Guest sirch Posted March 10, 2012 Share Posted March 10, 2012 Fuck humans. Also, humans who think dogs are "better" than cats need some kind of weird S&M reassurance of "loyalty" because their own shriveled and useless genitalia makes them hopelessly subservient and ineffective in their daily lives. Also, humans who have more than 3 cats are like bipedal toxic waste dumps with holes in their brains, but there's a correlation-causation question here re: toxoplasmosis. YOU WHOLE LOT DISGUST ME Cats and dogs are both a'ight, though i'll have whatever baph seems to be on 24/7 !! crazy american. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hugh Mughnus Posted March 10, 2012 Share Posted March 10, 2012 meow Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dan C Posted March 10, 2012 Share Posted March 10, 2012 All dogs go to heaven No cats allowed Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest sirch Posted March 10, 2012 Share Posted March 10, 2012 wtf, it's just some little girl talking about bullshit. yeah, i didn't click the link. i just hate cats and, like, love dogs, yo. feel me now. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
YO303 Posted March 10, 2012 Share Posted March 10, 2012 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest sirch Posted March 10, 2012 Share Posted March 10, 2012 You're funny Mr Baph. =) every time i read a baph post i just picture Mr. T sayin it. and lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
doorjamb Posted March 10, 2012 Share Posted March 10, 2012 let's make bets on which watmmers are actually cats mashing keyboards with their butts Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hugh Mughnus Posted March 10, 2012 Share Posted March 10, 2012 You're funny Mr Baph. =) every time i read a baph post i just picture Mr. T sayin it. and lol ahahahahaha now I won't be able to get that out of my head when he posts. let's make bets on which watmmers are actually cats mashing keyboards with their butts hssssss >.< Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest sirch Posted March 10, 2012 Share Posted March 10, 2012 All dogs go to heaven No cats allowed cats go to hell, they go to hell and they die. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hugh Mughnus Posted March 10, 2012 Share Posted March 10, 2012 so do trees. Especially birch. haha I'm not a cat "lover". I have a cat and enjoy it's company when theres not something better around, like a cup of water or a pencil (not the new mechanical ones, the ones made of wood that you have to sharpen). If theres no pencils or cups of water around I enjoy cats. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest sirch Posted March 10, 2012 Share Posted March 10, 2012 just messing. nothing goes to hell. i've just seen moonchild is here, so... cats don't go to hell, ok hun? :) xxx Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
YO303 Posted March 10, 2012 Share Posted March 10, 2012 Cats go to limbo where they are force to watch their owners buy a dog and finally be happy pet owners. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hugh Mughnus Posted March 10, 2012 Share Posted March 10, 2012 cats go into outer space where they turn into toaster pop tarts and shit rainbows. fact Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hugh Mughnus Posted March 10, 2012 Share Posted March 10, 2012 I guess cat = pizza pop Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GraveGlitcher Posted March 10, 2012 Share Posted March 10, 2012 let's make bets on which watmmers are actually cats mashing keyboards with their butts for some reason I almost fell out of my seat laughing at this Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest sirch Posted March 10, 2012 Share Posted March 10, 2012 what's to like about Cats? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GraveGlitcher Posted March 10, 2012 Share Posted March 10, 2012 Cats are cunts, but dogs are retarded. With a cat I can have a glass of wine and talk politics, with a dog i can only do stupid stuff like "catch the ball", I'm too matured for that shit. the only reason I enjoy cats presence is because they are loner assholes and so am I. Now all of you fuck off while I go nuke a burrito Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
YO303 Posted March 10, 2012 Share Posted March 10, 2012 what's to like about Cats? They are good with finances. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
joshuatxuk Posted March 10, 2012 Share Posted March 10, 2012 what's to like about Cats? They are good with finances. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hugh Mughnus Posted March 10, 2012 Share Posted March 10, 2012 Cats are cunts, but dogs are retarded. With a cat I can have a glass of wine and talk politics, with a dog i can only do stupid stuff like "catch the ball", I'm too matured for that shit. the only reason I enjoy cats presence is because they are loner assholes and so am I. Now all of you fuck off while I go nuke a burrito lol no peesa pop for yoo? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GraveGlitcher Posted March 10, 2012 Share Posted March 10, 2012 Cats are cunts, but dogs are retarded. With a cat I can have a glass of wine and talk politics, with a dog i can only do stupid stuff like "catch the ball", I'm too matured for that shit. the only reason I enjoy cats presence is because they are loner assholes and so am I. Now all of you fuck off while I go nuke a burrito lol no peesa pop for yoo? oh maybe i kinda like them pizza pops.....hey, I see what you did there Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest moonchild Posted March 10, 2012 Share Posted March 10, 2012 just messing. nothing goes to hell. i've just seen moonchild is here, so... cats don't go to hell, ok hun? :) xxx Aw! *runs and throws arms around you* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hugh Mughnus Posted March 10, 2012 Share Posted March 10, 2012 Cats are cunts, but dogs are retarded. With a cat I can have a glass of wine and talk politics, with a dog i can only do stupid stuff like "catch the ball", I'm too matured for that shit. the only reason I enjoy cats presence is because they are loner assholes and so am I. Now all of you fuck off while I go nuke a burrito lol no peesa pop for yoo? oh maybe i kinda like them pizza pops.....hey, I see what you did there Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest sirch Posted March 10, 2012 Share Posted March 10, 2012 my cat was the best. she lived fast, died young. what's to like about Cats? They are good with finances. i liked my cat. she was good at scratching me, eating food and then wanting to go out and kill things. still loved her tho. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dan C Posted March 10, 2012 Share Posted March 10, 2012 My cat hides in my wardrobe, and leaves bits of dead animal outside the house. Plus she's shit because she's a cat Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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