essines Posted October 11, 2010 Share Posted October 11, 2010 if i told you i would become far too turned on and have to hump a hobo. but not derelict. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Atop Posted October 11, 2010 Share Posted October 11, 2010 we felt like superheroes.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
splesh Posted October 11, 2010 Share Posted October 11, 2010 craig you're a vile pedophile whoa can you say stuff like that well, he just did. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Billov Posted October 11, 2010 Share Posted October 11, 2010 I went to a UV neon paint night in a club last week, and didn't get a single spot of paint on me... now tell me that isn't freaky Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Capsaicin Posted October 11, 2010 Share Posted October 11, 2010 i blatantly pissed on the floor in my friend's basement when i was sloppy drunk one time... i mean this was a long, satisfying piss, not just a little dribble That rug really tied the room together Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest tht tne Posted October 11, 2010 Share Posted October 11, 2010 one time i listened to flahbulb Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Capsaicin Posted October 11, 2010 Share Posted October 11, 2010 I swam in my pool naked and dried out while laying spread-eagle in my backyard lawn, all while wacking off. Then I peed in the bushes and put my clothes on and went back inside. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dr lopez Posted October 11, 2010 Share Posted October 11, 2010 one time i peed in a leftovers container from Rice to Riches because I was too nervous to walk down the hall to the bathroom in the middle of the night cause my friend's floors were too creaky and I didn't want to wake him. In the morning I carefully carried the container to the toilet in broad daylight, which in hindsight was a far riskier move than just peeing when I had to go. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
J3FF3R00 Posted October 11, 2010 Share Posted October 11, 2010 I got all you motherfuckers beat on so many levels. I have tons of stories about crazy shit I've done (especially in college... well even since grade school really. Shit you just won't believe) but the one thing that may take the cake was when I was a junior in high school, I freaked out and took off all of my clothes in at the graduating senior's assembly and started screaming... in the gym, in front of over 2000 students. My principal was so fucking pissed that he called the police on me and was going to charge me with a sex crime. He was also threatening to expell me. The only way I got out of it was because I was leaving school early that day to go to a friend's wake (who had died under mysterious circumstances). When he found out, he told the police to leave and he took mercy on me by suspending me for the last 2 or 3 weeks of the schoolyear, so that I would miss all of my finals. The next year, everyone in school knew who I was and I was voted prom king for being a freak. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest tht tne Posted October 11, 2010 Share Posted October 11, 2010 i one time, got my penis stuck in pool filter Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
J3FF3R00 Posted October 11, 2010 Share Posted October 11, 2010 Fuckin lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
baph Posted October 11, 2010 Share Posted October 11, 2010 One time I stuck tht tne's penis in a pool filter. with my penis Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Atop Posted October 11, 2010 Share Posted October 11, 2010 One night, I ran around my high school with three other friends and we epoxy glued all of the doors shut and since we were trained ninja hooligans we never got caught, those poor janitors though(worked there asses off to get the school open), only set school back by an hour though.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Coalbucket PI Posted October 12, 2010 Share Posted October 12, 2010 I just turned down sex fuck Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Babar Posted October 12, 2010 Share Posted October 12, 2010 I made bombs. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Calx Sherbet Posted October 12, 2010 Share Posted October 12, 2010 do tell Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zephyr_Nova Posted October 12, 2010 Share Posted October 12, 2010 Fucked in plain view of a street while drunk, though it was in a dark spot, near rocks and bushes... but not behind them. Didn't really think much of it until now actually, that was pretty bold for me. And got a BJ in front of a dumpster, heheh... that was classy. I suggested it as a joke, but we ended up going through with it. Good times. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Capsaicin Posted October 12, 2010 Share Posted October 12, 2010 The next year, everyone in school knew who I was and I was voted prom king for being a freak. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Babar Posted October 12, 2010 Share Posted October 12, 2010 do tell i made explsive mastic. The charge consisted of acetone peroxide mixed with diluted ping pong balls. I was making it with a friend. Once we made like 200g of explosive - we wanted to blow a tree. Unfortunately, we lost the "bread" on our way to the tree. Right in the middle of a public park. Yep. I can just imagine some bored dude found it, and tried to melt this "piece of plastic" with a lighter - baboom. Also there are a few stuffs I can't dwell upon. Not yet. I keep it for the next "What's the freakiest shit you've done?" thread Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest cardan Posted October 12, 2010 Share Posted October 12, 2010 Draino in film canister, taped shut.. into the gas tank... blew hood 40 feet in the air, which we did not expect. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
YEK Posted October 12, 2010 Share Posted October 12, 2010 not too freaky, i pissed on parliament building on a new years eve when drunk. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest cardan Posted October 12, 2010 Share Posted October 12, 2010 Oh come on we've all pissed on stuff... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Siegecow Posted October 12, 2010 Share Posted October 12, 2010 pushed a pram down the steps of the lincoln memorial Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
YEK Posted October 12, 2010 Share Posted October 12, 2010 Oh come on we've all pissed on stuff... also pissed on friends car when we stopped to hangout in park Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest wake Posted October 12, 2010 Share Posted October 12, 2010 Everyone's such a pussy about coming out with the *real* shit. I know half of you have fucked your dogs and/or raped quadriplegics. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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