goDel Posted April 15, 2013 Author Share Posted April 15, 2013 In the Brazzers Union Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
keltoi Posted April 15, 2013 Share Posted April 15, 2013 wow, you do not want to see a baby coming out of a vagina for a job. have you checked out hypno-birthing? this is recommended... http://www.amazon.co.uk/Effective-Birth-Preparation-Hospital-Centre/dp/1905220502/ref=tag_stp_s2_edpp_url if i'm out of line sorry (cos lol i have penis) but you really seem to be dreading childbirth (going by your comments regarding it) and this cd can help you think positively about everything you're undertaking... it really helped my mrs anyway. relaxed you = relaxed baby... pre and post birth... hopefully! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rixxx Posted April 15, 2013 Share Posted April 15, 2013 wow, you do not want to see a baby coming out of a vagina for a job. have you checked out hypno-birthing? this is recommended... http://www.amazon.co.uk/Effective-Birth-Preparation-Hospital-Centre/dp/1905220502/ref=tag_stp_s2_edpp_url if i'm out of line sorry (cos lol i have penis) but you really seem to be dreading childbirth (going by your comments regarding it) and this cd can help you think positively about everything you're undertaking... it really helped my mrs anyway. relaxed you = relaxed baby... pre and post birth... hopefully! Im all over this: see positive thinking thread. I still however, would not like to see expanding vaginas for a living (I used to work on a 'stud' and we had to help the mares foal..the day you see a rectal vaginal fistula is the day you see there is no god) I'm luckily super relaxed, maybe this is why my anger is more humorous now (see anti-feminisim thread) (Im not going to have a fistula because im aware that my cervix will open to the appropriate degree -see what I did there?!) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
goDel Posted April 15, 2013 Author Share Posted April 15, 2013 So I guess this WAS the unexpected sexy job thread... (LOL) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rixxx Posted April 15, 2013 Share Posted April 15, 2013 oh yeah, I used to collect horse semen so I guess that's an unexpected sexy job? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
keltoi Posted April 15, 2013 Share Posted April 15, 2013 see positive thinking thread. shit, do i have to? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rixxx Posted April 15, 2013 Share Posted April 15, 2013 naah. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
keltoi Posted April 15, 2013 Share Posted April 15, 2013 good. oh yeah, I used to collect horse semen oh really? i collected panini stickers. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rixxx Posted April 15, 2013 Share Posted April 15, 2013 It's a shame you cannot use the proper terminology in this place. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
triachus Posted April 15, 2013 Share Posted April 15, 2013 I used to collect horse semen Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
keltoi Posted April 15, 2013 Share Posted April 15, 2013 It's a shame you cannot use the proper terminology in this place. like husbandry? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zkom Posted April 15, 2013 Share Posted April 15, 2013 A TV Chef: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RtS2Ikk7A9I http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZIesCd4I4hU Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rixxx Posted April 15, 2013 Share Posted April 15, 2013 tv chefs are filthily. Reminds me of that Kilgore Trout story about porn in the future is people sitting at a table eating food (see: http://exerciseishard.wordpress.com/2011/03/01/vonnegut/ for details) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Frankie5fingers Posted April 15, 2013 Share Posted April 15, 2013 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4wr2Nh8Pf2A Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zkom Posted April 15, 2013 Share Posted April 15, 2013 Being a Tiddy Bear http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gw1g2yKxb0I Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Braintree Posted April 16, 2013 Share Posted April 16, 2013 I was hanging out in the park drinking beer with a friend this weekend when a guy claiming to be a scouting agent for Levi's wanted my info for a photo shoot. Not sure why I'm posting this in here except for the fact that I hope he doesn't ask to pee in my butt. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Candiru Posted April 16, 2013 Share Posted April 16, 2013 If you gave him your info, it's only a matter of time. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LimpyLoo Posted April 16, 2013 Share Posted April 16, 2013 I was hanging out in the park drinking beer with a friend this weekend when a guy claiming to be a scouting agent for Levi's wanted my info for a photo shoot. Not sure why I'm posting this in here except for the fact that I hope he doesn't ask to pee in my butt. Regardless of the purported pretense peeing in someone's butt is the only reason to get someone's info. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
goDel Posted April 16, 2013 Author Share Posted April 16, 2013 Did he show you his "badge" or some other "credentials"? And are you allowed to touch mr. Levi whenever you get to work for him, or with him? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rixxx Posted April 16, 2013 Share Posted April 16, 2013 EXXXTREME (pole dancing?) http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_detailpage&v=Qo7JO3-w0So Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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