thehauntingsoul Posted November 8, 2009 Share Posted November 8, 2009 I was really drunk and feeling a wank so I got a banana, mashed it up inside the peel, microwaved it for 30 seconds, and cut the end off and squeezed all the banana out and fapped with it. Good times. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest placidburp Posted November 8, 2009 Share Posted November 8, 2009 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thehauntingsoul Posted November 8, 2009 Author Share Posted November 8, 2009 I don't know if its funnier that I'm 100% serious or that I came up with this joke when I looked down at the mess I was in the process of making and went "Dan.... you've gone bananas, man" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest placidburp Posted November 8, 2009 Share Posted November 8, 2009 It would have been funnier if the title of the thread was - "last night I went fucking bananas!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sneaksta303 Posted November 8, 2009 Share Posted November 8, 2009 You know if you listened to more RDJ and less AE you wouldn't have to resort to fucking bananas. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest nene multiple assgasms Posted November 8, 2009 Share Posted November 8, 2009 why can't you just stick it up your butt and cum stupid hard like a normal person? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Coalbucket PI Posted November 8, 2009 Share Posted November 8, 2009 i think this is a weird and odd thing to have done Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BCM Posted November 8, 2009 Share Posted November 8, 2009 so do i *does it* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thehauntingsoul Posted November 8, 2009 Author Share Posted November 8, 2009 lol I agree in retrospect this is very fucking strange. tbh tho guys it did feel curiously close to a real puss whole new meaning on the term 'banana split' edit also: It would have been funnier if the title of the thread was - "last night I went fucking bananas!" Good fucking idea, I just changed it Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
beariksson Posted November 8, 2009 Share Posted November 8, 2009 thatwas veryweird Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest chax Posted November 8, 2009 Share Posted November 8, 2009 how do you live with yourself after doing this? or does it not bother you Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thehauntingsoul Posted November 8, 2009 Author Share Posted November 8, 2009 I dunno i don't really see how its any worse than just your average wank. Its not like I used the banana because I get off on food or some shit, just that I can't afford $70 for one of these fuckers: NSFW Whatevs I was drunk and the idea had crossed my mind once before so I decided just to see. The smell was probably the worst part. I don't think I would do it again just because it was weird and messy and kind of a waste of a perfectly good banana. Still I'm surprised that the internet's most deviant batch of miscreants would frown upon this Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hautlle Posted November 8, 2009 Share Posted November 8, 2009 Still I'm surprised that the internet's most deviant batch of miscreants would frown upon this Dude, this isn't 4chan... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest hahathhat Posted November 8, 2009 Share Posted November 8, 2009 i know a guy that did this, but with a dog instead of banana. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thehauntingsoul Posted November 8, 2009 Author Share Posted November 8, 2009 no but it is the penis and poo-poo forum Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr.Sensi Posted November 8, 2009 Share Posted November 8, 2009 why can't you just stick it up your butt and cum stupid hard like a normal person? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Super lurker ultra V12 Posted November 8, 2009 Share Posted November 8, 2009 i know a guy that did this, but with a dog instead of banana. LOL Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Candiru Posted November 8, 2009 Share Posted November 8, 2009 You know if you listened to more RDJ and less AE you wouldn't have to resort to fucking bananas. This is true. RDJ has the mojo. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Braintree Posted November 8, 2009 Share Posted November 8, 2009 You're sick and you'll stay sick. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Adjective Posted November 8, 2009 Share Posted November 8, 2009 the sleeper must awaken Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest beatfanatic Posted November 8, 2009 Share Posted November 8, 2009 whoa where do you come up with these original ideas?? whats next for you ? heating up an apple pie and fucking it?? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest ezkerraldean Posted November 8, 2009 Share Posted November 8, 2009 my mate put his cock on a car battery once Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr.Sensi Posted November 8, 2009 Share Posted November 8, 2009 whoa where do you come up with these original ideas?? whats next for you ? heating up an apple pie and fucking it?? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Capsaicin Posted November 8, 2009 Share Posted November 8, 2009 I prefer fucking freshly made bean and cheese burritos Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
YEK Posted November 8, 2009 Share Posted November 8, 2009 talk dirty to that banana Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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