What's the freakiest shit you've done?

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Do share!

[Guest Pennywise]

came in my anus, shat it out and ate it. then i puked up and put that in my anus. shat it out then ate it.

[impakt]

hot

[Chris Moss Acid]

I took a piss outside in my garden when someone was in the toilet. we only have one toilet and i really needed to go.

[Cornflakes002]

A guy wouldnt move his van from my mates garage one day so I shat on a car cloth and rubbed it all over his interior inc the windows ect.

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[Guest nene multiple assgasms]

[Guest nene multiple assgasms]

[chassis]

I took a piss outside in my garden when someone was in the toilet. we only have one toilet and i really needed to go.

 

Thats not very freaky at all. Ive done that plenty of times.

[vertsk8er419]

i shat in my backyard

[chassis]

i shat in my backyard

 

How did you wipe your arse?

[Guest disparaissant]

pissed on a beanbag chair in college because i was really drunk and actually thought it was a toilet?

[Guest tht tne]

i blatantly pissed on the floor in my friend's basement when i was sloppy drunk one time... i mean this was a long, satisfying piss, not just a little dribble

[SCONES TO DIE FOR]

I took a piss outside in my garden when someone was in the toilet. we only have one toilet and i really needed to go.

 

Thats not very freaky at all. Ive done that plenty of times.

Maybe it was his vegetable garden.

[Guest ruiagnelo]

oh come on watmm, all you can do is piss/poop?

[vertsk8er419]

i shat in my backyard

 

How did you wipe your arse?

dragged my arse across the grarss

[Boxing Day]

I took a shitload of harmless drugs and almost died of laughter.

[Guest Calx Sherbet]

LOLOL @ thread. especially nene's post

[chassis]

pissed on a beanbag chair in college because i was really drunk and actually thought it was a toilet?

 

Ye Ive done that before. Cept it was just me lying on my bedroom floor. Then legging it to the jacks when I realised what was going on.

[Cornflakes002]

oh come on watmm, all you can do is piss/poop?

 

I used my penis to steer my car once

[vertsk8er419]

craig you're a vile pedophile

[Guest tht tne]

craig you're a vile pedophile

 

whoa can you say stuff like that

[Guest disparaissant]

i also drank like 4 liters of red wine during a drinking game and vomited most of it all over a bathroom stall. a friend of mine said of that stall: "it looked like someone had been brutally murdered with a chainsaw in there. if people bled purple, anyways."

same stuff both times, carlo rossi sangria.

i don't drink carlo rossi sangria anymore.

[Guest tht tne]

i also drank like 4 liters of red wine during a drinking game and vomited most of it all over a bathroom stall. a friend of mine said of that stall: "it looked like someone had been brutally murdered with a chainsaw in there. if people bled purple, anyways."

same stuff both times, carlo rossi sangria.

i don't drink carlo rossi sangria anymore.

 

the first time i ever got drunk i had like a fifth of seagram's gin with orange juice (what's that called?) because i didn't know when to stop, didn't drink oj for a while

[Atop]

not freaky, like I would tell you fuckers, but my friend Hobo D and I ran around (very soon after 9/11) and took a sharpee to all of the American flag stickers on any car we saw downtown and crossed them out....was sick of seeing so many flags that stand for something completely the opposite of freedom or the pursuit of happiness, they do in my opinion....oh and my thread on warpcomm, The Day The Beat Was Humbled, the day of the attacks, didn't go over so well....