YEK Posted September 14, 2010 Share Posted September 14, 2010 what if masturbation was exercise? or sex, but that involves money and chocolate and "listening", sooooo Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lumpenprol Posted September 14, 2010 Share Posted September 14, 2010 what if sex with a condom decreased your IQ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
YEK Posted September 14, 2010 Author Share Posted September 14, 2010 fuck the condom, IT"S NOT MY BABIE! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Super lurker ultra V12 Posted September 14, 2010 Share Posted September 14, 2010 *exerts* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zephyr_Nova Posted September 14, 2010 Share Posted September 14, 2010 When I do it it's exercise. ...I never noticed that emoticon before. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
impakt Posted September 14, 2010 Share Posted September 14, 2010 It kind of is, depending on how sensitive you are. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zephyr_Nova Posted September 14, 2010 Share Posted September 14, 2010 I'm so sensitive I break down and cry every time I touch my wiener. It's an exercise in sexual melodrama. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Fishtank Posted September 14, 2010 Share Posted September 14, 2010 How is it not exercise? According to daily muscle MASTURBATION: You don’t have to have a partner to enjoy the calorie-burning effects of sex. Masturbation can burn up the calories, as well. You can lose between 100-150 calories for each act of masturbation, according to the Young People’s Reproductive and Sexual Health & Rights Organization. You can raise that amount to around 300 calories, though, through a 5 minute vigorous masturbation session, according to Japanese scientist Dr. Shukan Tokuho. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ragnar Posted September 14, 2010 Share Posted September 14, 2010 Japanese scientist Dr. Shukan Tokuho Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wahrk Posted September 14, 2010 Share Posted September 14, 2010 *exerts* Roll them dice, grandma. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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tontonz1 Posted September 14, 2010 Share Posted September 14, 2010 i hear you burn 1000 calories every 10 min masturbating, but only 500 calories every 10 min having sex, assuming you last that long. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest sine Posted September 14, 2010 Share Posted September 14, 2010 I'm so sensitive I break down and cry every time I touch my wiener. It's an exercise in sexual melodrama. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest happycase Posted September 15, 2010 Share Posted September 15, 2010 Holy shit! This video of a bear giving itself bukaki http://www.collegehumor.com/video:157954 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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vertsk8er419 Posted September 15, 2010 Share Posted September 15, 2010 Deep Thought #2278 what if you masturbated into some chicks venus fly trap? would your hand be the father? where is 'fingers' when you need him? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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