keltoi Posted June 18, 2010 Share Posted June 18, 2010 according to wiki it's fairly common so don't be ashamed to admit it to watmm... maybe during the course of this poll, we can expose more than 1 sufferer and they can start a support group? so if you do have a downwards pointing erection(DPE) can you post pictures of it and explain the pros and cons of life with a downwards pointing erection(DPE)? for example, going for a piss with a downwards pointing erection(DPE) sounds hassle free, with a more steady and direct aim into the bowl. and a new realm of sexual positions is laid before you awaiting your downwards pointing erection(DPE). Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
keltoi Posted June 18, 2010 Author Share Posted June 18, 2010 Anyone who has a DPE has either had their fundiform ligament torn or cut due to penis enlargement surgery. Now, mine tends to point downward due to it's massive weight and length, so I don't think that counts here mine points upwards despite it's massive weight and length. it defies gravitational forces (science). Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
encey Posted June 18, 2010 Share Posted June 18, 2010 The very concept inspires me to do a "Christian Side Hug" remix ... Also, its. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
keltoi Posted June 18, 2010 Author Share Posted June 18, 2010 The very concept inspires me to do a "Christian Side Hug" remix ... Also, its. damnit Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Rambo Posted June 18, 2010 Share Posted June 18, 2010 i can't bring myself to vote no Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chim Posted June 18, 2010 Share Posted June 18, 2010 No, I have a healthy leftward angle. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
keltoi Posted June 18, 2010 Author Share Posted June 18, 2010 now if anyone is going to have muscles in their penis, rambo is that man Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chassis Posted June 18, 2010 Share Posted June 18, 2010 I vote before I knew what it stood for. But I stand by my choice. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
keltoi Posted June 18, 2010 Author Share Posted June 18, 2010 I vote before I knew what it stood for. But I stand using my DPE as a stool. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chassis Posted June 18, 2010 Share Posted June 18, 2010 Well no sense putting it off. What saw would you recommend for cutting ligaments? Ive got a hacksaw, will that do? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
keltoi Posted June 18, 2010 Author Share Posted June 18, 2010 Well no sense putting it off. What saw would you recommend for cutting ligaments? Ive got a hacksaw, will that do? can you take a picture of it before you hacksaw it off please? if you get a sweatpants DPE it would look more like you've shat your pants Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Rambo Posted June 18, 2010 Share Posted June 18, 2010 You could walk around with confidence sporting a DPE. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chassis Posted June 18, 2010 Share Posted June 18, 2010 Well no sense putting it off. What saw would you recommend for cutting ligaments? Ive got a hacksaw, will that do? can you take a picture of it before you hacksaw it off please? if you get a sweatpants DPE it would look more like you've shat your pants I could probably do a kick ass dick slang dance. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Babar Posted June 18, 2010 Share Posted June 18, 2010 I lied. I actually have an UPE. I think the main advantage of UPEs is that it rubs the G point with more strength. Also i think joyrex penis is just old and flaccid, there is no glory in a penis pointing downward (+ he probably have to manually push his penis inside because it is too sluggish) . Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
keltoi Posted June 18, 2010 Author Share Posted June 18, 2010 I lied. I actually have an UPE. I think the main advantage of UPEs is that it rubs the G point with more strength. Also i think joyrex penis is just old and flaccid, there is no glory in a penis pointing downward (+ he probably have to manually push his penis inside because it is too sluggish) . it's sadly true that a penis becomes sluggish with age. the g-point? i heard of that... it's deep inside a man's colon yeah? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Rambo Posted June 18, 2010 Share Posted June 18, 2010 "i took my throbbing DPE and inserted into the bowl of hot, sticky, inviting custard" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
keltoi Posted June 18, 2010 Author Share Posted June 18, 2010 "my DPE is especially handy for making perfect holes in fresh soil for planting seedlings" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest tht tne Posted June 18, 2010 Share Posted June 18, 2010 you could jump rope with my wiener Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
YEK Posted June 18, 2010 Share Posted June 18, 2010 double penetrating erection? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest blicero Posted June 18, 2010 Share Posted June 18, 2010 a c t i v a t e w a n g Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Babar Posted June 18, 2010 Share Posted June 18, 2010 lol that was a low punch. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chenGOD Posted June 18, 2010 Share Posted June 18, 2010 it really depends on the type of porn I'm watching. tub girl or 2 girls 1 cup is a definite DPE. Lemon Party is a definite UPE. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Super lurker ultra V12 Posted June 18, 2010 Share Posted June 18, 2010 mine's straight as a ruler Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joyrex Posted June 18, 2010 Share Posted June 18, 2010 mine's straight as a ruler Which one... Prince Albert? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Super lurker ultra V12 Posted June 19, 2010 Share Posted June 19, 2010 genital piercings are übernasty Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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