Fred McGriff Posted January 26, 2010 Author Share Posted January 26, 2010 CNR you are a scuientist, surely you can help us come up with the right material to trap a fart indefinitely? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EdamAnchorman Posted January 26, 2010 Share Posted January 26, 2010 lol its actually funny because my wife does research on gas permeation through polymer membranes, i do other stuff. she says every material is permeable to something to some degree, so our best bet would be to find specific materials (polymers are easiest to process) that are mostly impermeable to our target gases and process them in a way so that they are layered in sheets (she says this is what your soda bottles are now). though i didn't tell her i was thinking about fart gas... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Super lurker ultra V12 Posted January 26, 2010 Share Posted January 26, 2010 awesome Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jules Posted January 26, 2010 Share Posted January 26, 2010 under water farts are good farts. maybe there is a way to suspend the gas inside water bubbles. then you could legitimately bottle and sell your own gas. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fred McGriff Posted January 26, 2010 Author Share Posted January 26, 2010 lol its actually funny because my wife does research on gas permeation through polymer membranes, i do other stuff. she says every material is permeable to something to some degree, so our best bet would be to find specific materials (polymers are easiest to process) that are mostly impermeable to our target gases and process them in a way so that they are layered in sheets (she says this is what your soda bottles are now). though i didn't tell her i was thinking about fart gas... NOOOO there has got to be an impermeable material! something infinitely dense. a fart chamber with walls made of collapsed star. (p.s. lol at asking your wife discreetly about a fart chamber) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
producer snafu Posted January 26, 2010 Share Posted January 26, 2010 family guy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EdamAnchorman Posted January 26, 2010 Share Posted January 26, 2010 lol its actually funny because my wife does research on gas permeation through polymer membranes, i do other stuff. she says every material is permeable to something to some degree, so our best bet would be to find specific materials (polymers are easiest to process) that are mostly impermeable to our target gases and process them in a way so that they are layered in sheets (she says this is what your soda bottles are now). though i didn't tell her i was thinking about fart gas... NOOOO there has got to be an impermeable material! something infinitely dense. a fart chamber with walls made of collapsed star. (p.s. lol at asking your wife discreetly about a fart chamber) haha i thought of something like black hole material too. there are definitely materials out there that would probably hold in a good portion of fart gas, say, over the lifetime of the poor sap in the fart chamber, but not indefinitely. in the chemical engineering industry, gases that escape are called fugitive emissions, lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chassis Posted January 26, 2010 Share Posted January 26, 2010 Glass is probably the best thing, isnt that what they put nuclear waste in. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Fishtank Posted January 26, 2010 Share Posted January 26, 2010 what about an O2 tank? they hold gas or would you have to compress the fart first? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
perunamuusi Posted January 26, 2010 Share Posted January 26, 2010 carbon 60 is surely worth looking into when constructing the chamber Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fred McGriff Posted January 26, 2010 Author Share Posted January 26, 2010 what if you converted the fart into a solid? is that at all possible? if you can convert steam into water and water into ice, can you do the same with fart? that way the fart is preserved indefinitely inside the fart chamber. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jules Posted January 26, 2010 Share Posted January 26, 2010 what if you converted the fart into a solid? is that at all possible? if you can convert steam into water and water into ice, can you do the same with fart? that way the fart is preserved indefinitely inside the fart chamber. isnt that a shit? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
perunamuusi Posted January 26, 2010 Share Posted January 26, 2010 this could make a pretty good game show i think, where the contestant is completely submerged in water inside the fart chamber and the object of the game is to see who can stay in the longest by farting and trying to suck all the gas from the ascending fart bubbles through a special fart inhalation pipe. any missed fart bubbles would rise to the ceiling of the fart chamber where they are out of reach of the fart pipe. here's a still from the pilot episode. as you can see this plucky chap has been under for over 23 minutes Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
encey Posted January 26, 2010 Share Posted January 26, 2010 If you could liquidize the fart, you could smoke vaporized fart from fart-flavored electronic cigarettes! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SR4 Posted January 26, 2010 Share Posted January 26, 2010 LOL at the japanese audience. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EdamAnchorman Posted January 26, 2010 Share Posted January 26, 2010 you could definitely liquefy the fart, but you'd have to compress and cool the gas. they routinely liquefy air to purify it into O2, N2, etc. although as soon as you exposed the liquid fart to atmospheric pressure, it would vaporize again. i am pretty sure you can't solidify oxygen, nitrogen, and hydrogen, dunno about methane or H2S. metal would be good, but you could still lose a few molecules here and there. we're talking about making the chamber retain every single fart molecule. for that to happen, it would probably have to be made out some dense collapsed star material like fred said. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
encey Posted January 26, 2010 Share Posted January 26, 2010 The next thing to consider is who's gonna play Farton in "Fart Chamber 2: Beyond The Veil"? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
perunamuusi Posted January 26, 2010 Share Posted January 26, 2010 james van der beek? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
encey Posted January 26, 2010 Share Posted January 26, 2010 *jots it down, calls my rep* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kakapo Posted January 26, 2010 Share Posted January 26, 2010 Do you think we could squeeze the Sugababes in there. I'd love to fart on the Sugababes. Also it would be amazing if the perfect material was found and in 100 billion years time after the energy death of the universe the only thing that remained was the fart chamber. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Adjective Posted January 26, 2010 Share Posted January 26, 2010 Do you think we could squeeze the Sugababes in there. I'd love to fart on the Sugababes. Also it would be amazing if the perfect material was found and in 100 billion years time after the energy death of the universe the only thing that remained was the fart chamber. Isn't that what 2001: A Space Odyssey was meant to suggest? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chassis Posted January 26, 2010 Share Posted January 26, 2010 If you could solidize a fart you could probably smoke it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kakapo Posted January 26, 2010 Share Posted January 26, 2010 Do you think we could squeeze the Sugababes in there. I'd love to fart on the Sugababes. Also it would be amazing if the perfect material was found and in 100 billion years time after the energy death of the universe the only thing that remained was the fart chamber. Isn't that what 2001: A Space Odyssey was meant to suggest? I can't remember the Sugababes in 2001: A Space Odyssey. Oh wait, yes I can... If you could solidize a fart you could probably smoke it. That would be some quality shit. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Adjective Posted January 26, 2010 Share Posted January 26, 2010 I meant that the monolith was an impenetrable fart chamber made of collapsed stars by some great unknown force. And that it was this fart chamber that guided this planet down the path to create our own fart chambers for the purposes of shaping new worlds as we delve deeper in our exploration of space. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest iep Posted January 26, 2010 Share Posted January 26, 2010 hey guys, i've let the boys over at Processing run some tests on that data, and their results are looking remarkable to say the least.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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