Guest Enter a new display name Posted August 25, 2011 Share Posted August 25, 2011 dork world problems Dorks don't exist in the third world! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
delet... Posted August 25, 2011 Share Posted August 25, 2011 My neighbours are voyeuristic assholes they use my illness to justify their actions-paranoid schizophrenic hi jaffa ;-] The back of my neck is aching and I don't know why. Maybe i slept on it weird... but then why hasn't it happened any of the other 10,000+ times I slept previously? Surely I'd sleep on it in the same weird way more than once in that time. Stupid random aches. You're getting old. Time to strengthen your neck muscles with some press ups. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest EleminoP Posted August 25, 2011 Share Posted August 25, 2011 I got too high. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Coalbucket PI Posted August 25, 2011 Share Posted August 25, 2011 I can see a rusty old radio telescope out of my window that has been there since the 60s and has never worked Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest disparaissant Posted August 25, 2011 Share Posted August 25, 2011 i just got punched in the left boob by a two year old and it really fucking hurt also ableton is taking its sweet-ass time installing. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
spacewrekker Posted August 25, 2011 Share Posted August 25, 2011 i just got punched in the left boob by a two year old and it really fucking hurt you must have really sensitive titties Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest disparaissant Posted August 25, 2011 Share Posted August 25, 2011 not in general, made me go whuuuut first world problem: i'm talking about my tits on watmm. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest boo Posted August 25, 2011 Share Posted August 25, 2011 mm yes Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest A/D Posted August 26, 2011 Share Posted August 26, 2011 some days i have the sadness problem Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest disparaissant Posted August 26, 2011 Share Posted August 26, 2011 stupid school email uses some archaic msn branded email thing that i cant get to work with thunderbird Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest futuregirlfriend Posted August 26, 2011 Share Posted August 26, 2011 fwd:fwd:fwd: it all to gmail? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest boo Posted August 26, 2011 Share Posted August 26, 2011 mdma cures cancer and makes you feel proper nice, but then you feel a bit crap Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest disparaissant Posted August 26, 2011 Share Posted August 26, 2011 yeah ended up doing that :\ not an ideal solution really but whatever. (@future girlfriend) mdma cures cancer and makes you feel proper nice, but then you feel a bit crap last time i rolled i spent two days afterwards in bed sobbing, it was pretty dire. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vamos scorcho Posted August 26, 2011 Share Posted August 26, 2011 tired Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest dese manz hatin Posted August 26, 2011 Share Posted August 26, 2011 speed gives me perfect weekends and suicide tuesdays Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest boo Posted August 26, 2011 Share Posted August 26, 2011 (edited) edit: uh Edited August 26, 2011 by tauboo Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Sprigg Posted August 28, 2011 Share Posted August 28, 2011 My dvr didn't record the Doctor Who premier properly, cutting off the last five minutes of the show, so I'm having to re-record it in the hopes that the box doesn't fuck up again, thus delaying my chance to see it. FFFFUUUU technology! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bubba69 Posted August 28, 2011 Share Posted August 28, 2011 My neighbours are voyeuristic assholes they use my illness to justify their actions-paranoid schizophrenic lol, is this true? I had a neighbor that was CONVINCED that my roomates and I were living with her ex and we were harboring his existence("There is a MAN, living in your HOUSE and he is HARASSING ME!"). Supposedly he would harrass her at night by throwing things on the roof. (total load of shit crazy lady hearing things). She went so far as to track down my roomate's girlfriends liscense plate to her mother because she beleived it was the car that was transporting this man to our house every night. I even had cops come to the door sometimes trying to ask for the guy (some old ulgy bald dude that obviously didn't live with a bunch of 20-something young men). I would often see cop cars just sitting outside my house when I came home because she probably called them every single night. After a few months she wrote a long winded letter to our landlords trying to convince them we were hiding this man in their house. We had a meeting and explained how she was straight up batshit insane. It eventually fizzled out but I think she is still crazy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Npoess Posted August 28, 2011 Share Posted August 28, 2011 Aren't Sunday nights just the most depressing hours of the week? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest KY Posted August 28, 2011 Share Posted August 28, 2011 Aren't Sunday nights just the most depressing hours of the week? yes they are Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
essines Posted August 28, 2011 Share Posted August 28, 2011 goverment liquor store is closed on sunday. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
delet... Posted August 28, 2011 Share Posted August 28, 2011 My dvr didn't record the Doctor Who premier properly, cutting off the last five minutes of the show, so I'm having to re-record it in the hopes that the box doesn't fuck up again, thus delaying my chance to see it. FFFFUUUU technology! So your viewing of the season premier has shifted through time. Appropriate. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest EleminoP Posted August 29, 2011 Share Posted August 29, 2011 I have a meeting I don't want to go to coming up. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
essines Posted August 29, 2011 Share Posted August 29, 2011 Don't go. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest EleminoP Posted August 29, 2011 Share Posted August 29, 2011 I'm running out of marijuana. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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