Guest iamabe Posted April 30, 2010 Share Posted April 30, 2010 Click Man, I love farting. Contains "the same type of fabric used by the military to protect against chemical weapons." lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chassis Posted April 30, 2010 Share Posted April 30, 2010 Half the fun of farting is seeing others reactions to it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
acidphakist Posted April 30, 2010 Share Posted April 30, 2010 The most efficient dutch oven ever. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest iamabe Posted April 30, 2010 Share Posted April 30, 2010 Still. I might get one and wear it like a cape when I go out. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
keltoi Posted April 30, 2010 Share Posted April 30, 2010 some guy went on that americas next top inventor factor program with pants(underwear) made of this stuff. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Velazquez Posted April 30, 2010 Share Posted April 30, 2010 Fart Chambers are more my style. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chassis Posted April 30, 2010 Share Posted April 30, 2010 Still. I might get one and wear it like a cape when I go out. I see what youre saying. Walking around farting all day and then unleash the build up on some poor unsuspecting chump. I like the way you think. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest iamabe Posted April 30, 2010 Share Posted April 30, 2010 Still. I might get one and wear it like a cape when I go out. I see what youre saying. Walking around farting all day and then unleash the build up on some poor unsuspecting chump. I like the way you think. or breathe it in myself at the end of the day. everybody loves their own brand. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chassis Posted April 30, 2010 Share Posted April 30, 2010 Still. I might get one and wear it like a cape when I go out. I see what youre saying. Walking around farting all day and then unleash the build up on some poor unsuspecting chump. I like the way you think. or breathe it in myself at the end of the day. everybody loves their own brand. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
J3FF3R00 Posted April 30, 2010 Share Posted April 30, 2010 I'm putting this bitch on my wedding registry. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boxing Day Posted April 30, 2010 Share Posted April 30, 2010 I misread the title , i was expecting a blanket that could sing very aggressive punk. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lube Saibot Posted April 30, 2010 Share Posted April 30, 2010 The concept in itself is stupid, if you need to hide farts from your wife then it's a shit marriage anyway. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Redruth Posted April 30, 2010 Share Posted April 30, 2010 Anti-Fart Blanket lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest iamabe Posted April 30, 2010 Share Posted April 30, 2010 I misread the title , i was expecting a blanket that could sing very aggressive punk. What do you mean? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boxing Day Posted April 30, 2010 Share Posted April 30, 2010 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PynWTLeUJRA Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest nene multiple assgasms Posted April 30, 2010 Share Posted April 30, 2010 blankets: how do they work? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sneaksta303 Posted April 30, 2010 Share Posted April 30, 2010 Blanket Fart Collapse Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Capsaicin Posted April 30, 2010 Share Posted April 30, 2010 sometimes when I'm trying to get to sleep I rip a huge one and my blanket (because it's fairly heavy) hides the fart inside so I essentially form a fart bubble. I usually kick it out of the side or the bottom, but sometimes I allow myself to get a big whiff just to keep in touch with my odor. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Fishtank Posted May 1, 2010 Share Posted May 1, 2010 Fart Chamber Blanket Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Calx Sherbet Posted May 1, 2010 Share Posted May 1, 2010 holy lol did this thread deliver Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest cardan Posted May 1, 2010 Share Posted May 1, 2010 "BETTER MARRIAGE BLANKET" ?! really?! if farts make anybody uncomfortable you're both fucked up stupidest invention of 2010 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Enter a new display name Posted May 1, 2010 Share Posted May 1, 2010 Notice the scene without the anti-fart blanket: the man farts toward his wife, while on the next scene with the anti-fart blanket, they swapped place on the bed and the guy farts on the opposite direction from his wife. I also wonder if the blanket will eventually smell like crap by absorbing the numerous farts' odor. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Calx Sherbet Posted May 1, 2010 Share Posted May 1, 2010 anti fart snuggie Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
plstik Posted May 1, 2010 Share Posted May 1, 2010 the minute I got to my truck and started driving, the sulfuric bubbles were zip cording down my taint, kicking my balls out of the way, and devastating the cab even with all 4 windows and moon roof open. whenever this happens to me I see it as a challenge for myself to keep the windows shut, so the seats can absorb a little bit of the odor for the next driver. oh and I love your collection Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest iamabe Posted May 3, 2010 Share Posted May 3, 2010 And what do we have, prinicipally, from eggs and tuna? That's right kiddos, sulfur. Consuming that much concentrated protein probably took 5 years of my kidneys and 10 years off of my asshole. Now, I'm the biggest fan of farting you'll ever find--but this was uncomfortable. I then had to go to a 3 hour physiology class. FUUUUUU--the minute I got to my truck and started driving, the sulfuric bubbles were zip cording down my taint, kicking my balls out of the way, and devastating the cab even with all 4 windows and moon roof open. Eructations and Flatulations holy lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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