ambermonk

new ragnarshit imminent

clitoral appropration

Fuck you 2016

happy danksgiving

i would like to apologize on behalf of America, we are stupid and we will suffer for what we've done. sadface.

trump for final boss of the internet 2016

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Elon, baby! Send me to Mars darling! *bats eyelashes*

Hot dog pizza? Spi... whyyyyyyyyyyyy

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What's the ugliest part of your body?

"Some ancient astronaut theorists believe..." Take that to the bank.

'Going To Mars in 2017'? What is this japery

clever homebody

>set DeusEx.JCDentonMale bCheatsEnabled true

TRIMP

Some aging white guy was popping off at the mall at this little Mexican kid and yelling at him for running in the mall. He actually said 'you kids are ruining this country'. I walked up, tapped the guy on the shoulder, got in a bro stance and said 'You gonna make it great again? You're gonna make America great again, huh?' -- The whole situation stopped completely, the kid ran away and the aging white man looked at me with his mouth open then walked away really quickly. I...

Don't just let your dreams slip away.

Pork makes me sick. I used to eat it as a kid, now when I do, I feel like I'm gonna throw up. Fish/Crustacean's def take the cake for top protien, followed by well-raised chicken, then tofu and the like. Beef and pork are too much for my lil' stomach to handle. Shrimp is at the top of its game..

Stop makin' that big face!

Explaining your own jokes to people = saddest sound in the world

woooo!

Strawberries are probably the most superior berry... maybe a good, ripe blackberry would be #2. Fuck blueberries. Raspberries are alright. Strawberries are at the top of their game.

Brexidiots.

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