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stupid first world problems you're dealing with

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#1 Guest_KY_*

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Posted 13 July 2011 - 07:38 PM

hey guys,

just curious what kinds of first world problems you're all dealing with at the moment.

for me, fucking indietorrents isn't working so i have to use other methods of freely acquiring music on my nice imac. FUCK.
and i got a fucking hoagie/sub/sandwich from the local bodega/convenience store, and they put too much mayo on it. GODDAMMIT.

GRRR MY CUMBER BUN KEEPS FUCKING ROLLING UP ON ME
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#2 chenGOD

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Posted 13 July 2011 - 07:44 PM

My iPod touch is really old (1st gen) so i can't use some apps i'd like to, angry birds is slow, and the battery is starting to die.

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Posted 13 July 2011 - 07:48 PM

i just drank 7 beers and i'm not even tipsy yet.

FML

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Posted 13 July 2011 - 07:50 PM

My iPod touch is really old (1st gen) so i can't use some apps i'd like to, angry birds is slow, and the battery is starting to die.

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lol "angry birds is slow"

i just drank 7 beers and i'm not even tipsy yet.

FML

OH MY FUCKING GOD FYL

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Posted 13 July 2011 - 07:52 PM

My Macbook Pro has one of those slight discolorations, about 1cm square, on the upper left side of the screen, which may or may not be from someone (not me!) touching my screen at law school, and it's a little too visible with light colored wallpapers and forces me to nest the dock on the left to cover it up, and I don't really like that.

Edited by baph, 13 July 2011 - 07:52 PM.


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Posted 13 July 2011 - 08:07 PM

i have to say no to 2 of the 3 relatives that invited me to stay at their summer homes on Nantucket

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Posted 13 July 2011 - 08:15 PM

We didn't have any brown or mint sauce, and I hate gravy. My dinner tonight was drier than I would have liked.

I just had a before-bed-cheese-sandwich, and it seems that one of the slices of bread had experienced some exposure to the air. It was slightly tougher than the bottom slice and made the sandwich feel unbalanced.

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Posted 13 July 2011 - 08:15 PM

cat ripped the "A" key off of the keyboard, going to have to shop for a new fucking keyboard fuck, WAAAAA :derp:

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Posted 13 July 2011 - 08:20 PM

Phone shattered when I dropped it two days ago (HTC Aria, fragile piece of shite) and I've been stuck with some first-generation touch screen phone that's impossible to text on whilst mine is fixed.

Edited by Sprigg, 13 July 2011 - 08:20 PM.


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Posted 13 July 2011 - 08:31 PM

Got stoned went to get fast food ordered at the window and drove away before getting the food. Get halfway home to realize my falter go back they give me the food and found the situation to be hilarious.

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Posted 13 July 2011 - 08:33 PM

Got stoned went to get fast food ordered at the window and drove away before getting the food. Get halfway home to realize my falter go back they give me the food and found the situation to be hilarious.


your problems aren't even problems

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Posted 13 July 2011 - 09:01 PM

Got stoned went to get fast food ordered at the window and drove away before getting the food. Get halfway home to realize my falter go back they give me the food and found the situation to be hilarious.

i don't want to be the guy to create the "cute mishaps that happened to you while you were high" thread, sorry dude.

edit: if this was a third world problems thread and you said "i walked a mile to get water but forgot to fill the buckets because i was having malnourishment hallucinations", i would say the same exact thing—just not on-topic

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Posted 13 July 2011 - 09:59 PM

I've less than 8gb left on my iPod Classic and I'm running out of albums-that-I-never-listen to that I can omit from each new sync. Makes adding new music all the more tortuous.

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Posted 13 July 2011 - 10:03 PM

I've less than 8gb left on my iPod Classic and I'm running out of albums-that-I-never-listen to that I can omit from each new sync. Makes adding new music all the more tortuous.


serious problem, this one

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Posted 13 July 2011 - 11:37 PM

the baby boomers fucked us up -- it was all about our ESTEEM, now we've grown up and don't know how to do hard work without chemicals.

first world problems.

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Posted 13 July 2011 - 11:49 PM

Everytime I think everything is going well at work I receive an email from my boss where he points out something and then tells me to take my job seriously. Yay.

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Posted 13 July 2011 - 11:51 PM

I'm a little tipsy but now that I'm not with other people I want to be mentally with it enough to be productive. Being tipsy while alone is the most useless thing in the world.

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Posted 13 July 2011 - 11:54 PM

There isn't a Burger King or a Taco Bell in town, I'm sick of McDonalds and Taco Johns

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Posted 14 July 2011 - 12:29 AM

I'm a little tipsy but now that I'm not with other people I want to be mentally with it enough to be productive. Being tipsy while alone is the most useless thing in the world.

i'm usually more productive when slightly inebriated

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Posted 14 July 2011 - 12:56 AM

There is no cheap way to connect my year and a half old Macbook to my tv.

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Posted 14 July 2011 - 01:10 AM

I've just realised I'm not Snake Plissken and the world seems just a little more shitty.

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Posted 14 July 2011 - 01:14 AM

the water pressure in my bidet is a little too low so i might have to use some of the toilet paper that i was saving because the price of kleenex is outraaaaageous and my allergies are soooooo bad right now. i can't see how anyone can be as hard off as i am at this very moment.

oh my god i think my internet connection just jumped down to regular "high-speed". this is unacceptable i can't work with anything less than 15mbit/second.

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Posted 14 July 2011 - 01:16 AM

Everytime I think everything is going well at work I receive an email from my boss where he points out something and then tells me to take my job seriously. Yay.

joke is on boss for taking shit seriously. it's a paycheck, not a religion

I'm a little tipsy but now that I'm not with other people I want to be mentally with it enough to be productive. Being tipsy while alone is the most useless thing in the world.

this is why god invented torrented movie/television. and by god, i mean bram cohen.

There isn't a Burger King or a Taco Bell in town, I'm sick of McDonalds and Taco Johns

this burb needs a fuckin wendys

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Posted 14 July 2011 - 02:23 AM

My dishwasher has flooded and I'm too lazy to get somebody to fix it.

Oh, and a combination of contact-lenses and the air conditioning at work has led me to have red, itchy eyes by 3pm every day for the last 3 months.

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Kakapo has just bought me a new Macbook pro. But I had to agree to an abortion first.

Swings and roundabouts innit.



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