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hey guys,

 

just curious what kinds of first world problems you're all dealing with at the moment.

 

for me, fucking indietorrents isn't working so i have to use other methods of freely acquiring music on my nice imac. FUCK.

and i got a fucking hoagie/sub/sandwich from the local bodega/convenience store, and they put too much mayo on it. GODDAMMIT.

 

GRRR MY CUMBER BUN KEEPS FUCKING ROLLING UP ON ME

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My iPod touch is really old (1st gen) so i can't use some apps i'd like to, angry birds is slow, and the battery is starting to die.

 

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My iPod touch is really old (1st gen) so i can't use some apps i'd like to, angry birds is slow, and the battery is starting to die.

 

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lol "angry birds is slow"

 

i just drank 7 beers and i'm not even tipsy yet.

 

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We didn't have any brown or mint sauce, and I hate gravy. My dinner tonight was drier than I would have liked.

 

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Got stoned went to get fast food ordered at the window and drove away before getting the food. Get halfway home to realize my falter go back they give me the food and found the situation to be hilarious.

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Got stoned went to get fast food ordered at the window and drove away before getting the food. Get halfway home to realize my falter go back they give me the food and found the situation to be hilarious.

 

your problems aren't even problems

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Got stoned went to get fast food ordered at the window and drove away before getting the food. Get halfway home to realize my falter go back they give me the food and found the situation to be hilarious.

i don't want to be the guy to create the "cute mishaps that happened to you while you were high" thread, sorry dude.

 

edit: if this was a third world problems thread and you said "i walked a mile to get water but forgot to fill the buckets because i was having malnourishment hallucinations", i would say the same exact thing—just not on-topic

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I've less than 8gb left on my iPod Classic and I'm running out of albums-that-I-never-listen to that I can omit from each new sync. Makes adding new music all the more tortuous.

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the baby boomers fucked us up -- it was all about our ESTEEM, now we've grown up and don't know how to do hard work without chemicals.

 

first world problems.

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I'm a little tipsy but now that I'm not with other people I want to be mentally with it enough to be productive. Being tipsy while alone is the most useless thing in the world.

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There isn't a Burger King or a Taco Bell in town, I'm sick of McDonalds and Taco Johns

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I'm a little tipsy but now that I'm not with other people I want to be mentally with it enough to be productive. Being tipsy while alone is the most useless thing in the world.

i'm usually more productive when slightly inebriated

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Everytime I think everything is going well at work I receive an email from my boss where he points out something and then tells me to take my job seriously. Yay.

joke is on boss for taking shit seriously. it's a paycheck, not a religion

 

I'm a little tipsy but now that I'm not with other people I want to be mentally with it enough to be productive. Being tipsy while alone is the most useless thing in the world.

this is why god invented torrented movie/television. and by god, i mean bram cohen.

 

There isn't a Burger King or a Taco Bell in town, I'm sick of McDonalds and Taco Johns

this burb needs a fuckin wendys

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My dishwasher has flooded and I'm too lazy to get somebody to fix it.

 

Oh, and a combination of contact-lenses and the air conditioning at work has led me to have red, itchy eyes by 3pm every day for the last 3 months.

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