Guest Adjective Posted January 25, 2010 Share Posted January 25, 2010 there should be soil, 2 feet of it, soaked with water. some sort of edible grass planted on top and beans. beans to flavor this chamber differently than a standard life supporting chamber, a fart chamber. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
marf Posted January 25, 2010 Share Posted January 25, 2010 i used to do this to my little sister Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fred McGriff Posted January 25, 2010 Author Share Posted January 25, 2010 we're really getting somewhere. a fart chamber that grows beans. so the beans give off oxygen and eat up the CO2. but also they are fart fuel. this is really something. god i love watmm. i think we can actually make a fart chamber, and unveil it at the first watmm con. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
keltoi Posted January 25, 2010 Share Posted January 25, 2010 it's worth toying with this, it could be a great thing for deep sea divers tube up the ass etc i had already draughted up this technical diagram for a portable fart chamber before reading your post... great minds think alike. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest hahathhat Posted January 25, 2010 Share Posted January 25, 2010 The Yugo Has You Covered http://www.ricedoutyugo.com/view.php?post=3148 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
encey Posted January 25, 2010 Share Posted January 25, 2010 we're really getting somewhere. a fart chamber that grows beans. so the beans give off oxygen and eat up the CO2. but also they are fart fuel. this is really something. god i love watmm. i think we can actually make a fart chamber, and unveil it at the first watmm con. And, like, some plants -- like a farterrarium -- where you grow the beans, fart and feet the plants, who recycle the air and fertilize the bean soil with nitrogen, which helps you eat more, which helps you fart more, which grows the plants more ... But we need to have electrodes pinching your starfish so that your fart also sparks off light to foster photosynthesis. In before page 401. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest IRARI Posted January 25, 2010 Share Posted January 25, 2010 we're really getting somewhere. a fart chamber that grows beans. so the beans give off oxygen and eat up the CO2. but also they are fart fuel. this is really something. god i love watmm. i think we can actually make a fart chamber, and unveil it at the first watmm con. And, like, some plants -- like a farterrarium -- where you grow the beans, fart and feet the plants, who recycle the air and fertilize the bean soil with nitrogen, which helps you eat more, which helps you fart more, which grows the plants more ... But we need to have electrodes pinching your starfish so that your fart also sparks off light to foster photosynthesis. In before page 401. i don't know if you should feet the plants; that might be a little too much for one chamber Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Rambo Posted January 25, 2010 Share Posted January 25, 2010 it's worth toying with this, it could be a great thing for deep sea divers tube up the ass etc pictures very similar to these were found on Egyptian walls, maybe they really were more advanced than us. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
encey Posted January 25, 2010 Share Posted January 25, 2010 we're really getting somewhere. a fart chamber that grows beans. so the beans give off oxygen and eat up the CO2. but also they are fart fuel. this is really something. god i love watmm. i think we can actually make a fart chamber, and unveil it at the first watmm con. And, like, some plants -- like a farterrarium -- where you grow the beans, fart and feet the plants, who recycle the air and fertilize the bean soil with nitrogen, which helps you eat more, which helps you fart more, which grows the plants more ... But we need to have electrodes pinching your starfish so that your fart also sparks off light to foster photosynthesis. In before page 401. i don't know if you should feet the plants; that might be a little too much for one chamber FUCK!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest idrn Posted January 25, 2010 Share Posted January 25, 2010 not to get ahead of ourselves before page 372, but i'm not really feeling the name 'fart chamber'. i think this has alot of potential as a product marketed to the eco-conscientous late 20s/early 30s - many first time families can't afford a house with a garden which could sustain organic produce, and a Sustainable Lentil Tent could be the answer they're looking for. fullpage adverts in the sunday times suppliment, free fart soup at glastonbury, an endorsement by Stephen Fry? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joyrex Posted January 25, 2010 Share Posted January 25, 2010 not to get ahead of ourselves before page 372, but i'm not really feeling the name 'fart chamber'. i think this has alot of potential as a product marketed to the eco-conscientous late 20s/early 30s - many first time families can't afford a house with a garden which could sustain organic produce, and a Sustainable Lentil Tent could be the answer they're looking for. fullpage adverts in the sunday times suppliment, free fart soup at glastonbury, an endorsement by Stephen Fry? HUGE LOL @ "sustainable lentil tent" for some odd reason Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Super lurker ultra V12 Posted January 25, 2010 Share Posted January 25, 2010 just put some oxygen cylinders and a person who just ate raw beans in an airtight wood/metal box. the smell won't last long though, ever heard of sensory adaptation? it'd be fun opening it after hours of farting and letting someone else in (fart swap™ technology) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Glass Plate Posted January 25, 2010 Share Posted January 25, 2010 hmm getting used to the same smell could be an issue, get to work. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
encey Posted January 25, 2010 Share Posted January 25, 2010 La Chambre Du Farté Das Assgasshaus Da Pootie Crib Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Calx Sherbet Posted January 25, 2010 Share Posted January 25, 2010 astronomical failure Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest catacombus Posted January 25, 2010 Share Posted January 25, 2010 A fart chamber should be filled all the way up to the persons neck with water, so that only his head is exposed to the air, and his body is submerged in water. Then when the person farts the farts will bubble up and fill the remaining air with fart gas a lot faster. Literally this is sort of like capturing a fart in a jar in a bathtub. You hold the jar upside down underwater, then capture all your fart bubbles in it, close the jar while still underwater... and you have 100% of your fart confined in its original fart bubbles. When you open that jar it's going to be like farting all over again. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Fishtank Posted January 26, 2010 Share Posted January 26, 2010 it'd be fun opening it after hours of farting and letting someone else in (fart swap™ technology) ROFL Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest umop_apisdn Posted January 26, 2010 Share Posted January 26, 2010 Speaking of using it as a torture device, create a glass box filled only with water and force them to fart to have any gas to breathe. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dan C Posted January 26, 2010 Share Posted January 26, 2010 Wanting to use such a noble idea for torture is sickening. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Siegecow Posted January 26, 2010 Share Posted January 26, 2010 wouldnt forcing yourself to inhale all that methane get you high and subsequently expose you to divine insights? Methane's the active ingredient in jenkem and i've yet to meet a jenkem user who isnt incredibly wise and conscious beyond their years. I bet anything troon has experimented with this technology. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Rambo Posted January 26, 2010 Share Posted January 26, 2010 Chevy Chase was an ardent fart user during his peak years i believe. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
YEK Posted January 26, 2010 Share Posted January 26, 2010 i might have told this story before but i bottled my friend's fart in a gatorade bottle and left it for a good 2 years. i opened it to find, sadly, no smell Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fred McGriff Posted January 26, 2010 Author Share Posted January 26, 2010 should've farted in a wine bottle and corked it Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Rambo Posted January 26, 2010 Share Posted January 26, 2010 lol no half measures. I like that. Maybe you should have tried it for 10 minutes first? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EdamAnchorman Posted January 26, 2010 Share Posted January 26, 2010 i might have told this story before but i bottled my friend's fart in a gatorade bottle and left it for a good 2 years. i opened it to find, sadly, no smell should've farted in a wine bottle and corked it plastic bottles are designed on the molecular scale to be impermeable to CO2, to keep it in, and to keep oxygen out. the plastic likely has a different permeability when it comes to fart gas. i'm not sure the wine cork would work either! hydrogen can even diffuse through some metals! good luck keeping all of that fart bottled up. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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