AJW Posted December 6, 2009 Author Share Posted December 6, 2009 Collected Gibsonisms Lethal Weapon 2 director Richard Donner was shocked when Gibson confided that he was drinking five pints of beer for breakfast. On August 17, 2006, Gibson pleaded no contest to a misdemeanor drunken-driving charge and was sentenced to three years on probation.[103] He was ordered to attend self-help meetings five times a week for four and a half months and three times a week for the remainder of the first year of his probation. He was also ordered to attend a First Offenders Program, was fined $1,300, and his license was restricted for 90 days.[103] He also volunteered to record a public service announcement. Asked what he thought of gay people, he said, "They take it up the ass." Gibson then proceeded to point at his posterior and said: "This is only for taking a shit." In 1999 when asked about the comments to El País (above), Gibson said, "I shouldn't have said it, but I was tickling a bit of vodka during that interview, and the quote came back to bite me on the ass."[78] ." When asked for an example, he responded "I had a female business partner once. Didn't work." When asked why, he said that "she was a cunt." "I might go and go somewhere no-one can find me. You know where that is? You know where the place is no-one can find you? I was thinking of pitching my tent right next to the weapons of mass destruction. Then no-one would find me." high five Mr. Gibson Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sneaksta303 Posted December 6, 2009 Share Posted December 6, 2009 Collected Gibsonisms Lethal Weapon 2 director Richard Donner was shocked when Gibson confided that he was drinking five pints of beer for breakfast. On August 17, 2006, Gibson pleaded no contest to a misdemeanor drunken-driving charge and was sentenced to three years on probation.[103] He was ordered to attend self-help meetings five times a week for four and a half months and three times a week for the remainder of the first year of his probation. He was also ordered to attend a First Offenders Program, was fined $1,300, and his license was restricted for 90 days.[103] He also volunteered to record a public service announcement. Asked what he thought of gay people, he said, "They take it up the ass." Gibson then proceeded to point at his posterior and said: "This is only for taking a shit." In 1999 when asked about the comments to El País (above), Gibson said, "I shouldn't have said it, but I was tickling a bit of vodka during that interview, and the quote came back to bite me on the ass."[78] ." When asked for an example, he responded "I had a female business partner once. Didn't work." When asked why, he said that "she was a cunt." "I might go and go somewhere no-one can find me. You know where that is? You know where the place is no-one can find you? I was thinking of pitching my tent right next to the weapons of mass destruction. Then no-one would find me." high five Mr. Gibson lol where'd you find these? i want moar! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest abusivegeorge Posted December 6, 2009 Share Posted December 6, 2009 Collected Gibsonisms Lethal Weapon 2 director Richard Donner was shocked when Gibson confided that he was drinking five pints of beer for breakfast. On August 17, 2006, Gibson pleaded no contest to a misdemeanor drunken-driving charge and was sentenced to three years on probation.[103] He was ordered to attend self-help meetings five times a week for four and a half months and three times a week for the remainder of the first year of his probation. He was also ordered to attend a First Offenders Program, was fined $1,300, and his license was restricted for 90 days.[103] He also volunteered to record a public service announcement. Asked what he thought of gay people, he said, "They take it up the ass." Gibson then proceeded to point at his posterior and said: "This is only for taking a shit." In 1999 when asked about the comments to El País (above), Gibson said, "I shouldn't have said it, but I was tickling a bit of vodka during that interview, and the quote came back to bite me on the ass."[78] ." When asked for an example, he responded "I had a female business partner once. Didn't work." When asked why, he said that "she was a cunt." "I might go and go somewhere no-one can find me. You know where that is? You know where the place is no-one can find you? I was thinking of pitching my tent right next to the weapons of mass destruction. Then no-one would find me." high five Mr. Gibson lol where'd you find these? i want moar! LOL all the hallmarks of an angry drunk, fantastic. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sneaksta303 Posted December 6, 2009 Share Posted December 6, 2009 I think I may watch that new Bad Lieutenant again tonight. Fuck it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
delet... Posted December 6, 2009 Share Posted December 6, 2009 Asked what he thought of gay people, he said, "They take it up the ass." Gibson then proceeded to point at his posterior and said: "This is only for taking a shit." In 1999 when asked about the comments to El País (above), Gibson said, "I shouldn't have said it, but I was tickling a bit of vodka during that interview, and the quote came back to bite me on the ass."[78] So, Arses are also for biting, are they not, by your own admission Mr. Gibson. Perhaps then you will allow the court the possibility that there may be still further uses for ones rectum. "You can use if for a farking pencil case for all I care love." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AJW Posted December 14, 2009 Author Share Posted December 14, 2009 Gibson attempts to fart out stationary Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Hoodie Posted December 17, 2009 Share Posted December 17, 2009 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KYm5pakX6qs motherfucker. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest zaphod Posted December 17, 2009 Share Posted December 17, 2009 i'm really looking forward to the viking movie he's making. he's batshit insane but he's also a fantastic director. apocalypto's city sequence was mindblowing. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MAXIMUS MISCHIEF Posted December 17, 2009 Share Posted December 17, 2009 viking movie what!? omgg Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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awepittance Posted December 17, 2009 Share Posted December 17, 2009 something about leonardo dicaprio playing a viking strikes me as very unbelievable, i'd be more interested in the film if he wasn't the lead role Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Benedict Cumberbatch Posted December 17, 2009 Share Posted December 17, 2009 i believe mel gibson is to the movie world what phil collins is the music business Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest zaphod Posted December 17, 2009 Share Posted December 17, 2009 something about leonardo dicaprio playing a viking strikes me as very unbelievable, i'd be more interested in the film if he wasn't the lead role this is true, but...vikings Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AJW Posted December 17, 2009 Author Share Posted December 17, 2009 Gibson himself ought to have the lead role. fuck dicaprio that little runt Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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AJW Posted December 23, 2009 Author Share Posted December 23, 2009 GibsonNews Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
awesomeperson Posted December 23, 2009 Share Posted December 23, 2009 Apocalypto was truly remarkable, what a movie, from start to finish. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Clitterhaus Posted December 23, 2009 Share Posted December 23, 2009 The new Viking film is rumoured to be filming in Scotland. As soon as i get confirmation of this I'm applying to be an extra Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AJW Posted December 27, 2009 Author Share Posted December 27, 2009 I'm looking forward to seeing it. After going into "Gibson mode" recently I have vowed to watch The Passion (and try not to think of the South Park episode The Passion Of The Jew xD) and also Apocalypto. I just wish DeCraprio wasn't in his upcoming Viking romp. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MAXIMUS MISCHIEF Posted December 27, 2009 Share Posted December 27, 2009 decaprio is NOT a viking. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lumpenprol Posted December 27, 2009 Share Posted December 27, 2009 well it's not actually being directed by the old drunk is it? It's his assistant. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AJW Posted December 28, 2009 Author Share Posted December 28, 2009 Who is Gibson's right hand man? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AJW Posted December 28, 2009 Author Share Posted December 28, 2009 Coming to a shite forum near you, it's more important than YOUR thread and you might feel baffled Answer: He is his own assistant! Mel now also clones himself. Double mel! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AJW Posted December 29, 2009 Author Share Posted December 29, 2009 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o7C8avvdzR4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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