Joyrex Posted November 22, 2010 Share Posted November 22, 2010 try this: flush once when you're halfway through shitting, then a second time when you're completely done. that's 2 flushes vs. 3. How does one know when one is halfway done? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
YEK Posted November 22, 2010 Share Posted November 22, 2010 i once overflowed my toilet. piss and shit hit the floor,like a lot! i cleaned it up with a mop which i then ditched and didn't tell my roommate what had happened. better that way. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Root5 Posted November 23, 2010 Share Posted November 23, 2010 yeah, crap toilets should be banned, you'd think that we'd know the perfect engineering by now, and so any companies that go off and make something inferior get de-registered from the Master Flushers Association. twas a wide poo though. + now we know what a scotsman keeps under heez kilt. Ha, that's nothing - in the US (dunno about other countries), we have these new "dual flush" toilets that, depending on what you've just done, you can choose one of two buttons to flush and will use the appropriate water amount. Hell, for obese Americans and their terrible diets (or Power Shitters™ like Keltoi), they should have a third button labeled "massive dump" and have it dump 4 liters via a high-powered jetstream. Have you ever been outside North America, Joyrex? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
keltoi Posted November 23, 2010 Author Share Posted November 23, 2010 lol at 5 months late joke about BP maybe they should have got me round to iceland to fix that volcano. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joyrex Posted November 23, 2010 Share Posted November 23, 2010 yeah, crap toilets should be banned, you'd think that we'd know the perfect engineering by now, and so any companies that go off and make something inferior get de-registered from the Master Flushers Association. twas a wide poo though. + now we know what a scotsman keeps under heez kilt. Ha, that's nothing - in the US (dunno about other countries), we have these new "dual flush" toilets that, depending on what you've just done, you can choose one of two buttons to flush and will use the appropriate water amount. Hell, for obese Americans and their terrible diets (or Power Shitters™ like Keltoi), they should have a third button labeled "massive dump" and have it dump 4 liters via a high-powered jetstream. Have you ever been outside North America, Joyrex? I would say yes, but then the CIA would have words with me Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
baph Posted November 23, 2010 Share Posted November 23, 2010 NORTH AMERICA IS ALMOST BEST AMERICA Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
delet... Posted November 26, 2010 Share Posted November 26, 2010 yeah, crap toilets should be banned, you'd think that we'd know the perfect engineering by now, and so any companies that go off and make something inferior get de-registered from the Master Flushers Association. twas a wide poo though. + now we know what a scotsman keeps under heez kilt. Ha, that's nothing - in the US (dunno about other countries), we have these new "dual flush" toilets that, depending on what you've just done, you can choose one of two buttons to flush and will use the appropriate water amount. Hell, for obese Americans and their terrible diets (or Power Shitters™ like Keltoi), they should have a third button labeled "massive dump" and have it dump 4 liters via a high-powered jetstream. we've had dual flush since the 80's, fer water saving yanoe. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kaini Posted November 27, 2010 Share Posted November 27, 2010 flush buttons Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kaen Posted November 27, 2010 Share Posted November 27, 2010 i always flush 3 times, once when the first poop hits the water, once again when im done with pooping and again to get rid of the paper Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
halisray Posted November 27, 2010 Share Posted November 27, 2010 once at my school, I ran out of there LOL Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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