LimpyLoo Posted February 7, 2013 Share Posted February 7, 2013 :( Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DerWaschbar Posted February 8, 2013 Share Posted February 8, 2013 A real old man and a real old lady are about to do each other. The old lady says: Before we start I should warn you that I have acute angina. The old guy says: That's a relief because your face is awful. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ghOsty Posted February 8, 2013 Share Posted February 8, 2013 What did Sushi A say to Sushi B? "Wasabi?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest RadarJammer Posted February 8, 2013 Share Posted February 8, 2013 what do you get when you cross Luke Perry and a paper bag? a disgusting bag of filth that you should throw in the garbage Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest isaki Posted February 8, 2013 Share Posted February 8, 2013 did anyone hear about that baby that was born with a glass head? scientists are still looking into it Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LimpyLoo Posted February 9, 2013 Share Posted February 9, 2013 Q: Why does it burn when I poop? A: Ebola Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DerWaschbar Posted February 9, 2013 Share Posted February 9, 2013 Some of these jokes aren't very funny... The other night I was laying in bed and starting laughing and when my girlfriend asked me why I told her the truth ,which is that I'd just read that the MiniKorg 700s has 2 oscillators and 3 ring modulators (lol). Anyways she called me a dork and then I lay in silence thinking about all those ring modulators. Not really a joke but still, 3 ring modulators! lol. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LimpyLoo Posted February 9, 2013 Share Posted February 9, 2013 The other night I was laying in bed and starting laughing and when my girlfriend asked me why I told her the truth ,which is that I'd just read that the MiniKorg 700s has 2 oscillators and 3 ring modulators (lol). Anyways she called me a dork and then I lay in silence thinking about all those ring modulators. Not really a joke but still, 3 ring modulators! lol. Some of these jokes aren't very funny... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DerWaschbar Posted February 9, 2013 Share Posted February 9, 2013 Derp Derp SH101. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LimpyLoo Posted February 9, 2013 Share Posted February 9, 2013 Derp Derp SH101. I haven't said that in days. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DerWaschbar Posted February 9, 2013 Share Posted February 9, 2013 Sorry Limpy. Here is a joke just for you:'Knock knock''Who's there?''SH101''Oh you are back from the shop already? Did you get any ring modulators?' 'No I haven't got any.' Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LimpyLoo Posted February 9, 2013 Share Posted February 9, 2013 Sorry Limpy. Here is a joke just for you: 'Knock knock' 'Who's there?' 'SH101' 'Oh you are back from the shop already? Did you get any ring modulators?' 'No I haven't got any.' Dude i swear to b'jesus I was looking over a cheap local Univox Minikorg yesterday, checking out the specs and all. Almost pulled the trigger. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DerWaschbar Posted February 9, 2013 Share Posted February 9, 2013 You should have done it! THINK OF ALL THOSE RING MODULATORS!!! Seriously though, how much was it? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LimpyLoo Posted February 9, 2013 Share Posted February 9, 2013 5 american bones Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DerWaschbar Posted February 9, 2013 Share Posted February 9, 2013 You are lying! Edit: Lying at my expense! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Schlitze Posted February 9, 2013 Share Posted February 9, 2013 A boy comes home from school one day. His mother notices that he"s got a big smile on his face. She asks, "You look happy, did anything special happen at school today?" "Yes mum - I had sex with my English teacher!" he replied. The mother is stunned. "Get up them stairs now and wait until your father gets home!" The dad comes home and hears the news; he"s as pleased as punch. Beaming with pride, he walks over to his son and says, "I hear you had sex with your English teacher.""That"s right, Dad." "Well, you became a man today - this is a cause for celebration. Let"s get a curry, then I"ll buy you that bike you"ve been asking for.""Thanks, but can I have a football instead? My asshole is killing me." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LimpyLoo Posted February 9, 2013 Share Posted February 9, 2013 I'm not *ahem* joking $500 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LimpyLoo Posted February 9, 2013 Share Posted February 9, 2013 It looks like there is the 700 and the 700s, and only the 700s has the three ring mods (along with the sub-osc). So this one isn't the cool one. ps wakka wakka banana peel priest Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DerWaschbar Posted February 9, 2013 Share Posted February 9, 2013 Yeah that's correct. Alright well I'm going to go now. You take care Limpy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LimpyLoo Posted February 9, 2013 Share Posted February 9, 2013 Yeah that's correct. Alright well I'm going to go now. You take care Limpy. Please don't go, I'm lonely. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DerWaschbar Posted February 9, 2013 Share Posted February 9, 2013 Maybe if you had more ring modulators you wouldn't be so lonely! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ambermonk Posted February 9, 2013 Share Posted February 9, 2013 This one's kind of old, but I think it went something like this:What did Worf find in one of the toilets of the U.S.S. Enterprise? Captain's Log Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Rabid Posted February 9, 2013 Share Posted February 9, 2013 When does a teacher carry birdseed? When there is a parrot-teacher conference. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chenGOD Posted February 9, 2013 Share Posted February 9, 2013 A Nigerian businessman is visiting a trading partner in Russia. They get around to drinking some vodka, and the Russian says to the Nigerian: "We have a game in Russia called Russian roulette. Have you heard of it?" The Nigerian replies that he hasn't, and so the Russian explains it to him over a few more glasses of vodka. The Nigerian, after a few more glasses decides, what the hell, and says, "Sure, I'll give it a shot." Well they play, and nobody loses! Hooray. A few weeks later, the Russian is visiting his trading partner in Nigeria. They get around to drinking, and after a while the Nigerian says, "Hello my fried. In honour of your visit we created a game very similar to your Russian Roulette, would you like to play?" The Russian replies "Sure, i vould love to play!" The Nigerian takes the Russian into a hut where six beautiful Nigerian women are kneeling in a circle. He says to the Russian, "you can have a blowjob from any one of these women." The Russian looks at the Nigerian suspiciously and asks, "Vat's the catch?" The Nigerian answers, "One of them is a cannibal." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
granty Posted February 9, 2013 Share Posted February 9, 2013 Did you hear about the carrot that got married? There was a big turnip at the wedding. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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