keltoi Posted November 29, 2009 Share Posted November 29, 2009 i've got a hankering for an update on the ever-amusing life and times of tony danza. it's been a while tony danza. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kaini Posted November 29, 2009 Share Posted November 29, 2009 his elderly asian girlfriend killed him and dumped the body in mauna loa Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Gary C Posted November 29, 2009 Share Posted November 29, 2009 Oh yeah... Hold me closer, Tony Danza http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_O80b002XT0 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kaini Posted November 29, 2009 Share Posted November 29, 2009 are we human, or are we danzas? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OneToThirtySix Posted November 29, 2009 Share Posted November 29, 2009 You're a Danza, you're not a lover. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
keltoi Posted November 29, 2009 Author Share Posted November 29, 2009 i want to know what happened when tony found his lady taking a piss standing up Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest abusivegeorge Posted November 29, 2009 Share Posted November 29, 2009 He has browsed, but never posted. I miss Tiny Dancer. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Calx Sherbet Posted November 29, 2009 Share Posted November 29, 2009 The Tony Danza Tap Dance Extravaganza Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kakapo Posted November 30, 2009 Share Posted November 30, 2009 I have my own private Danza. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OneToThirtySix Posted November 30, 2009 Share Posted November 30, 2009 I have my own private Danza. Danza for money, any old song will do? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
keltoi Posted November 30, 2009 Author Share Posted November 30, 2009 come on tony don't leave me hanging. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Tony Danza Posted January 20, 2010 Share Posted January 20, 2010 SELF ESTEEM ++++ Master's degrees are teh hard. Almost done! BBL! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest abusivegeorge Posted January 20, 2010 Share Posted January 20, 2010 GET IN BOBBY DAZZLER Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SCONES TO DIE FOR Posted January 20, 2010 Share Posted January 20, 2010 SELF ESTEEM ++++ Master's degrees are teh hard. Almost done! BBL! Make sure you take a picture of your most recent haircut. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Tony Danza Posted January 20, 2010 Share Posted January 20, 2010 Simple haircut lately. My hair is actually getting really thin lately so I'm thinking about proposing to my 20-year-old girlfriend or buying a sports car. I've actually had some spare time this week because I've had a fever of 103. I'm hot-blooded. Check it and see. I like the new picture display thingee. It's swanky. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
J3FF3R00 Posted January 20, 2010 Share Posted January 20, 2010 Simple haircut lately. My hair is actually getting really thin lately so I'm thinking about proposing to my 20-year-old girlfriend or buying a sports car. I've actually had some spare time this week because I've had a fever of 103. I'm hot-blooded. Check it and see. I like the new picture display thingee. It's swanky. NSFW WELCOME BACK! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
keltoi Posted January 20, 2010 Author Share Posted January 20, 2010 post pics of 20 year old girlfriend please Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Tony Danza Posted January 20, 2010 Share Posted January 20, 2010 post pics of 20 year old girlfriend please I'm so nervous. You're going to Internet her! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SCONES TO DIE FOR Posted January 21, 2010 Share Posted January 21, 2010 post pics of 20 year old girlfriend please I'm so nervous. You're going to Internet her! Do it! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
marf Posted January 21, 2010 Share Posted January 21, 2010 theres pussy after baldness. Trust me Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Tony Danza Posted January 21, 2010 Share Posted January 21, 2010 That dude is her 14-year-old brother, Kenny. He's so awkward. He reminds me of me back when I was 28. I'm glad to hear there's pussy after baldness. I'm not really worried about going bald because I've got an A+ personality, a stable career lined up, and amazing handsomeness with a humbling sense of modesty to boot. My brother, a few years older, has committed to using Rogaine. Meh. I'm not sure if I'll go that route. I think I'll just work on clearing up my acne and ridding my face of brown blotches. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
keltoi Posted January 21, 2010 Author Share Posted January 21, 2010 tony the new hairstyle is a great improvement. your new girl looks cute, is she also batshit crazy? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Fishtank Posted January 21, 2010 Share Posted January 21, 2010 The Tony Danza Tap Dance Extravaganza the only Danza I care about sorry guy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
J3FF3R00 Posted January 22, 2010 Share Posted January 22, 2010 Asian? Didn't see that coming. *edit* Just Kidding. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Tony Danza Posted January 22, 2010 Share Posted January 22, 2010 Of course she's AzN and of course she's batshit crazy! Later I'll tell you about the time she drank $13.50 worth of my liquor after she found pics of other chicks on my HDD. She threw up all over my bed and house, and it took me hours to get her to stop crying. She's adorable. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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