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Don't say "could you do the dishes more in general?" Just say "could you do these dishes?" when the dishes are dirty. Repeat whenever you want her to do the dishes. She shouldn't be able to complain because you still do more than her. Just tell her to do the dishes every day. Easier than doing it yourself every day.

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Unable to decide which appartment to stay at in Paris, one is awesome but has no internet, one is a bit shit but has internet.

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Ive got a choice of two things to do this Saturday and I don't know what to do. Options:-

 

1. A mate who I don't really see to often is having a, sort of, stag doo. I say sort of as I think he's split up with his lady friend but wants to carry on with the thing anyhow. Here is the plan:-

 

"head to Tottenham and we are hiring some Kayaks (£22 for 4 hours + booze) and we are going to have a little fun on the Water, dressed up as sailors (Jamie’s got a few outfits for the day). The kayaking is unsupervised so being responsible adults on the River Lee we will be drinking as we go along. Expect to see the East London Sites and hopefully with a bit of luck we’ll head into the Olympic site via water to see how things are getting on.

 

After which, depending on how wet we get I imagine that we’ll either head to mine to have a shower get changed and dump our bags or head straight to bankside. One way or another, we’ll be on the Boris bikes for a bit more added fun (cost £1 for a days access).

 

Once at Bankside there are many activity’s to keep us entertained, it sounds a bit cheesy but I’ve got a £50 voucher to burn at one of those massive arcades with bumper cars, 4 player racing games and all the other stuff you’d expect to find at a large scale arcade.

 

From here, we shall be heading to Laser Quest (if we can be assed) cost is about £12~15 for about 30mins I think. This is not def but just an option.

 

Once complete, back on the Boris bike and off to Shoreditch from some classic £1 in the Jar strip dancing fun. Well it is a stag do. Might have a curry on the lane too.

 

This leaves us at a point with many options - the night can go either way. We’ll have Shoreditch at our disposal (alway stuff going on), I’ve been told that a few illegal raves are going on that night too, and finally the idea of going back to Watford and having a mix + typical session is on the cards."

 

2. A load of mates are going camping / BBQ / piss up on a hill in a lovely area in Buckinghamshire. There are loads of people who I haven't seen properly for a while.

 

 

If WATMM could help it would be nice. Unfortunately I can't do both.

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and to top it all off, my tea is too hot to drink and i have to leave in 5 minutes to pick up the bairn from nursery.

First world solution:

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Unable to decide which appartment to stay at in Paris, one is awesome but has no internet, one is a bit shit but has internet.

Pick internet.

and download french maid themed porn for the whole ~week

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I have too much lunch meat in the fridge. Honey maple ham, corned beef, and smoked turkey. Now I have to make sure I eat it all fast enough before it goes bad!

 

This is too much to handle.

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I'm playing a gig tonight, but my set is only going to be 15 minutes long, not nearly long enough to consider lugging my live equipment to the venue. So I'm playing MP3s from a netbook. I feel like such a hack. My tracks are way too complex for my netbook to handle processing live in Buzz.

 

The other guys are playing from gameboys etc, still pre-sequenced but for some reason I feel that's more legitimate?

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Drawing graphics for a game with a fucked up perspective and my eyes are going to explode before I figure out how this locker should look.

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The other guys are playing from gameboys etc, still pre-sequenced but for some reason I feel that's more legitimate?

Those guys are hipster fags

 

I have to go into the office on sunday and do a couple hours work on a project that was massively underbudgeted.

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The other guys are playing from gameboys etc, still pre-sequenced but for some reason I feel that's more legitimate?

Those guys are hipster fags

Hardly. They're pretty genuine. Their gameboy music fixation comes from actually being hardcore gamers. If anything I'm the hipster of the bunch because I don't actually play any of the games, I just love the music!

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I'm not getting enough studio business (ie any for a few months straight) so I need to seriously consider getting another job... but I've been terrible at every job I've ever applied for that isn't music related. It really is the only skill I have... on the plus side, I have enough money to last me a long time before I desperately need work. But still, I can't keep living life just hoping work's going to land in my lap when I need it. My luck is bound to run out eventually. It really is depressing though looking at all the job postings on craigslist and realizing I'd suck at almost all of them. I also need to consider getting a driver's license, since a lot of the work I could plausibly see myself doing well enough requires driving.

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I've got a scintillating scotoma blurring my vision so I know a fucking bruiser migraine is coming, which is actually kind of a real problem, but also I was trying to watch Conan the Barbarian and I'm going to have to not do that now.

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does it download fast?

 

no it fuckin disney!

 

:cisfor:

 

class.

 

and to top it all off, my tea is too hot to drink and i have to leave in 5 minutes to pick up the bairn from nursery.

 

Put an icecube in it.

 

 

dleetr, solvr of first world problems.

 

I have too much lunch meat in the fridge. Honey maple ham, corned beef, and smoked turkey. Now I have to make sure I eat it all fast enough before it goes bad!

 

This is too much to handle.

 

 

freeze it, then use for pizza toppings at a later date.

 

 

Two problems solved using the magic of the freezer.

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The other guys are playing from gameboys etc, still pre-sequenced but for some reason I feel that's more legitimate?

Those guys are hipster fags

Hardly. They're pretty genuine. Their gameboy music fixation comes from actually being hardcore gamers. If anything I'm the hipster of the bunch because I don't actually play any of the games, I just love the music!

 

Correction. You'd have to be a hipster to still profess that you like and play some of those games. Seriously.

 

 

internets, business.

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