keltoi Posted March 25, 2010 Share Posted March 25, 2010 newspaper article regarding said new humanoid species found in siberia 30-40,000 years ago there were 3 different humanoid species living in the same area... that would be nuts! imagine. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
J3FF3R00 Posted March 25, 2010 Share Posted March 25, 2010 "dog penis mistaken for early human bone" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
keltoi Posted March 25, 2010 Author Share Posted March 25, 2010 "man found with early human bone in his butt" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GORDO Posted March 25, 2010 Share Posted March 25, 2010 i bet the sapiens killed everyone else Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Coalbucket PI Posted March 25, 2010 Share Posted March 25, 2010 Archaeologists uncover strange human ancestor remains with a tail connected to the shoulder, later analysis reveals tail was in fact finger inserted into butt to facilitate 'coming stupid hard' Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted March 25, 2010 Share Posted March 25, 2010 what if they're still around/// Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest theSun Posted March 25, 2010 Share Posted March 25, 2010 they're not. but 30,000 years doesn't seem like a long time at all. i wonder what caused them to die off and us to live? the ice age? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lumpenprol Posted March 25, 2010 Share Posted March 25, 2010 in early religious texts they were often referred to as "the chosen people" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted March 25, 2010 Share Posted March 25, 2010 maybe some scientists will be able to reconstruct their shape from analysing the penis? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
baph Posted March 25, 2010 Share Posted March 25, 2010 !new Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SCONES TO DIE FOR Posted March 25, 2010 Share Posted March 25, 2010 One finger? Not as impressive as the one-meter tall Indonesian hobbit skeletons they discovered a couple of years ago. And they might have lived until 12,000 years ago, which kind of creeps me out. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
keltoi Posted March 25, 2010 Author Share Posted March 25, 2010 the indonesian hobbits are cool. i think i know a couple of descendants. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
J3FF3R00 Posted March 25, 2010 Share Posted March 25, 2010 do you think that is a "butt-stick" he is carrying? Also, how does a little guy like that fit a giant rat in his butt? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GORDO Posted March 25, 2010 Share Posted March 25, 2010 they're not. but 30,000 years doesn't seem like a long time at all. i wonder what caused them to die off and us to live? the ice age? i bet the sapiens killed everyone else Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Coalbucket PI Posted March 25, 2010 Share Posted March 25, 2010 do you think that is a "butt-stick" he is carrying? Also, how does a little guy like that fit a giant rat in his butt? the rat secretes a special kind of oil on its skin Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Glass Plate Posted March 25, 2010 Share Posted March 25, 2010 REPTILLIAN MAN! IT'S GEORGE BUSHES GREAT-GREAT-GREAT... etc GRANDFATHER!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
YEK Posted March 25, 2010 Share Posted March 25, 2010 man pig-bear ! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alcofribas Posted March 25, 2010 Share Posted March 25, 2010 One finger? Not as impressive as the one-meter tall Indonesian hobbit skeletons they discovered a couple of years ago. And they might have lived until 12,000 years ago, which kind of creeps me out. how the fuck did they get a pic?? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest analogue wings Posted March 25, 2010 Share Posted March 25, 2010 i heard the Sarah Palin Show is going to be on the Discovery Channel WHICH WOULD BE SOMEWHAT IRONIC I THINK Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kaini Posted March 25, 2010 Share Posted March 25, 2010 i wonder what caused them to die off and us to live? us. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boxing Day Posted March 25, 2010 Share Posted March 25, 2010 Interbreeding 3 different species + one big ass orgy = Modern Human. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
J3FF3R00 Posted March 25, 2010 Share Posted March 25, 2010 The other day, I was thinking about how pig's skin looks a little like white people's skin, all pink and semi hairless. It got me to thinking, what if an early human, or even a monkey, had sex with a pig and that is what spawned the white race. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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