Fred McGriff Posted January 14, 2010 Share Posted January 14, 2010 I'm very hungover off of 750ml bottles of beer right now. I'm also in bed working. If i could get some bacon in me, I think my hangover will go away. But no one is home to fix me some bacon, so I'd have to get out of bed, put (at least some) clothes on, go downstairs, and cook up some bacon. I'm really hungry and in need of bacon but I'm also extrmeley tired and hungover and not willing to get out of bed. I'm at an utter loss as to what to do. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Deep Fried Everything Posted January 14, 2010 Share Posted January 14, 2010 *rings fred's doorbell dressed in a bacon robe* (that is not a euphemism) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fred McGriff Posted January 14, 2010 Author Share Posted January 14, 2010 i would imagine a bacon robe would be made out of uncooked bacon, so i'd still have to cook your robe Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest IRARI Posted January 14, 2010 Share Posted January 14, 2010 will you have cake? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thehauntingsoul Posted January 14, 2010 Share Posted January 14, 2010 I've been told by many people that drinking alot of gatorade or something similar is a good way to cure a hangover and have tested and verified this technique. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bob Dylan Posted January 14, 2010 Share Posted January 14, 2010 order by phone a bacon pizza, throw the pizza! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fred McGriff Posted January 14, 2010 Author Share Posted January 14, 2010 i'm eating bacon and eggs right now and GOD DAMMIT i dont think i've ever made a better decision in my life Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
encey Posted January 14, 2010 Share Posted January 14, 2010 well, case closed then, i guess you can just lock--*SEVEN-PAGE THREAD ERECTION* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fred McGriff Posted January 14, 2010 Author Share Posted January 14, 2010 dare i say the eggs were even more satisfying than the bacon? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kaini Posted January 14, 2010 Share Posted January 14, 2010 you dare not. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
keltoi Posted January 14, 2010 Share Posted January 14, 2010 fixin me some bacon Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Benedict Cumberbatch Posted January 14, 2010 Share Posted January 14, 2010 mmmmmm fried eggs. i can think of nothing better Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Drahken Posted January 14, 2010 Share Posted January 14, 2010 beer can Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Fred McGriff Posted January 14, 2010 Author Share Posted January 14, 2010 theeggswereevenmoresatisfyingthanthebacon Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alcofribas Posted January 14, 2010 Share Posted January 14, 2010 in before page 700 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
encey Posted January 14, 2010 Share Posted January 14, 2010 lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Velazquez Posted January 14, 2010 Share Posted January 14, 2010 time to smoke a joint. I broke a rolling lol- serves me right for not reading a goddam thing. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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