Guest disparaissant Posted November 18, 2010 Share Posted November 18, 2010 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iVtNzONbaiU That's some serious reporting, there. But I mean, if a 4-year old kid says it's true, who are WE to disbelieve him? http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OPObX1WyBBc Top rated comment on the Fox Video nails it completely - "Wow, quality of the Onion clips has gone down lately." It's got it all, though. White Jesus, God literally having the whole world in his hands. Dad making a subtle dig at Gretchen McGenericblonde, aborted/miscarried fetuses going to heaven... fucking hell. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TwiddleBot Posted November 18, 2010 Share Posted November 18, 2010 God's transporter must be fucking up again. It keeps accidentally beaming up kids high on ketamine. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chassis Posted November 18, 2010 Share Posted November 18, 2010 Why would you need any other channel on TV other than Fox news. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blir Posted November 18, 2010 Share Posted November 18, 2010 Last week I was channel surfing and I came across Fox News, which was playing Bill O'Reillys show. It has to be said, it's immensely entertaining (in the same way that slowing down past car accidents is immensely entertaining). But the fact that people can take it seriously is just crazy to me. It's not even a liberal thing, he's just clearly a complete egotistical ass. I'm willing to bet that people who regularly watch the O'Reilly Factor are rubberneckers. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest mafted Posted November 18, 2010 Share Posted November 18, 2010 Fuck Americans. I have had it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Gary C Posted November 18, 2010 Share Posted November 18, 2010 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jules Posted November 18, 2010 Share Posted November 18, 2010 /thread Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
patternoverlap Posted November 18, 2010 Share Posted November 18, 2010 But the fact that people can take it seriously is just crazy to me. There are tens of millions of viewers who take the channel seriously. Think about that for a second. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest theSun Posted November 18, 2010 Share Posted November 18, 2010 you guys see that sweet new sarah palin reality show? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blir Posted November 18, 2010 Share Posted November 18, 2010 But the fact that people can take it seriously is just crazy to me. There are tens of millions of viewers who take the channel seriously. Think about that for a second. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Ranky Redlof Posted November 18, 2010 Share Posted November 18, 2010 lollerskates America Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Friendly Foil Posted November 18, 2010 Share Posted November 18, 2010 wonderful. Thank you Fox. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest El_Chemso Posted November 18, 2010 Share Posted November 18, 2010 Epic. I didn't believe it, but if some kid from America (The same country who lost a kid in a balloon only to find him in the attic) says its true then I'm off to church. The thing that really makes it seem real is the fact that he is still 4, and that there is no monetary motivation for them to do this, for instance like a book. Really great. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
data Posted November 18, 2010 Share Posted November 18, 2010 when he says that jesus had "a smile that lit up the heavens" it doesn't sound like someone's been telling him what to say at all. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest El_Chemso Posted November 18, 2010 Share Posted November 18, 2010 So right data, totally off the cuff and something a child would say. Im so happy that there is a heaven and genuine people out there who aren't trying to lie to us. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Capsaicin Posted November 18, 2010 Share Posted November 18, 2010 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest mafted Posted November 18, 2010 Share Posted November 18, 2010 oh nice, he met St. John too, should've gotten his autograph. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Scrambled Ears Posted November 18, 2010 Share Posted November 18, 2010 boy i sure am glad i wont be fat and wrinkly in heaven Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
data Posted November 18, 2010 Share Posted November 18, 2010 so did all the dead children in haiti get to sit in jesus' lap aswell? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
patternoverlap Posted November 18, 2010 Share Posted November 18, 2010 No, only the white children get to sit in white Jesus' lap. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hardcode Posted November 18, 2010 Share Posted November 18, 2010 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
azatoth Posted November 18, 2010 Share Posted November 18, 2010 Well, if it's on Fox News, it must be true. It's FAIR AND BALANCED and have no agenda at all, people. Unlike that liberal mainstream media. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest sine Posted November 18, 2010 Share Posted November 18, 2010 One of my nieces once described her idea of heaven to be 'like Woolworths'. 'Out of business then...' I thought,nastily. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest mafted Posted November 18, 2010 Share Posted November 18, 2010 my grandmother grew up in a Catholic commune. she told me she once heard a nun say, 'get them by 7 or 8 years old, and you've got them for life.' it's brainwashing. add to that the fact i was raised catholic and still find myself feeling guilty for basically everything when i, logically, know it's not right. gotta love religion. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TwiddleBot Posted November 18, 2010 Share Posted November 18, 2010 my grandmother grew up in a Catholic commune. she told me she once heard a nun say, 'get them by 7 or 8 years old, and you've got them for life.' it's brainwashing. add to that the fact i was raised catholic and still find myself feeling guilty for basically everything when i, logically, know it's not right. gotta love religion. I read R.A.Wilson's Cosmic Trigger this winter when I was laid up and sick.. apparently it took him about 10 years and therapy to get over his coercive childhood indoctrination. Likewise for me about the same.. (to mostly get over it that is lol) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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