The UK and the US will have invaded Iraq another twice between now and then. We will still be at war in Afghanistan England still won't have won the world cup Jamie Oliver will still be a total wanker, just an old wanker. The english language will have been replaced with text and internet speak that the kids use 'innit m8 shizz bizzle wkd blud' I will have lost the plot. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest iep Posted September 13, 2009 Share Posted September 13, 2009 *clears throat* in the fu-fut-futaaachhh *clears throat more thoroughly* in the future, mankind will witness robocop carrying a ghost up a mountain, upon which he will proceed to do a backflip on a spike. there's all kinds of lasers being fired in the background while true dinosaurs roam the earth. they're being attacked by tie-fighters btw. the sky is red. also, tate does a exhibition of kaini's fractal art. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest idrn Posted September 13, 2009 Share Posted September 13, 2009 YES Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest beatfanatic Posted September 13, 2009 Share Posted September 13, 2009 In the future.. I will have a girlfriend (who am I kidding?) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kaini Posted September 13, 2009 Share Posted September 13, 2009 in the future, everything will run a variant of a descendent of linux embedded linux in your kettle and your bike... advances in cheap, small wireless tech fabrication will lead to an ubiquitous wireless cloud that they are all part of the health consequences of the ubiquitous wireless cloud will only be seen fifty years later Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Caretstik Posted September 13, 2009 Share Posted September 13, 2009 In the future, the next series of Auf Wiedersehen, Pet will be about a bunch of geordies building a spacestation. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sneaksta303 Posted September 13, 2009 Share Posted September 13, 2009 not being authoritative, i'm just throwing these out there and seeing what happens. gotta love the internet's posterity. - major investment in weather infrastructure across the globe. - increased nuclear power, increased offshore wind turbines. ridiculously soaring petrol prices, everyone drives hybrids if not fully electric. - digital television will be dying out like analogue is now. some kind of symbiosis between net and digital. on-demand content. - comedy in america will be like peep show etc. it'll be subtle and inventive, and concentrate on how shit and tragic american life is. - the issue that riles up everyone in america will be class, not race. - muslims will be a greater part of western society and we'll all feel quite embarrassed about the current period. there'll be channel 4 comedy dealing with the socio-political issues surrounding muslim integration/assimilation. - al-quaida/taliban will be just a tiny dying fringe movement. non-violent but ultra-conservative islam will replace it. - labour will have reinvented themselves and will be picking up the pieces/ playing on how much the tories have wanked everything up. - there'll be some kind of coalition or political grouping between lib dems and more left-leaning labour MPs. - iran will either have had a revolution (coup d'etat) or more likely, made major democratic 'liberal' concessions. the supreme leader either won't exist, or more likely will wield little power. - palestine will be an officially recognised and functioning state, but still be incredibly unstable and poor. no territories will have been given back. borders will only be very slightly relaxed. - russia and china will be diplomatically tag-teaming the west/un. china will be exerting huge power, russia will be swinging her cock around. for the most part this is quite optimistic. as in, i don't know if we as humans can pull off this sort of thing. who knows though, perhaps we will evolve into creatures as opposed to parasites and we will learn to live with each other without killing each other but i don't know... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kaini Posted September 13, 2009 Share Posted September 13, 2009 i'd put money on at least one act of "international terrorism" involving a dirty bomb in the next fifty years Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Braintree Posted September 13, 2009 Share Posted September 13, 2009 In the future, amazing new technologies are invented but never released because of money. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Overand Posted September 13, 2009 Share Posted September 13, 2009 Humans will finally get their flying cars and every day will be 9/11. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest tbio2007 Posted September 13, 2009 Share Posted September 13, 2009 Car insurance adverts will be outlawed. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest placidburp Posted September 13, 2009 Share Posted September 13, 2009 i will be dead Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Berk Posted September 13, 2009 Share Posted September 13, 2009 large hadron collider will be working maybe Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest abusivegeorge Posted September 13, 2009 Share Posted September 13, 2009 In the future I will run watmm. Oh wait Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest jubes Posted September 14, 2009 Share Posted September 14, 2009 in the future...ppl will still hope for a future Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest abusivegeorge Posted September 14, 2009 Share Posted September 14, 2009 In the future.. I will have a girlfriend (who am I kidding?) futuregirlfriend? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Guest Super lurker ultra V12 Posted September 14, 2009 Share Posted September 14, 2009 clearly phoshopped Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest ezkerraldean Posted September 14, 2009 Share Posted September 14, 2009 Putin will still be ruling Russia Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kaini Posted September 14, 2009 Share Posted September 14, 2009 in soviet putin, russia rules... i'll come in again Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
oyster Posted September 14, 2009 Share Posted September 14, 2009 In the future I will not be a virgin Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
YEK Posted September 14, 2009 Share Posted September 14, 2009 one world government Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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