Fred McGriff Posted January 25, 2010 Share Posted January 25, 2010 Before I change my avatar I wanted to discuss the possibility of constructing a fart chamber wherein one could fart and breathe sustainably without the introduction of outside air other than an initial allowance given to the subject upon entry into the chamber. It's my understanding that you cannot suffocate on your own farts if you were in a fart chamber, so I'm trying to piece together a working design of such a chamber. Or do you think there would need to be a stream of fresh air? I would think that would invalidate the purpose of the fart chamber. Fart Chamber. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alcofribas Posted January 25, 2010 Share Posted January 25, 2010 in before page 400 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Capsaicin Posted January 25, 2010 Share Posted January 25, 2010 Nobody thinks their own farts smell bad Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
qnio Posted January 25, 2010 Share Posted January 25, 2010 i do sometimes Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SR4 Posted January 25, 2010 Share Posted January 25, 2010 i think there should be a slight current of fresh air above the person's forehead....that way, it tempts him and makes him beg and scream and struggle to get just a whiff of fresh air vs. him just silently accepting his fate to inhale pure fart indefinately. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Fishtank Posted January 25, 2010 Share Posted January 25, 2010 Didn't Steve-O do a fart helmet? So it would be like a bigger version of that air tight. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fred McGriff Posted January 25, 2010 Author Share Posted January 25, 2010 does fart contain carbon dioxide, like an exhalation, or does it contain oxygen? this would be good to know. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SR4 Posted January 25, 2010 Share Posted January 25, 2010 im telling you fred, you don't want to use it as a killing device, rather torture. so much more effective if the prisoner knows he has a chance to breath fart free air again Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chassis Posted January 25, 2010 Share Posted January 25, 2010 does fart contain carbon dioxide, like an exhalation, or does it contain oxygen? this would be good to know. The major components of the flatus, which are odorless, by percentage are: Nitrogen: 20–90% Hydrogen: 0–50% Carbon dioxide: 10–30% Oxygen: 0–10% Methane: 0–10% Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
essines Posted January 25, 2010 Share Posted January 25, 2010 i'll fart in a chamber, just tell me where. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest analogue wings Posted January 25, 2010 Share Posted January 25, 2010 I saw Fart Chamber opening for Korn on their last tour. It was awesome, bro. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SR4 Posted January 25, 2010 Share Posted January 25, 2010 does fart contain carbon dioxide, like an exhalation, or does it contain oxygen? this would be good to know. The major components of the flatus, which are odorless, by percentage are: Nitrogen: 20–90% Hydrogen: 0–50% Carbon dioxide: 10–30% Oxygen: 0–10% Methane: 0–10% judging by those statistics, you would die from over inhalation of carbon dioxide, right? it would probably take a while, but yeah? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fred McGriff Posted January 25, 2010 Author Share Posted January 25, 2010 im telling you fred, you don't want to use it as a killing device, rather torture. so much more effective if the prisoner knows he has a chance to breath fart free air again agreed that's why i want it to be a sustainable chamber. hmmm... lots of nitrogen. is that a major component of air as well? can we breathe nitrogen? we might need to get some sort of breathing converter like the whatever they do in Abyss that allows them to breathe water. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Capsaicin Posted January 25, 2010 Share Posted January 25, 2010 I think there should be little cubbyholes where other people fart into the chamber. The person is strapped in the middle Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fred McGriff Posted January 25, 2010 Author Share Posted January 25, 2010 that's just sinister. you're sick, and you're going to stay sick. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chassis Posted January 25, 2010 Share Posted January 25, 2010 does fart contain carbon dioxide, like an exhalation, or does it contain oxygen? this would be good to know. The major components of the flatus, which are odorless, by percentage are: Nitrogen: 20–90% Hydrogen: 0–50% Carbon dioxide: 10–30% Oxygen: 0–10% Methane: 0–10% judging by those statistics, you would die from over inhalation of carbon dioxide, right? it would probably take a while, but yeah? If you were in any room regardless of farts you'd die from carbon dioxide. But a plant in the room and you could fart all day. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
essines Posted January 25, 2010 Share Posted January 25, 2010 i thought it was a swell idea, i like farting in to and on to things. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fred McGriff Posted January 25, 2010 Author Share Posted January 25, 2010 does fart contain carbon dioxide, like an exhalation, or does it contain oxygen? this would be good to know. The major components of the flatus, which are odorless, by percentage are: Nitrogen: 20–90% Hydrogen: 0–50% Carbon dioxide: 10–30% Oxygen: 0–10% Methane: 0–10% judging by those statistics, you would die from over inhalation of carbon dioxide, right? it would probably take a while, but yeah? If you were in any room regardless of farts you'd die from carbon dioxide. But a plant in the room and you could fart all day. fucing brilliant. just stick a fern in the fart chamber! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Rambo Posted January 25, 2010 Share Posted January 25, 2010 it's worth toying with this, it could be a great thing for deep sea divers tube up the ass etc Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fred McGriff Posted January 25, 2010 Author Share Posted January 25, 2010 that would be a practical application. i love it when practical science evolves from inspired ideas. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest analogue wings Posted January 25, 2010 Share Posted January 25, 2010 it's worth toying with this, it could be a great thing for deep sea divers tube up the ass etc Dethklok has a song called "SCUBA Tank Full of Fart" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Rambo Posted January 25, 2010 Share Posted January 25, 2010 i'm just a sucker for good science. Astronauts would surely be thankful for this inevitable breakthrough also. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fred McGriff Posted January 25, 2010 Author Share Posted January 25, 2010 it's worth toying with this, it could be a great thing for deep sea divers tube up the ass etc Dethklok has a song called "SCUBA Tank Full of Fart" genuine lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Capsaicin Posted January 25, 2010 Share Posted January 25, 2010 it's worth toying with this, it could be a great thing for deep sea divers tube up the ass etc Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chassis Posted January 25, 2010 Share Posted January 25, 2010 If you have a plant you'll need a window. If you have a window you'll need a heat sync too. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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