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Man dies after sex with hornet's nest


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This sort of thing is actually quite common in my blustery seaside village. We call it a "love buzz" and it's a rite of passage for young men, usually accompanied by witch doctors and town officials. There are fireworks and sometimes cake.

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he's got to have been trying to turn himself into a superhero of some kind.

 

lol that is the most haphazard superhero genesis shit ever. A real superhero would be synthesizing something and mainlining it.

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Clearly Hasse had a past-life regression earlier that same day wherein he recalled in vivid detail his former existence as a drone hornet, and with those memories resurfaced an insatiable ardor for the Queen's reproductive tract. Using vestigial pheromone receptors Hasse was, clearly, guided to the nest only to be unaware of his own human physicality during colonial-coitus and ended up invoking the wrath of the soldiers and clumsily sabotaging the nest in the midst of honey-soaked lust...

 

 

at least he came

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